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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 3970 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 67 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Forget about family drama and crazy living situations, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon. No more dealing with drug-addicted dads who sleep in the bathroom or having to play babysitter for your sibling with a learning disability.
Join our server and embark on a journey to a land where the only limits are your imagination. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.
So why wait? Leave your real-life troubles behind and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs two wives and a crazy living situation when you can have a blocky paradise to escape to? Let’s mine and craft our way to a better tomorrow!