you think the Kremlin is crazy? wait till you see our players trying to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it’s like watching a bunch of monkeys trying to solve a Rubik’s cube, but way more entertaining.
we even have a secret faction of players who dress up as potatoes and roam the server causing chaos. it’s like a real-life potato revolution, but with less carbs.
so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away.
he said he’s gonna build a giant peace monument in the shape of a creeper to show that he’s ready to ease tensions with israel. like, how crazy is that? who knew minecraft could bring world peace, right?
so come join us on this server, where anything can happen. maybe next, the queen of england will pop in and start a build battle with us. you never know, man. minecraft is a wild place.
