Tensions Minecraft Servers | Page 17 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Belgorod Block Party

Belgorod, BLOCK, CASUALTIES, Claims, Concentrated, Conflict, Dead, eastern europe, Hits, international relations, Military, Military operations, Military Strikes, Moscow, Party, provocation, russia, Russian troops, Tensions, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the epic battles between ukraine and russia! we got concentrated russian troops getting hit left and right, just like in belgorod where 5 dead bodies are chillin’. if you wanna experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, then join us now! we got explosions, chaos, and lots of pvp action. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the madness!

JewCraft: No Protesters Allowed!

activism, Allowed, anti-Israel, Community, Conflict, controversy, demonstration, freedom of speech, infiltrate, international relations, Jewcraft, Jewish centre, MIDDLE EAST, national post, opposition, Politics, protest, Protesters, Religion, SECURITY, Support, Tensions

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	3392
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, dude? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even anti-israel protesters tried to infiltrate it! can you believe that? they were like, “we gotta get in on this sick server action, man!” but nah, they got shut down real quick by the mods.

this server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where you can build the craziest structures and battle epic monsters. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where you can find all the diamonds your heart desires.

so, if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in minecraft history, join this server now! trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pesky protesters, they might try to steal your loot!

NATORejectsPutin’sBFF

Alliance, Ally, Conflict, Decision making, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kremlin, Military, nato, NATORejectsPutinsBFF, Politics, putin, rival, russia, sanctions, snub, Tensions, Withdrawal

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	849
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Void Gems Collected:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than putin’s rival to nato! we got russia’s allies quitting left and right, just like players rage quitting when they can’t handle our intense pvp battles.

our community is so lit, it’s like being in the kremlin but with more blocky buildings and less political intrigue. join us and be part of the madness, because who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in minecraft?

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot and treasures. just like putin’s hidden stash of vodka, except ours is way cooler because it’s in minecraft.

so come on, join us and experience the thrill of virtual geopolitics and epic battles. who needs nato when you have our minecraft server? let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

air defence systems, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, missile strike, occupation, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have this crazy story where Ukraine, like, hits three Russian air defense systems in occupied Crimea, but, like, in Minecraft version. It’s like, so intense, man. You gotta see it to believe it. Plus, we have, like, the most insane builds and the wildest PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your Minecraft life, dude. Join now and be part of the madness!

HezbollahHavocCraft

border, Commander, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, Political unrest, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, Tensions, violence, War

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Towns Built:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have rockets firing from lebanon and israel and stuff. it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers. you gotta join if you wanna survive the chaos and build the ultimate base to protect yourself from all the crazy explosions. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the madness and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

BlackSeaSubs Minecraft Server

Black sea, BlackSeaSubs, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, naval warfare, Patrolling, russia, SECURITY, Server, submarine warfare, Submarines, surface fleet, Tensions, Ukraine, WALLOPED

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Void Armor Forged:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN RUSSIA PATROLLING THE BLACK SEA WITH SUBMARINES! OUR SURFACE FLEET GOT WOLLOPED TOO, BUT WE JUST BUILT A NEW ONE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SURVIVE THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE! DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER!

FlagMarchCraft

coexistence, Conflict, controversy, Cultural, demonstration, Diversity, flag march, FlagMarchCraft, International, Israeli, jerusalem, Jerusalem landmarks, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim Quarter, nationalist, Peace, Politics, protest, Religious, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Crops Grown:	8744
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CHAOS OF JERUSALEM! NO NATIONALIST FLAG MARCHES HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! EXPLORE OUR MUSLIM QUARTER FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! BUILD A PALACE FIT FOR A CREEPER KING! JOIN NOW OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME! #BLOCKSNOTFLAGS #CREEPERPALACEPARTY

Baguette vs Bangers: Minecraft Madness

anger, anglos, baguette, Bangers, Colonialism, Communication, Conflict, Cultural differences, Europe, French, History, Identity, international relations, Language, madness, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, prejudice, Resentment, Rivalry, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Tensions

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Star Shards Collected:	271

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the French and Anglos are at war! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and baguette throwing contests. You’ll never know what to expect next on this zany server!

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: Where Explosions are Just for Fun!

bombs, breaking news, Conflict, Crafty, creeper, current events, explosions, FIRST PHOTOS, Fun, global politics, GlobalNewsHub, international relations, iran, Israel, Kingdom, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, News, photos, social media, Tensions, twitter, Updates, viral, world news

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3881	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding llamas through space while battling zombie penguins with lasers.

Our server is so epic, even Godzilla is a regular player! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil potatoes.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret disco party hidden deep within the server where you can dance with unicorns and dragons.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyCreeper’s Diss Track Server

catbox, Conflict, CraftyCreepers, Diss, Diss track, Geopolitics, Hip Hop, iran, Iran vs Israel, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, mp4, Music, music video, Political, proxies, Rap, Server, song, Tensions, track, Video

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Void Armor Forged:	14
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Iran dropping a diss track on Israel? Look no further, because our server is straight fire! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected diss tracks from unexpected sources. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground music studio where players drop beats harder than international political tensions. So come on, join us and see what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

BroBroAutoLoanDrama

attitude, auto loan, back child support, Boundaries, BroBroAutoLoanDrama, brother, career, co-sign, Credit, CREDIT SCORE, DEBT, family, financial responsibility, Job, Kids, laid off, Marriage, MONEY, oil field, PhD, Smart

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8026	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream world without any co-signing drama!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to avoid getting tangled up in messy situations like co-signing auto loans for unreliable family members. Instead of worrying about credit scores and debt, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds with fellow players.

Say goodbye to family obligations and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Who needs a co-signer when you have a community of gamers ready to embark on crazy adventures with you? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelatedPerils

bizarre deaths, bizarre incidents, Dark History, death records, Fatal accidents, freak accidents, freakish deaths, gruesome deaths, horrifying deaths, macabre incidents, morbid history, PixelatedPerils, recorded deaths, shocking deaths, strange deaths, tragic deaths, tragic endings, tragic events, unusual deaths, unusual fatalities, worst way to die

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Potions Brewed:	110	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the worst thing that can happen is falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, players have met their demise in the most outrageous ways imaginable!

Join us if you want to witness players getting squished by a giant flying pig, getting eaten by a pack of killer bunnies, or even spontaneously combusting from eating a cursed golden apple. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable gaming experience, this is the place for you!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. Just remember, death is only the beginning of the fun on our server!

SiberianCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral agreement, China, cooperation, dead in the water, economic development, ENERGY, energy investment, energy partnership, energy project, energy security, energy supply, energy trade, energy transportation, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Minecraft, Natural Gas, pipeline, Power of Siberia 2, russia, Server, SiberianCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have the power of siberia 2 pipeline running through our world! watch out for creepers trying to sabotage our precious pipeline, but don’t worry, our team of panda warriors will protect it at all costs.

we have a special quest where you have to ride a polar bear through the pipeline to deliver diamonds to the end of the world. if you succeed, you will be crowned the king of the north pole and get a special igloo house with a hot tub made of lava.

join now for the craziest adventure of your life! just watch out for those pesky russian hackers trying to steal our redstone secrets.

KurskCraft: Paratrooper Showdown

battle, Border dispute, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern front, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, Military operations, paratrooper, paratroopers, russia, Russian soldiers, showdown, standoff, Surrounding, Tensions, Troops, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	8518
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Animals Bred:	52	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when BAM! Ukrainian paratroopers drop in outta nowhere and surround you and your buddies. It’s like a crazy PvP battle, but with real-life military tactics and stuff. Join our server for the most intense and unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the battle, you get a special loot chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and show those Russian soldiers who’s boss!

BlockyAlienCircumcision

alien movies, BlockyAlienCircumcision, body image, circumcision, Extraterrestrial, film analysis, Horror, Insecurity, long tail tag, Masculinity, movie marathon, movie quotes, phallic symbolism, pop culture, psychological impact, ridley scott, Sci Fi, SELF AWARENESS, self-perception, sigourney weaver, uncircumcised

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	1222	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

join our epic minecraft server where you can battle aliens and show off your uncircumcised prowess! we have a secret underground base where you can watch all the alien movies and feel the thrill of being uncut in space. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the aliens before you even have to swing your sword. come join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, and remember, foreskin is key to survival in this universe!

DeforestationFailsButWePrevail

#sustainability, Australia, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, DeforestationFailsButWePrevail, ecological balance, ecosystem, enforcement, environmental laws, Environmental Protection, Failure, forest management, land degradation, mature laws, policy, regulations, research, resource exploitation, wealthy nations

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	728	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Gems Collected:	38	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

so, lyke, u kno how the environment is all, like, important and stuff? well, dis server is, like, da bomb cuz we, like, totally care about trees and stuff. our server is, like, da ultimate tree-hugging paradise where u can, like, plant trees and watch dem grow and stuff. we even have, like, a mini-game where u gotta save da trees from evil lumberjacks and stuff. it’s, like, totally cray-cray how much we care about da environment. so, like, come join us and be a tree hero or something. cuz, like, trees are cool and stuff. #savethetrees #treelove #minecraftforestsquad

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

CraftyVShojo, froot, geega, Geega LIVE, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hime, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, Mata, mel, Melathon, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, Server, vshojo, VShojo vtubers, VShojo+ General, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Runes Activated:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, SQUISH Edition! Join us for a wild ride with VShojo and vtubers who are just as crazy as you are! Geega is still hanging out and yapping after some epic collabs – she’s basically the life of the party. But wait, Mel is also LIVE and her Melathon is in full swing. It’s a virtual party you don’t want to miss!

We’ve got Froot, the apricot sensation, GEEGA who’s a genius in her own right, and Haruka who will karate chop her way into your heart. Henya is the brains of the operation, while Hime is the queen of the dance floor. Kson will make you laugh until you cry, and Kuro is the mysterious dark horse of the group.

And don’t even get us started on Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, and Zen – they’re all ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime. So come join us on our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time and be excellent to each other. And remember, if you see any bait, just ignore it or report it – we’re all about spreading positivity and good vibes here. See you in the virtual world, party animals! 🎉🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

CraftyAgeMinecraftSMP

age, age guessing, age guessing challenge, age guessing game, age guessing puzzle, age guessing question, age guessing quiz, age guessing riddle, age guessing test, age inquiry, age query, age question, aging, birthdate, Birthday, CraftyAgeMinecraftSMP, current age, getting older, how old, time passing, Years

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). As you wander around, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena in the corner.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who is said to have the power to turn any block into a diamond block with just a flick of his pickaxe. Rumor has it that he only appears to those who truly embrace the chaos of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell).

MommaMansionMistake

AITAH, Audacity, childhood trauma, chronically ill, DEBT, disabled, expensive treatment, Hope, House, injury, legal settlement, medical fees, MommaMansionMistake, MONEY, Mother, no support, parental figure, severe illness, single mother, strict boundaries, support carers, Telling, unable to work, Upset, working mom

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about entitled parents and crazy family drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Need a break from real life? Our server is the perfect escape, where you can leave all your worries behind and focus on building the ultimate virtual empire.

And hey, if you ever need a break from building, just hop on our voice chat and listen to some of the craziest stories you’ve ever heard. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even forget all about that crazy entitled parent of yours.

NoPay4Ohio Minecraft SMP

least favorite states, Minecraft, NoPay4Ohio, smp, states to avoid, states to skip, travel aversions, travel blacklist, travel deal-breakers, travel detours, travel dislikes, travel exclusions, travel limitations, travel no-gos, travel opinions, travel pet peeves, travel preferences, travel restrictions, travel turn-offs, travel veto list, unappealing states, undesirable destinations, unwanted travel

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1072
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	260
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Imagine a Minecraft SMP where the only state you couldn’t pay us to go to is the State of Confusion! Yes, that’s right, our server is so wild and wacky that even the most daring adventurers would rather face a horde of creepers than navigate the treacherous terrain of Confusion State. Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and uncover hidden treasures guarded by talking llamas. Who needs real states when you can explore the insanity of Confusion State in Minecraft?