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Minecraft SMP – MANS Holostars EN General

ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, general, Goldbullet, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, mans, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Rabu Edition, Regis Altare, smp, songs playlist, TEMPUS

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Villages Defended:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	New Chunks Explored:	978667
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where the players are as wild as the mobs!

Rumor has it that Rabu Edition is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have taken over the server and are now demanding players to join in on their shenanigans. But hey, who wouldn’t want to be bossed around by a llama, am I right?

Our players are so insane that they once built a roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether, just for the thrill of it. And don’t even get me started on the time they all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have as much fun as possible, then join Rabu Edition today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Crafty Manslaughter – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, blocks, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Galore, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, lolz, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Manslaughter, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, songs playlist, TEMPUS, Viral Competition

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1608	Void Gems Collected:	17
Animals Bred:	56	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Emeralds Found:	9034	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

🌟 Welcome to our Viral Competition Edition Minecraft server! 🌟

Looking for a server that will make your mind explode with excitement? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, outrageous competitions, and mind-blowing prizes!

Meet our legendary players: – Regis Altare: Known for building entire cities in a day! – Axel Syrios: Can mine diamonds blindfolded! – Gavis Bettel: Can tame creepers and ride them into battle! – Machina X Flayon: Can fly without wings! – Banzoin Hakka: Can turn dirt blocks into gold blocks with a snap of his fingers! – Josuiji Shinri: Can build pixel art that comes to life! – Magni Dezmond [Alumn]: Once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword! – Noir Vesper [Alumn]: Once built a rollercoaster that goes to the moon!

Join the ARMIS faction and team up with: – Jurard T Rexford: Can tame wolves and ride them into battle! – Goldbullet: Can shoot arrows with pinpoint accuracy! – Octavio: Can summon lightning with a flick of his wrist! – Crimzon Ruze: Can build a castle in under a minute!

Don’t miss out on the fun! Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! 🎮🤪🔥

CraftyMemes – LOLzCraft Server

ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, CraftyMemes, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, LOLzCraft, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Migratory Bird Edition, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, TEMPUS

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Emeralds Found:	4099	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes and bland gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is like no other! Join now for the Migratory Bird Edition, where you can fly around like a majestic bird and explore the vast world we have created.

Meet our legendary players like Regis Altare, the master of all things Minecraft, or Machina X Flayon, who can build a castle in the blink of an eye. And let’s not forget about Goldbullet, who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper!”

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like the Great Chicken Race, where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest. Or how about the Sheep Bowling Tournament, where you use a giant sheep as a bowling ball?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

☠️, Anarchy, banner, Deadtime, description, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, WIPE TODAY, 💀, 💰, 🔥

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Star Shards Collected:	104
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9814
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

funtime.deadtime.site

Love Crafted Minecraft Server

BPD, break up, coping mechanisms, crafted, emotional struggles, Emotional support, entering a relationship, honestly suck, Hope, incel, Loneliness, lonely, long term relationship, love, loveless relationship, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, ROBOT, self worth, Server, toxic relationships, worth it

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

> be me > lonely incel > finally enter relationship > gf has bpd > relationship is loveless 90% of the time > feel even more lonely

Honestly, fellow gamers, relationships are overrated. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the woes of love! Join us and build your own virtual love shack, where you can break up and make up as many times as you want without any real-life consequences. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to eternal happiness (or at least until the next update)!

Pep Meltzer Minecraft SMP – /pw/on Here – Rumblings and Blocks

blocks, forum, insider information, insider news, insider sources, Meltzer, Minecraft, PEP, Pep Meltzer, peptreon, pwon, release request, rumblings, Rumors, smp, subscription, Thread, title contention, Title shot, wrestling, wrestling forum, wrestling insider, wrestling insider news, wrestling news, wrestling rumors

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! It’s Pep Meltzer here, your go-to source for all the juicy gossip on our wild and wacky SMP server. Rumor has it that player @16013184 is causing a stir by demanding to be released from their contract because they didn’t get the coveted title of “King of the Creepers.” And let me tell you, things are heating up faster than a furnace smelting iron ore!

But wait, there’s more! Player @16013042 made the grave mistake of posting in the forbidden thread, and let’s just say things got explosive quicker than a creeper in a TNT factory. If you want to stay in the loop on all the drama, be sure to subscribe to my peptreon for exclusive insider news and behind-the-scenes shenanigans.

So why join our crazy SMP server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness power struggles, epic battles, and scandalous betrayals all while building your dream pixelated palace? Trust me, this server is like no other – it’s a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity that you won’t want to miss. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the game, fellow gamers! Let’s mine and craft our way to glory! 🎮🔥🤣

AirportPickupMC Server

Airport, AirportPickupMC, childhood best friends, Choosing, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, family, Friend, Guilt, loyalty, Mother, passive aggressive, Priorities, Promise, relationships, rescheduled flight, Server, taxi, Time management, Transportation, Upset

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Zombie Dances:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate showdown between your mom and your friend! Will you choose to pick up your childhood best friend after 2 years of separation, or will you leave him stranded at the airport and make your mom take a taxi in a passive aggressive manner? The stakes are high and the drama is real on our server. Choose your alliances wisely and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

MillionaireMoochersNoCash4U

Abuse, aita, bank account, cheque, decision, family drama, Flashbacks, Inheritance, life changing, millionaire family, MillionaireMoochersNoCash4U, money problems, narcissist, privileged, Properties, relationships, Rent, shock, step grandfather, Struggling, UNFAIR

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your crazy family drama and build your own virtual empire! Need a break from entitled millionaires demanding your inheritance? Join us and create your own wealth by mining diamonds and building epic castles.

On our server, you can team up with other players to take on challenges and conquer dungeons, just like facing off against your greedy relatives in real life. And don’t worry, there are no narcissistic grandfathers here to ruin your fun – just friendly players looking to have a good time.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the family drama behind. Plus, who needs a massive inheritance when you can mine for your own riches and become the wealthiest player in the game? So come on, join us and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

NomNomCraft

addictive foods, Binge Eating, can’t resist, cant stop eating, comfort food, constant munching, endless snacking, food addiction, food cravings, food obsession, guilty pleasure, indulgent treats, insatiable appetite, insatiable hunger, irresistible snacks, never satisfied, never-ending munching, NomNomCraft, nonstop eating, snack attack, uncontrollable cravings

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Are you tired of eating the same old boring food in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special food called “Diamond Cake” that once you take a bite, you won’t be able to stop eating it! Legend has it that players who eat this delicious treat gain superpowers and can fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. Join us now and indulge in the tastiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

anniversary, CASUALTIES, Conflict, dissent, extremism, Faction, gaza, Hamas, Israel, long-term effects, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, opposition, Palestinian, Political, resistance, Server, Support, Toll, Unrest, violence, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4433
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gods Slained:	2

LOLZ come join dis Minecraft server where we fight like Hamas in Gaza but with blocks instead of bombs! Our war is so epic, it’s like a year-long battle of epic proportions! The toll is heavy but the support is weak, just like our enemies when they see our epic builds and PvP skills! Join now and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when you can have chaos and fun instead! Let’s show those dissenters what we’re made of, block by block!

PutinCraft2020

collusion, Communication, controversial, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, election loss, foreign relations, international affairs, News, phone calls, political leaders, president, Presidential election, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, united states, us politics, White House, world leaders

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Votes:	1832
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	144	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

so, like, this server is like the best thing since diamonds in minecraft. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, donald trump and putin were playing minecraft together on this server. they were building a wall around their base to keep out all the haters. but then, they got a call from herobrine asking for help defeating the ender dragon. so, they put their political differences aside and teamed up to take down the dragon. it was epic. now, if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, you gotta join this server. who knows what other wild shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, you might even get a call from trump or putin themselves. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Balance: Earth’s Future

#sustainability, balance, blocky, carbon footprint, cattle, climate change, Earth, Earths, ecological balance, environmental crisis, environmental impact, Future, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, human population, Humanity, INCREASE, Livestock, overpopulation, population growth, Sheep, vital signs

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Gods Slained:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

LOLZ come join dis server where we gotz da craziest balance of human population and animals yo! we gotz 200,000 peeps poppin up every day like mushrooms after da rain, and 170,000 cows and sheep joinin da party too! our greenhouse gas emissions be breakin records like a boss! come join da fun and help us tip da scales of humanity’s future, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🌍🔥🐄 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

Blocky Manga Minecraft Server

2024.., action, Adventure, Anime, blocky, Characters, comedy, comics, Drama, Entertainment, FANTASY, Issue 45, japanese, magazine, Manga, manga artists, Minecraft, Popular, Serialized, Server, SHONEN, Stories, Weekly publication, Weekly Shonen Magazine

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Zombie Dances:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!