Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.
Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!
join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where the sun is literally trying to kill you! we are 94 million miles away from the sun, but don’t worry, we somehow still get just enough sun to survive. it’s like a game of real-life hot potato, but with the sun. can you handle the heat and not spontaneously combust? come find out on our server!
Hello there stranger. I’m Fox, one of the two owners of Sphinx.Underneath this message, you can read a few facts about the server and decide if it sounds like something for you. If it does, please use the Discord link below 🙂
A: The server offers extensive features such as custom crops, upgradable spawners, filtered hoppers, custom weapons and armor, tool leveling, and much more.
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can chat about Vtubers who love retro games while building your own retro-inspired world? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things Vtuber and retro gaming!
Join us for epic discussions about Vtubers who love throwing it back to the good old days of gaming. Want to team up with other players to create a Divegrass team and dominate the competition? We got you covered!
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Lumi ARG and uncover the secrets hidden within. Who knows what mysteries await you in this virtual world?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the retro fun begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with rare retro games and Vtuber memorabilia. The possibilities are endless on our server!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild adventure where khajiits roam the lands and pronounce Azura’s name wrong just for fun!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of khajiits appear, singing Azura’s name in the most hilarious way possible. You can’t help but join in on the fun and before you know it, you’re part of the mispronunciation madness!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and even a secret underground dance party where the Endermen are the best dancers! So why waste your time on other boring servers when you can join us and experience the chaos for yourself? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s mispronounce Azura’s name together!
Are you tired of cleaning up after your senile, blind, deaf, and partially paralyzed weenie dog who poops all over the house? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the poop stains on the floor by building your own virtual world where dogs can’t poop everywhere!
Our server is the perfect place for pregnant players living with their moms to take a break from real-life doggy diapers and crazy pregnancy hormones. Leave behind the unsanitary mess and join us for a clean and poop-free gaming experience.
With outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you, this Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from the chaos of real life. Say goodbye to cleaning up after dogs and hello to building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds with fellow gamers.
Join now and leave the poop stains behind – it’s time to game in peace and tranquility!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this friendship? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft your way through crazy situations just like this one.
Just like this friend, our server has unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual argument over which block to use for your castle!
But don’t worry, if things get too heated, you can always take a break and explore our world filled with unique activities. Just like trying out new foods, trying out new challenges in Minecraft can be a fun and exciting experience.
So come join us on our server, where friendships may be tested, but the fun never ends. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – unlike this unfortunate real-life situation.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of cotton candy!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you’ll never look at a regular old dirt block the same way again.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that stick to the same old rules and facts? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with outrageous claims and debunked scientific theories! Join us and discover a world where gravity is optional, pigs can fly, and diamonds are actually made of cheese.
We have a community of players who are dedicated to proving that the Earth is flat in Minecraft, and we hold regular events where we try to reach the edge of the world (spoiler alert: it doesn’t exist). Our server is also home to the infamous Lava Sheep, a mythical creature that roams the land setting everything on fire with its wooly powers.
So if you’re ready to throw science out the window and embrace the absurd, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted by lava sheep).
So, like, u should totally join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz, like, u gonna learn so much from all the peeps who don’t agree with u. like, they gonna be all, “no, that’s not how u build a house, u gotta use pink wool, not blue wool, u silly goose.” and u gonna be all, “whaaaaat? pink wool is for losers, blue wool is where it’s at, bro.” and then, like, u gonna have this epic build off and see who’s house is the coolest.
But, like, that’s not all, cuz this server is full of wacky adventures and quests. like, one time, i heard this story about a secret treasure hidden deep in the mines, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. and, like, only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. so, like, if u think u got what it takes, come join us and embark on this wild journey.
And, like, did i mention the parties? oh man, the parties on this server are lit af. we got disco balls, fireworks, and even a petting zoo with llamas and pandas. so, like, if u wanna have a blast and make some new friends, u know where to find us.
So, like, what are u waiting for? come join this Minecraft server and let the fun begin!
