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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 6424 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
On our server, you can participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a real-life unicorn delivered to their doorstep. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure, traps, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon named Steve.
So why settle for a boring existence when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (until your mom tells you it’s time for dinner).