lol u know wat else is circling? our amazin minecraft server! we got 23 warplanes flyin around spawn and 7 warships sailin in our epic ocean biome. u gotta join this server if u wanna survive the chaos and build ur own empire. plus, our admin is a secret agent from china who will guide u through all the battles and quests. come join the fun and see if u can conquer the circlin warplanes and warships!
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TaiwanTango Minecraft Server
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HebCraft vs. IsraBlock
LOL if u want to escape the real world drama, come join our epic minecraft server! we got more drama than Israel and Hezbollah combined, but in a fun way! our players are always starting wars over who has the best diamond armor, it’s wild! plus, our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. true story bro. come join us and let’s make some minecraft magic together! #minecraftdrama #creeperwarrior
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CraftyCommiesMC
hey u, yeah u, do u like explosions? do u like chaos? well then u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got more artillery shells than north korea sent to russia! imagine the epic battles u can have with all that firepower, it’s gonna be lit af!we got crazy events like the great tnt war where u can blow up ur enemies to bits and claim victory! and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs, we got creepers on steroids and zombie pigmen riding giant spiders, it’s a total nightmare but in a fun way!
plus, our community is the best, we’re all a bunch of loony tunes who love to prank each other and have a good time. so come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure? shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s our little secret 😉
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Belgorod Block Party
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the epic battles between ukraine and russia! we got concentrated russian troops getting hit left and right, just like in belgorod where 5 dead bodies are chillin’. if you wanna experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, then join us now! we got explosions, chaos, and lots of pvp action. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the madness!
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JewCraft: No Protesters Allowed!
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, dude? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even anti-israel protesters tried to infiltrate it! can you believe that? they were like, “we gotta get in on this sick server action, man!” but nah, they got shut down real quick by the mods.this server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where you can build the craziest structures and battle epic monsters. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where you can find all the diamonds your heart desires.
so, if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in minecraft history, join this server now! trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pesky protesters, they might try to steal your loot!
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NATORejectsPutin’sBFF
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than putin’s rival to nato! we got russia’s allies quitting left and right, just like players rage quitting when they can’t handle our intense pvp battles.our community is so lit, it’s like being in the kremlin but with more blocky buildings and less political intrigue. join us and be part of the madness, because who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in minecraft?
plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot and treasures. just like putin’s hidden stash of vodka, except ours is way cooler because it’s in minecraft.
so come on, join us and experience the thrill of virtual geopolitics and epic battles. who needs nato when you have our minecraft server? let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!
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CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have this crazy story where Ukraine, like, hits three Russian air defense systems in occupied Crimea, but, like, in Minecraft version. It’s like, so intense, man. You gotta see it to believe it. Plus, we have, like, the most insane builds and the wildest PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your Minecraft life, dude. Join now and be part of the madness!
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HezbollahHavocCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have rockets firing from lebanon and israel and stuff. it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers. you gotta join if you wanna survive the chaos and build the ultimate base to protect yourself from all the crazy explosions. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the madness and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!
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BlackSeaSubs Minecraft Server
LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN RUSSIA PATROLLING THE BLACK SEA WITH SUBMARINES! OUR SURFACE FLEET GOT WOLLOPED TOO, BUT WE JUST BUILT A NEW ONE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SURVIVE THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE! DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER!
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FlagMarchCraft
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CHAOS OF JERUSALEM! NO NATIONALIST FLAG MARCHES HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! EXPLORE OUR MUSLIM QUARTER FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! BUILD A PALACE FIT FOR A CREEPER KING! JOIN NOW OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME! #BLOCKSNOTFLAGS #CREEPERPALACEPARTY