Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of players who are all secretly obsessed with a self-admitted home-wrecker whore! She may sleep 16 hours a day, but hey, who needs a stable relationship when you can have drama and chaos instead?
Join our server for the chance to win the heart of this demanding diva, who will keep you on your toes with her wild antics and outrageous demands. Who needs a boring, normal relationship when you can have a rollercoaster ride of emotions with our resident drama queen?
So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to keep up with this hot mess of a woman. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a scandalous love triangle that will make all your friends jealous!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you want to bang Zendaya in the bunghole? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure within, Zendaya herself will appear and challenge you to a build battle.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon when defeated. And if you collect enough enchanted bacon, you can summon a magical unicorn to ride around the server in style.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the wild adventures begin! Just remember, no homo when it comes to banging Zendaya in the bunghole.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, fear not, because our server is here to shake things up in the most devilishly delightful way possible!
Picture this: you log onto our server and immediately you’re greeted by a talking pig who offers to be your personal mining assistant. But be warned, this pig has a mischievous streak and may lead you straight into a pit of lava just for laughs.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance instructors. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our legendary boss battles where you’ll face off against giant chickens with laser eyes and spiders that can breakdance. It’s a battle for the ages, and only the most skilled players will emerge victorious.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you may just find yourself whispering to the devil that you already have (You)’s!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right – our server is like a psychedelic dream come to life!
Join us for epic quests like finding the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny or battling the evil Chicken Overlord who is hell-bent on world domination. And don’t even get us started on our custom-built roller coasters that will make your stomach drop faster than a stack of anvils.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the majestic Rainbow Llama. Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything is possible!
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have to make tough decisions like “Who would you rather fuck?” Will it be the creeper with a seductive wink or the enderman with those long, luscious legs? Our server is full of sexy mobs just waiting for your love and affection. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is looking for a Minecraft date, so don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! Join now for a chance to find true love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the drama is as dry as a desert biome? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more girl-on-girl cheating than a scandalous yuri anime, and let me tell you, the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and love triangles that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated world is the players themselves! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, like when our resident pig tamer tried to ride a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary duo who once invited a player back to their room for a threesome… with a twist! Will you have the guts to join in on their outrageous antics, or will you chicken out and bail like a noob? Only one way to find out – join our server today and let the madness begin!
Welcome to the most EPICMinecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden DIAMOND mine that led to a secret underground kingdom filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS. And guess what? They were able to ride the unicorns into battle against a horde of evil creepers!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary COOKIE Kingdom, where the cookies are as big as your head and taste like HEAVEN. And rumor has it, there’s a secret recipe hidden somewhere in the kingdom that will grant you eternal life in the game!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s as fudge as good as it looks. You won’t regret it!
Welcome to our amazingMinecraft server where the only rule is: “Would you suck it?” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons!
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag?
– We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals?
– Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think.
– The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on!
– We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go “お尻か?” (you want some ass?) Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be in the Minecraft universe!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs and talking sheep. They were so amazed by the madness that they couldn’t stop playing for days!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs . Imagine the riches you could have by just hanging out with these fabulous fowls!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret disco party every night in the Nether . You can dance the night away with zombie pigmen and skeleton DJs !
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
This server used to be a recreation of the popular DreamSMP but we have expanded to a Survival Server! Join now! Oh and did I mention its not Pay to Win?
Welcome to the Simi-Vanilla server that is The SeraVista SMP. Here you can make new friends, build, explore, and many more. You may also tp and rtp as well as collect heads buy special wepons and so much more. Come and join us!!
? The Minecraft server – GoodMine is waiting for the best players. ❌ No wipes ❌ No mods ❌ Own plugins ✅ Many modes ✅
Briefly about the modes that you can find on the server:
? GoodMine Survival: Survive in a huge and unusual world, and we will diversify your game: Chests, Auto-mine, Whales, Super items and much more… Herobrine is already waiting for you. ?
? GoodMine SkyBlock: Survive on your own separate island: Build your empire, Get rich, Take all the tops, Win in the mob arena and collect all the collectibles from the chests! ?
? GoodMine Creative: Build NOT in a flat world with an endless supply of resources! Show the buildings to your friends and don’t worry about wipes: There won’t be any! ?
? GoodMine 2B2T: There are no rules here: Do whatever you can and don’t be afraid of being banned or judged. Only the worthy can survive! ?
? Unique Atlas mode. On it you can get resources for your house or castle, fight with players or special boss characters, hire builders and security. And most importantly, all actions take place in real history mode. ?
? GoodMine SkyWars: Start a war in the air on beautiful islands. After these epic battles with cool items and events, there should be no living space left from the islands! ?
? GoodMine BedWars: With your team, find and break other people’s beds to defeat everyone. But don’t let anyone near your bed! ?
? GoodMine Bridges: A quick mini-game that will immediately show who’s boss: Capture your opponent’s portal. ?
? IP: hot.goodmine.net
⭐ Join our community:
? Website: https://goodmine.net/
? VK: https://vk.com/goodmine (news and promotions)
? Discord: https://goodmine.net/discord (there is a cool server bot there)
This server will have a custom 1.18 map where people can choose where they would like to live on the map and create their own factions with friends! if you like the server please invite your friends to come and play on our server
Mysteria is a warm and welcoming Minecraft server that boasts various features to keep players engaged. It provides a unique world with custom mobs, items, and even boss mobs. You can participate in exciting game events, level up with in-game ranks, and dive into challenging dungeons. You also have the chance to win special spawner eggs and exclusive items from special crates. For those who love to trade, Mysteria has chest shops that allow you to buy and sell items with other players. The server also has a grief prevention system to keep your builds safe. Plus, with daily rewards and seasonal events, Mysteria is a fun-filled server that never gets boring. The community is warm and friendly, making it easy for newcomers to jump right in and start exploring. Whether you’re looking for an adventure or a place to build your own world, Mysteria is the perfect place for you. So, come join the community and explore all that Mysteria has to offer!
SmallersSMP is a Minecraft Java only SMP where you can Basically do anything you want as long as you follow the rules, you can build a colony branching off of The Four main nations, Spookville, hexaria, Caketown, and Sealand, you can also build shops wherever you want as long as it’s in a colony, We hope you have a good time here!