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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4384 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 189 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the chaos and hilarity of the game!
Join us if you want to be part of a community where praying to the Minecraft gods is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our server is a place where you can unleash your inner religious zealot and build temples to worship your favorite block.
Don’t worry about confusing your children with our unique brand of Minecraft spirituality – they’ll be too busy laughing at the absurdity of it all! Plus, our server is all about promoting good morals, like sharing your diamonds and not griefing your neighbor’s house (unless they deserve it).
So why pretend to be something you’re not on other servers? Join us and let your true Minecraft self shine – even if that means building a giant statue of Notch in your backyard. Trust us, it’s worth it!
