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PixelPotion

daily happiness, daily happiness boost, daily pick-me-up, daily positivity, daily routine, feel-good moments, Happiness, instant improvement, instant mood boost, little things, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPotion, positive vibes, positivity, self-care, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys, small things

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your very first minute of gameplay! Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who throw parties every night! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely out of cake! So come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

LeftistCraft Minecraft Server

Celebrates, Coalition, coalition government, Defeat, Democracy, election, Europe, far right, France, Government, leftist parties, LeftistCraft, Minecraft, movement, nationalism, opposition, Politics, power, progressive, Server, triumph, Unity, Victory

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

come join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle between the far-right and the leftist parties! build your own castle to defend against the evil far-right forces trying to take over the server! join forces with other players to create a coalition and celebrate like the french when we thwart their plans for power! who needs real politics when you can have this kind of drama in minecraft?! join now for the craziest adventure of your life!

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, children’s hospital, civilians, Conflict, eastern europe, international relations, kills, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, Military, Missile, missile strike, News, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have russian missile strikes happening left and right! watch out for those missiles, they might hit a children’s hospital in kyiv! but hey, who needs boring old peace and quiet when u can have explosions and chaos in minecraft, am i right?? join now for a wild ride u won’t forget (unless u get hit by a missile, then u might forget a few things) so what r u waiting for?? come join the fun!

HeartRateFailCraft

accurate heart rates, Attractive nurses, attractiveness, female, female nurses, gender, gender bias, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, healthcare system, healthcare workers, heart rate monitoring, HeartRateFailCraft, Male, male nurses, medical field, Medical Profession, patient care, Patients, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where attractive nurses roam the land, trying to measure the heart rates of players but failing miserably because they are too distracted by their own hotness. you’ll never know if you’re about to die in game or if you’re just experiencing a rapid heartbeat from seeing these sexy nurses. join now for a chance to flirt with virtual healthcare professionals and maybe even get a misdiagnosis or two. it’s a wild ride, folks.

EgoCraft: Narcissistic Rivalry & Admiration

Admiration, Attitudes, EgoCraft, gender, gender role attitudes, Gender Roles, influence, managers, Narcissistic, narcissistic admiration, narcissistic rivalry, narcissistic traits, Rivalry, Roles, study, Support, Traditional, traditional gender roles, Traits

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	1064	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Void Gems Collected:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the managers are all narcissists, but like, in a totally cool way. They’re all about gender roles and stuff, but in a way that makes you go “whoa, that’s wild!”

Join this server if you wanna see some crazy gender role attitudes influenced by narcissistic traits. Like, you’ll be mining for diamonds and suddenly the manager will be like “I am the king of this server, bow down to my gender role attitudes!”

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Plus, you’ll get to see the difference between narcissistic admiration and narcissistic rivalry in action. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

So come on over and join the madness. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about traditional gender roles while building your dream castle.

NexusDark Lifesteal SMP: Where stealing hearts is easier than stealing diamonds!

armor, bedrock, Community, Cracked, Custom, diamonds, Discord, easier, Global Chat, Griefing, hats, Hearts, host, integration, LifeSteal, Minecraft, NexusDark, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, sklauncher, smp, stealing, Support, swearing, Textures, Tools, Vanilla, weapons

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2198
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	293
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

NexusDark Lifesteal SMP (NSD LF) Overview:

Features	Description
Custom Plugins	Custom weapons, armor, tools, and hats to enhance gameplay.
Active Community	Interact with active players on certain days for a more engaging experience.
Discord Integration	Global-chat linked to Discord for conversations even outside of Minecraft.

FAQs:

User Rules:

Please avoid griefing within 100 blocks near spawn to avoid warnings or suspensions.
Respectful behavior in chat is required, while swearing is allowed, avoid drama and bullying.

Server Information:

The server runs smoothly 24/7 with occasional restarts for updates.
It is a cracked server, allowing any client to join. SKlauncher is recommended for skin loading.
Occasional host issues may lead to downtime, but it is rare and only occurs once a year.
Bedrock support has been removed due to Java-specific textures.

Ready to join the adventure?

Discord: Join Discord

Server Link: nexusdark.com | Versions: 1.9.X to 1.21.X

Shitshow Minecraft Server

AOE groundslam, bullshit combo, delayed swings, Hyper Armor, infinite poise, japs, lost their minds, Minecraft, retarded, roll catch, Server, shit game, shitshow, spazzing out, stamina bar

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gameplay is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us for hyper armor on every move, so you can take on those pesky zombies without even flinching. With infinite poise, you’ll be the ultimate warrior in the blocky world, never backing down from a fight.

But that’s not all – unleash a bullshit 6+ hit combo that can chain into other attacks instantly, leaving your enemies scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. And watch out for the retarded AOE groundslam that will have your opponents running for the hills (or the mines).

We’ll even force you to rollslop and waste your entire stamina bar just spazzing out – because who needs strategy when you can just swing your sword wildly and hope for the best? And don’t forget about the delayed swings made specifically to roll catch, because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously challenging?

So come join us on our server and show those stupid japs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. It’s a blocky battle like you’ve never seen before – and you won’t want to miss out on the insanity!

Crafter’s Paradise Minecraft Server

Crafters, cultural beliefs, DATING, equality, expensive tastes, feminism, financial independence, Gender Roles, gold diggers, hypermaterialistic, Lifestyle, Luxury items, Marriage, materialistic, Minecraft, Myths, Paradise, relationships, russian women, Server, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes, traditional values

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Are you ready to dive into a world where Russian women are not just hypermaterialistic, but also the rulers of a Minecraft server like no other? Join us on this wild ride where diamonds are just the beginning of what these fierce ladies desire. Build your way to their hearts by showering them with virtual gifts and watch as they conquer the virtual world with their impeccable fashion sense and insatiable thirst for all things shiny. Don’t miss out on the chance to join this one-of-a-kind server where the only currency that matters is bling!

ExFiancéDrama Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, ex-fiancé, ExFiancéDrama, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Love Triangle, loyalty, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, sisterly bond, trust issues, wedding drama, wedding etiquette

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Alright, buckle up gamers, because this Minecraft server is a wild ride. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly your ex-fiancé shows up with your younger sister and they announce they’re engaged. But wait, there’s more! They’ve been secretly dating behind your back this whole time. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for the drama, the betrayal, and the ultimate showdown between love and loyalty. Will you attend the wedding and play nice for the sake of family harmony? Or will you unleash your inner warrior and fight for justice? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – this server is not for the faint of heart.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword to fend off any pesky exes or sneaky siblings. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let the drama unfold on our Minecraft server like never before!

NoKidZoneCraft

Assertiveness, Babysitting, Boundaries, child care, child rearing, childfree, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, generational differences, grandparenting, NoKidZoneCraft, parenting, parenting roles, personal boundaries, Resentment, STEPDAUGHTER, stepfamily, traditional roles

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	214
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of babysitting? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to avoid any and all childcare responsibilities.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you never have to deal with entitled parents demanding free babysitting services. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to mine, craft, and chill without any family drama.

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can set your own rules. No more arguments with entitled daughters-in-law, just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us and leave the babysitting drama behind. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you never have to hear the words “Can you watch the kids for a bit?” Just watch out for those pesky creepers instead!