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ColdCaseSolver Minecraft SMP

cold case breakthroughs, cold case database, cold case detectives, cold case files, cold case investigations, cold case solutions, cold case squad, cold case suspects, cold case theories, cold case unit, cold case updates, cold case victims, Cold cases, ColdCaseSolver, forensic evidence, justice delayed, Minecraft, missing persons, smp, true crime, unresolved crimes, unsolved mysteries

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mystery is why someone keeps griefing your base? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a real-life detective show, but with blocks! Join us if you want to solve the ultimate cold case of who stole all the diamonds from the community chest. We’ve got secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure maps, and even a llama detective agency to help crack the case. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to uncover the truth in the most epic mystery-solving adventure of your Minecraft life!

CraftyMania: What Men Want

appreciation, Communication, complexity, CraftyMania, emotions, Empathy, equality, Honesty, Listening, Masculinity, Men, misconceptions, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Stereotypes, Support, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of building alone in Minecraft, surrounded by creepers and zombies? Do you wish more women understood the struggle of finding diamonds in the deep dark caves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of mining with your new female companions who totally get the importance of a good pickaxe. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop enchanted golden apples when you shear them. So come on, ladies, grab your swords and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

MapleCraft Kids Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian government, Charity, children, children’s welfare, conflict relief, crisis response, disaster response, donation, emergency funding, foreign assistance, global support, government aid, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international aid, international relations, Kids, MapleCraft, Minecraft, relief efforts, Server, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE CANADA, GIVING OUT MAD CASH TO HELP UKRAINE BUT INSTEAD OF KIDS, WE FOCUS ON BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SAVING PIXELATED SHEEP! JOIN US AND BE A HERO IN A BLOCKY WORLD, WHERE YOUR DONATIONS GO STRAIGHT TO CREATING A PIXEL PARADISE FOR ALL! #BLOCKS4LIFE #CANADIANCRAFTSERVERLOVE

BlockyTerroristsGone

airstrikes, BlockyTerroristsGone, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, Eliminated, extremist group, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, Israel Air Force, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, military operation, national security, northern Israel, regional tensions, Rockets, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist cell

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Villages Defended:	18

lol this server is so lit, it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and stuff. join us and help eliminate terrorist cells like Hezbollah in Minecraft! we got the Israel Air Force on our side, ready to blow up any baddies who try to mess with us. come join the fun and show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, because who doesn’t love shiny things, amirite? so come on, join the fight and let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyPyramid: NoR*peZon3

advocacy, consent education, CraftyPyramid, Crime Prevention, cultural norms, egypt, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Legal System, legalization, Media influence, NoRpeZon3, pornography, public health, rape, sexual assault, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal change, taboo, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	5420	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3005	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4939	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a land where llamas ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a birthday party. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for the occasional exploding chicken).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant spiders, build a floating castle in the sky, or even ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. And did I mention the secret underground disco club where skeletons breakdance to dubstep?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

LymeCraft DNA Study Server

Bacteria, Dna, DNA mapping, epidemiology, genetic diversity, genetics, genome sequencing, infectious diseases, Lyme Disease, LymeCraft, medical advancements, microbial ecology, microbiology, PATHOGEN, public health, research, scientific discovery, Server, species, study, tick-borne illnesses, vector-borne diseases, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ores Mined:	3409	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got like, DNA mapping of 47 different species of Lyme Disease. like, who even does that in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Lyme Disease expert in the virtual world. maybe you’ll even find a secret cure hidden in the pixels. who knows, man. the possibilities are endless. so come on, join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of Lyme Disease together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

TinyPolitix Minecraft Server

1 year old, 1984 election, 1988 election, childhood development, early political awareness, ghetto upbringing, March 1983, Minecraft, Mondale, political awareness, political beliefs, political debates, Political Engagement, political interest, political knowledge, political maturity, political opinions, reagan, Server, simplistic political opinions, TinyPolitix

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where people talk about politics and grown-up stuff? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be if you want to debate politics with a toddler! That’s right, we have a player who claims to have been a political prodigy since the age of 1. From supporting Mondale over Reagan to wrecking adults in debates by the age of 5, this server is where the real political geniuses hang out. Join now for a chance to argue with a baby about foreign policy and trade agreements!

F1nnCraft SMP: The Adventures of Thread

Adventures, Chat, Comments.., Community, Conversation, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, F1nn, F1nn thread, F1nnCraft, forum, Interactive, internet, Media, ONLINE, Platform, Posts, smp, Social, Thread, Threads, Topic, Users

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	New Chunks Explored:	676294
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3362
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic SMP you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and party until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you unlimited powers (and a serious case of the munchies).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

ParentalExile Minecraft Server

abusive in-laws, abusive parents, Cultural differences, daughter’s perspective, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, generational trauma, immigrant children, immigrant experience, immigrant family dynamics, immigrant parents, immigration, intergenerational abuse, Manipulation, Minecraft, parental expectations, ParentalExile, Server, Sponsorship

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Void Armor Forged:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they can just waltz into your life and take advantage of you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a fortress to keep out unwanted relatives, like the abusive in-laws who think they can manipulate their way into your home. Use your creativity to create a world where you call the shots and keep toxic family members at bay.

Plus, you’ll meet other players who understand the struggle of dealing with crazy in-laws. Share your stories and bond over ridiculous family drama while building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and laugh with fellow players who know what it’s like to deal with insane family dynamics. And remember, on our server, you’re the boss of your own world!

BrotherlyBlockOut or SiblingShenanigans

Accountability, adulting, bills, Boundaries, BrotherlyBlockOut, cleanliness, Communication, family, financial responsibility, INDEPENDENCE, Job, job stability, living situation, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling dynamics, Siblings, SiblingShenanigans, tough love

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with lazy siblings who can’t seem to get their act together! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about your brother mooching off of you.

On our server, you can build your dream house without the fear of coming home to a sink full of dishes and trash everywhere. Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures, all while avoiding the stress of dealing with a brother who can’t seem to hold down a job.

So why join our server? Because here, you can finally have some peace and quiet without constantly being nagged by a sibling who just can’t seem to grow up. Trust us, you won’t regret escaping to our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join now and leave your real-life problems behind!