So, like, this server is totally like a battlefield, but with Minecraft blocks instead of real guns. And get this, we have Russian and North Korean soldiers fighting each other! It’s like a crazy war zone, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual enemies. Plus, the Russian soldiers think the North Koreans are like, totally subhuman, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Join now for the most insane PvP action you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!
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Redstone comrades
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CraftyCanuckz
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join because, like, trump is threatening canada and there’s, like, something dangerous brewing, you know? like, you gotta escape the chaos and come chill with us in minecraft land.we got, like, crazy adventures and, like, insane stories to tell. one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of chickens. it was, like, total mayhem, man.
come join us and, like, build the most epic base ever. we’ll protect you from all the craziness happening in the real world. trust me, you won’t regret it. join now before it’s too late, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride.
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PutinVsBorisIdiot2021
so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got Boris Johnson and Vladimir Putin dukin’ it out in Minecraft, can you believe it? Boris be callin’ Putin a freakin’ idiot ’cause he tryna take over the whole dang server with his imperial ambitions.Join us if you wanna witness the craziest political drama unfold in the world of Minecraft. Will Putin conquer all or will Boris put him in his place? Who knows, man, who knows. But one thing’s for sure, you ain’t gonna find this kinda entertainment anywhere else.
So come on, join us and witness the epic battle of the century. And hey, maybe you’ll even get to join in on the action and show Putin who’s boss. But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. But hey, that’s what makes it so freakin’ awesome, right?
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UkrainianCraft: Kim Jong-Fun!
LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT UKRAINE SAYS IT CAPTURED 2 NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS FIGHTING FOR RUSSIA HAHAHAHA. LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT?! COME JOIN US AND FIGHT ALONGSIDE THESE CRAZY SOLDIERS IN EPIC BATTLES. WE ALSO HAVE UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND GIANT CHICKENS THAT SHOOT LASERS OUT OF THEIR EYES. IT’S A WILD RIDE, SO HOP ON AND LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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KoreanCraft: Captured Soldiers
Lol come join dis minecraft server where we captured 2 north korean soldiers fighting for russia and now dey be building epic bases and fighting creepers wit us! U gotta see dis crazy shenanigans, it’s like a spy movie but in blocky pixel form! Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players and a secret underground base filled with cake and llamas. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and be part of the wildest adventure ever!
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OilRaidersGermany
so, liek, dis minecraft server be so lit dat even countries be gettin’ involved! germany be all like “nah, u ain’t bringin’ dat oil up in here” and they straight up towin’ russian ships and stuff. u wanna be part of dis epicness, join dis server where u can be part of international drama and shenanigans. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next world leader in minecraft or somethin’. come join da fun, bro!
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KurskKaboom Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.
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CraftyCommieKOsPutin
come join our epic minecraft server where russian commanders get injured in russia but still manage to play minecraft with us. we have ukrainian intelligence reporting on all the crazy battles and attacks happening in our server. join now to witness the chaos and be a part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll even get injured in russia too!
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TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho
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PixelWar Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server and be part of the most epic battle of all time! we got hundreds of soldiers ready to fight for your honor, just like in russia and ukraine! except instead of guns and tanks, we use pickaxes and creepers! watch out for the enemy team trying to steal your diamonds, just like in real life prisoner exchanges! it’s a war zone out there, but with the power of friendship and teamwork, we can conquer anything! so come on down and join the chaos, because on this server, anything is possible!