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NetherWordJokeGoneWrong

acceptable, Argument, baltimore, Black, calling out, Context, Heat, holidays, JOKE, kitchen, MIL, mother-in-law, n-word, NetherWordJokeGoneWrong, old-fashioned humor, overreacting, Peace, relationship, respecting family, rural town, Sensitive, UNACCEPTABLE, White

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and inappropriate jokes!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your mother-in-law appears out of nowhere and drops the N-word in a failed attempt at humor. The awkward silence that follows will keep you on the edge of your seat!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your spouse about respecting each other’s families. Will you choose peace or stand up for what’s right?

Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with questionable humor and family drama! This server is not for the faint of heart, but it’s guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

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PetriObsessedMC SMP

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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds, I mean, how cool is that?! And the spawn area is like a magical fairy forest with talking animals and flying pigs, like whaaaat.

But wait, there’s more. The whole server is actually built on a giant floating taco, I kid you not. And every time you mine diamonds, a chorus of angels sings in the background. It’s like Minecraft heaven, but with more explosions and llamas wearing top hats.

And get this, if you join the server, you automatically gain the ability to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Plus, every time you log in, a herd of baby pandas greets you with a dance party. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this insane awesomeness?

So yeah, if you’re totally into the smell of petrichor and want to experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow made of cheese, but better.

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CraftyMDs – No cure for creepers!

breaking news, Communication, compassion, coping with grief, CraftyMDs, CREEPERS, cure, delivering bad news, difficult conversations, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, emotional impact, emotional responses, Empathy, Healthcare, Long Term Care, medical diagnosis, Medical Ethics, medical professionals, patient care, patient reactions, reactions, Supportive care

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the doctors are the ones breaking the news? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a team of medical professionals ready to deliver the most outrageous news in the most hilarious ways possible. From diagnosing your character with a severe case of “diamond deficiency” to prescribing you with a dose of “creeper repellent,” our doctors will keep you entertained while you play. So come join us for a dose of laughter and fun – just be prepared for some unexpected medical advice along the way!

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Veggie Baby Craft Land

baby, Craft, Land, Veggie

so like, u know how some servers are all strict and stuff? well not this one, man. we got all the crazy fun and none of the rules. like, if u join this server, ur baby in the game gonna be like, super tiny and stuff. but in a cute way, u know? and the birth weights gonna be like, so low, they gonna be floating in the air. it’s wild, man. so come join us and experience the wackiness for yourself. plus, we got a secret level where u can ride a giant carrot into battle. it’s epic, bro. so what u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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sVanilla Survival

Axes, bedrock, Bows, combat tag system, creativity, east, Economy, ELYTRA, Exploration, Geyser, hacked clients, Minecraft, Monuments, PvP, smp, Survival, Svanilla, Swords, Teleport, tnt duplication, totem cooldown, Trading, Usa, world border

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Why choose sVanilla Survival?	– Survive & Thrive: On sVanilla we favor the ability of players to have freedom in how they play the game. While we do not allow hacked clients; You are free to explore the world, build extravagant builds, or simply destroy & conquer. Only the strong survive on sVanilla. – Melee Based PVP: We believe that the current PvP meta is a detriment to the survival experience. With this in mind, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows. To add balance to the melee meta, a combat tag system is in place with pvp restrictions such as no elytra in combat & an 8 second totem cooldown. – Quality of Life: While we love vanilla, we also understand the need for a few tweaks. We’ve implemented a few quality-of-life modifications to enhance gameplay without deviating from the authentic feel. Teleport, Ignore & Sethome commands are provided for convenience. – Bartering Economy: There are no economy plugins, the server economy is based on trading with other players. – Boundless Exploration: With no land claims and a modest 300k world border, feel free to explore any corner of the map as you wish and lay claim as you see fit. – Permanent Legacy: Our map is permanent and will never reset, so the monuments you build today will stand as a testament to your creativity for years to come. – TNT Duplication: Piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled, which means you can build tree farms with ease or even create tnt machines of destruction.

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Why choose sVanilla Survival?

– Survive & Thrive: On sVanilla we favor the ability of players to have freedom in how they play the game. While we do not allow hacked clients; You are free to explore the world, build extravagant builds, or simply destroy & conquer. Only the strong survive on sVanilla. – Melee Based PVP: We believe that the current PvP meta is a detriment to the survival experience. With this in mind, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows. To add balance to the melee meta, a combat tag system is in place with pvp restrictions such as no elytra in combat & an 8 second totem cooldown. – Quality of Life: While we love vanilla, we also understand the need for a few tweaks. We’ve implemented a few quality-of-life modifications to enhance gameplay without deviating from the authentic feel. Teleport, Ignore & Sethome commands are provided for convenience. – Bartering Economy: There are no economy plugins, the server economy is based on trading with other players. – Boundless Exploration: With no land claims and a modest 300k world border, feel free to explore any corner of the map as you wish and lay claim as you see fit. – Permanent Legacy: Our map is permanent and will never reset, so the monuments you build today will stand as a testament to your creativity for years to come. – TNT Duplication: Piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled, which means you can build tree farms with ease or even create tnt machines of destruction.

NetherWordJokeGoneWrong

PetriObsessedMC SMP

CraftyMDs – No cure for creepers!

Veggie Baby Craft Land

sVanilla Survival

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions