tension release Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195

ai, AI gens, BL4CK3D, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, cum saving, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, general, genshin impact, NovelAI, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Templates, tension release, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week, zenless zone zero

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	45	New Chunks Explored:	156686
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	3599

Welcome to the Blacked Bleached Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with edge counts, AI gens, and BLACKED modding like you’ve never seen before.

Imagine a world where every month, you save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone on the server. Share your progress, discuss how hard or easy you’re finding it, and compete with other players to see who can edge the longest!

But that’s not all – we have NovelAI V.3 for unlimited gens, BLACKED clothing available for purchase, and a BNWO dictionary to expand your vocabulary. And don’t forget about our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for a truly unique gaming experience.

Join us on this outrageous journey filled with templates, editing tutorials, and PMV torrents. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our Discord channels (even though they’re dead) for even more craziness.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Who knows what insane stories and adventures await you in the Blacked Bleached Edition world!

VomCraft LOLZ

accident, Apology, dry heaving, EMBARRASSMENT, endorphin rush, gagging, Girlfriend, grossed out, headache, Laughter, lolz, misunderstanding, neck popping, popping sounds, reaction, Tension, tension release, throwing up, Unintentional, VomCraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.

Need a break from the usual block-building and mining? Come join us and witness epic moments like the time a player’s neck popped so loud it made another player throw up! It was like a scene straight out of an action movie, but with a twist of comedy.

Our server is full of unexpected surprises and crazy stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most wacky and wild Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SinwarCraft: Eliminate the Arch-Terrorist

arch-terrorist, ArchTerrorist, Conflict, diplomatic tensions, Eliminate, extremist, fm, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Palestinian, Politics, SECURITY, SinwarCraft, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, Yahya Sinwar

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Emeralds Found:	9083	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than israel vs hamas yo. our new leader, yahya sinwar, is a straight up arch-terrorist in the game, u gotta swiftly eliminate him to prove ur skills. plus, if u join now u get a free diamond sword to take down all ur enemies. come join the madness and show us what u got!

Headstealer: Where stealing heads is allowed but asking for dirt is off limits!

Allowed, Anarchy, Bans, Community, diamonds, Dirt, Discord, Economy, Factions, factions pvp, Griefing, head stealing, Heads, Headstealer, Limits, mobs, PvP, Revival, SEASON 2, semi anarchy, Shop, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	HeadSteal SMP Season 2
Total Members	300+
Server Duration	2 months (at least)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on this Discord link and following the instructions.
What is the concept of the HeadSteal server?	In this server, players can steal other players’ heads by killing them. If a player dies to another player 5 times, they will be banned. However, players can revive others using a head and some diamonds.
How long will Season 2 of HeadSteal SMP last?	The server will last for at least 2 months for Season 2.

CraftyChoice Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	6306

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all of blocky history! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of bravery and adventure that awaits you on our server.

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves, and where the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Join us on this server and you’ll be able to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where players can dance the night away with the most fearsome beast in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of Herobrine, where he hosts weekly karaoke nights.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations). See you in the game, adventurer!

Minecraft SMP: TrumpBroGoneWrong

bros, Challenges, Crisis, current events, Downfall, election, leadership, Minecraft, News, not looking good, opposition, Politics, republican party, smp, Support, tough times, trump, Trump administration, TrumpBroGoneWrong, uh oh, uncertainty, US president, White House

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by zombie pigmen wearing MAGA hats! Join us and help us defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is actually just a giant floating toupee! Don’t miss out on the chance to build the most luxurious wall around your base to keep out the creepers and skeletons who are secretly working for Herobrine! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and MAGA madness!

WeddingCrashCraft

destination wedding, uninvited guest, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding etiquette rules, Wedding guest, wedding guest advice, wedding guest controversy, wedding guest dilemma, wedding guest drama, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest etiquette rules, wedding guest faux pas, wedding guest invitation restrictions, wedding guest list, wedding guest protocol, wedding invitation, wedding party, wedding planning, WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inviting your boyfriend to a hotel room causes drama worthy of a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

Explore our server and uncover hidden secrets, just like the secret boyfriend hidden in a hotel room. Who knew such a scandal could unfold in the world of Minecraft?

Embark on epic quests and build friendships stronger than any wedding invitation. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to adventure with?

Join now and experience the thrill of drama, intrigue, and unexpected encounters. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll stumble upon next? It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

CraftyHobbyist SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

If your answer isn’t “building a giant toilet out of diamond blocks in Minecraft,” then you need to join our SMP right now! We have a community of players who are all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and absurdity. One time, we had a player who built a rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pit of lava – and they survived! So if you’re ready to unleash your inner mad genius and create the most bonkers builds you can imagine, come join us! Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us.

PixelChicks: No Flex Zone

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	77
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	17

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, cold caves of Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with hunky Steve lookalikes just waiting to impress you with their block-building skills!

Join our server and witness the epic battle of the sexes as the men try to impress the ladies with their pixelated muscles and questionable fashion choices. From awkward pick-up lines to failed attempts at building extravagant structures, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a group of players who think wearing a blocky suit of armor is the height of fashion? Or witness a heated debate over the best way to farm wheat in the virtual world? You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else, so come join us and see for yourself!

And who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate among the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – because love (and creepers) are always in the air!

SquadGoalsCraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Emeralds Found:	7182
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

so like, you know that cori bush chick? she like lost the primary, man. but like, don’t be sad, come join our minecraft server instead! we got like, a whole squad of crazy progressive players who are always up for a challenge. we even have a special event where you can battle it out in a virtual primary election to see who will be the next leader of the server! come join us for some epic battles and hilarious moments, you won’t regret it!

CountCraft: The Billion Block Challenge

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Votes:	8841	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

u kno wat u need in ur lyfe? a minecraft server dat will make u question ur very existence. dis server is so cray cray dat u will be like “am i in a dream or did i just eat too many mushrooms?”

join dis server if u wanna be part of a community dat is so obsessed with counting to 1 Billion dat they have forgotten how to do anything else. we have a counting competition every hour and the winner gets a virtual high five and a pat on the back.

but beware, once u start counting, u may never be able to stop. some players have been counting for so long dat they have forgotten their own names and now only respond to numbers.

so come on down to our server and see if u have what it takes to count to 1 Billion. but be warned, once u start, there’s no turning back.

CzechCraft: Tornado Tales

CzechCraft, Czechia, damage survey, disaster response, emergency management, extreme weather, lessons learned, natural disaster, societal impacts, Tales, Tornado, tornado aftermath, tornado damage assessment, tornado damage mitigation, tornado disaster recovery, tornado impact assessment, tornado preparedness, tornado recovery, tornado risk assessment, tornado safety measures, tornado warning systems

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Votes:	5432	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216	Void Armor Forged:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing more chaotic than the weather in Czechia is the pvp battles! we had a tornado hit our server on June 24, 2021 and it was lit af. you gotta see the damage survey we did, it’s like a post-apocalyptic wasteland but with creepers and zombies instead of mutants.

the societal impacts were huge, like people started forming factions and fighting for resources like diamonds and emeralds. it was like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks.

we learned so many lessons from the tornado, like always build a secure shelter and never trust a pigman in a suit of armor. come join us and experience the chaos for yourself, it’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and your crafting skills.