BlockyBlueBalls

BlockyBlueBalls, fleeting desires, fleeting fantasies, fleeting thoughts, forbidden temptations, guilty pleasures, horny, impulse decisions, impulsive actions, lustful ideas, lustful urges, momentary cravings, Post-nut clarity, regret, Regrettable choices, sexual fantasies, short-lived pleasures, short-term gratification, temporary desires, temporary satisfaction

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

YouthfulCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of people mistaking you for a Minecraft noob because you look younger than you actually are? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special potion that will make you look older and wiser in the Minecraft world! Join us and never be mistaken for a noob again!

Our server is also home to the Fountain of Youth, where players can bathe in its magical waters and reverse the aging process in real life! Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to eternal youth in both the virtual and real worlds!

But that’s not all – we have a secret quest where players can unlock the ability to turn into a baby zombie and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s only on our server!

So if you want to look your age, reverse aging, or just have a good laugh as a baby zombie, join us on our server today!

BorderBlockParty

border regions, BorderBlockParty, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, halt, international relations, intervention, launches, Military, offensive, Operation, putin, russia, SECURITY, three, UKRAINIAN, Zelensky

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mines Excavated:	3338	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Animals Bred:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

so, liek, u know how russia is all like, “hey ukraine, stop being so offensive”? well, now they’re launching this super epic operation in three border regions to, like, totally stop them in their tracks. and guess what? u can be a part of all the action on our minecraft server! join us and help russia defeat the evil ukrainians in the ultimate battle for border supremacy. build tanks, launch missiles, and show those ukrainians who’s boss. plus, we have free virtual borscht for all players who join. so come on, comrade, join the fun and help russia win the war on our epic minecraft server! da, da, da!

PickleCraft – Relish the Adventure!

Adventure, condiment, condiments, cucumbers, flavor, HAMBURGER, hot dog, jelly, Pickle, PickleCraft, pickled, Relish, relish condiment, relish flavors, relish ideas, relish recipe, relish sauce, sandwich, Savory, spread, tangy, topping

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	177

So, like, imagine a world where pickles are jelly and jelly is pickles. That’s the kind of crazy sh*t you’ll find on this server, where everything is flipped upside down and inside out. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure in Minecraft.

Our server is like a giant circus, but instead of clowns and elephants, we have flying pigs and dancing creepers. You never know what kind of wacky surprises await you around every corner.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where the llamas throw wild parties every night. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdancing to dubstep.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some pure insanity into your gaming experience, come join us. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. Welcome to the land of pickle jelly, my friend.

BlockyVirusSafeHQ

Ach, Air Change per Hour, airborne transmission, BlockyVirusSafeHQ, CFD study, Covid-19, disease prevention, HVAC parameters, indoor air quality, indoor settings, infectious diseases, pandemic, particle inhalation, public health, respiratory droplets, risk reduction, Transmission, ventilation rate, ventilation systems, virus spread, virus transmission

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	2192	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mines Excavated:	4946	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

so, liek, u kno how covid is all up in the air n stuff? well, dis server is da cure! we got magical HVAC systems dat make da air clean AF. like, u can breathe easy knowin u aint gonna catch dat rona here. join us n be safe from dem nasty particles floatin around. plus, we got unicorns n rainbows n all dat good stuff. so come on, join us for a wild ride on dis epic minecraft server!

MysticalSky

Adventure, BUILD, Claims, Community, Custom Builds, Custom terrain, Economy, Explore, Friends, Fun, Jobs, MCMMO, No pvp, Play, Plugins, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Skills, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3840
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to MysticalSky!

MysticalSky is a brand new 1.21 survival server to play with your friends!

What we offer: MCMMO – Level up your skills! Jobs – Start a job using /jobs join (whatever job you like) Custom Terrain – Explore our 7,500 x 7,500 world with custom builds and terrain! Claims – Earn claim blocks and claim land to keep your items safe! Economy – Get money and spend it in the /shop! No PvP – Enjoy a stress-free experience with your friends Details: IP: play.mysticalsky.com Version: 1.21

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Welcome to The Imperfectum SMP – where everything is perfect except the server name! Join now for a less than perfect experience!

APPLICATION-ONLY, authentic, building, dedicated team, Experience, Farms, gaming experience, Imperfectum, Join, Mature, Moderators, perfect, reasonable, Redstone, response, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skilled, smp, Strict, Survival, talent, Unique

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Perfectum SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla, APPLICATION-ONLY, survival server
Age Requirement	15+
Features	Dedicated team of moderators Unique server seed Discord-based application process Suggestion channel Unique datapacks Regular events BlueMap integration Over 300 community members

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I apply to join the server?

You can apply to join the server through the Discord server or the official server website.

2. What sets this server apart from others?

This server is meant for skilled and unique Minecraft players, with a focus on building, redstone, and farms. It also has a strict yet reasonable application process and a transparent and welcoming community.

3. Are there any age restrictions to join?

Yes, the server is for players aged 15 and above.

4. What can I expect as a member of the Perfectum SMP?

You can expect a dedicated team of moderators, a unique server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, regular events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community of over 300 members.

KinniCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anime, anticipation, battle, black hole, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fight, japanese, KinniCraft, Kinnikuman, Manga, Minecraft, Muscle, preview, Server, showdown, SuperHero, Tournament, Upcoming, Video, wrestling, wrestling match

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	168
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have Black Hole fights every day! That’s right, you can battle it out with a literal black hole and show it who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken and the mythical lava-swimming pig.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps. Just be careful not to anger the giant zombie boss who guards the loot – he’s not too happy about strangers trying to steal his stuff.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GoldMedalGrinders Minecraft SMP

athletes, Beating USA, Bronze, China, China #1, Competition, congratulations, GOLD, GoldMedalGrinders, International, medal count, Minecraft, Most Gold Medal, national pride, olympics, olympics 2021, Pity Medals, silver, smp, Sportsmanship, success, Usa, Victory, winning

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Animals Bred:	37
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where silver and bronze medals are considered pity medals. In this server, only the best of the best survive and thrive. We’re talking about a place where building a dirt house is considered a rookie mistake and getting blown up by a creeper is just part of the fun.

Join us if you want to prove that you’re not just another noob who can’t handle the pressure. Our community is filled with players who have conquered the Ender Dragon multiple times, built entire cities out of diamond blocks, and tamed every single mob in the game.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because in this world, China is always #1 and you have the chance to become a legend among legends. Are you ready to show the world what you’re made of? Then come join us and let the madness begin!

CreeperCousin Minecraft Server

Boundaries, boyfriend’s cousin, cousin’s actions, cousin’s behavior, CreeperCousin, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Inappropriate Behavior, Jealousy, jealousy issues, Minecraft, physical boundaries, relationship boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, suspicious behavior, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my boyfriend’s cousin? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy time filled with butt-touching, lustful jokes, and awkward family gatherings!

Our server is perfect for those who love drama and inappropriate behavior. Sit next to your boyfriend and watch out for hands sneaking under shirts to “warm up”. And don’t worry, there’s plenty of interrupting kisses and lap-sitting to go around!

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us today!

DadBannedFromKitchenCraft

#Intention, BURGERS, Cheese, Cooking, DadBannedFromKitchenCraft, danger, dramatic, expired, family, Father, Food, frozen, grandchildren, groceries, health, Kids, nutritionists, refusal, Safety, tiktok, Trust

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	513170	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

🤣🍔 Looking for a server as wild as expired meat in a freezer? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is as unpredictable as a dad who thinks year-old burgers are still good to eat! 🍔🤣

🧊 Join us for a chilling adventure where you never know what expired surprises await you in the depths of our virtual world! From moldy cheese to ancient meats, we’ve got it all! 🧊

👴🏼 Bring your grandkids along for the ride and watch as they dodge danger (and questionable food choices) at every turn! Who needs nutritionists when you have TikTok experts to guide you? 👴🏼

🍔 Don’t worry, we promise our in-game food is always fresh and never past its expiration date! So come on in and feast on the fun – just make sure to check the fridge before you eat! 🍔

🤷‍♀️ So, are you ready to take on the challenge of surviving in a world where the food is as old as your dad’s dad jokes? Join our server now and let the expired adventures begin! 🤷‍♀️

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