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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 4530 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 5666 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you super speed and the ability to breathe underwater.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most gut-bustingly hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.