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Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

Evidence, Experiment, Minecraft, negative time, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum theory, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time inversion, time manipulation, time reversal, time travel, Warp

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3075
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

Quantum Time Warp Server

causality, experimental evidence, negative time, physics research, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, quantum field theory, Quantum Mechanics, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum theory, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time manipulation, time reversal, time reversal symmetry, time travel, Warp

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	106	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

so, like, we have this totally rad minecraft server where we found evidence of ‘negative time’ in a quantum physics experiment. like, imagine if you could go back in time and prevent yourself from falling into that lava pit or losing all your diamonds to a creeper.

join our server and experience the mind-bending possibilities of time travel in minecraft. you’ll be able to build epic structures in seconds, defeat mobs before they even spawn, and basically be the master of time and space in the minecraft universe.

plus, our community is full of quirky players who love to joke around and have a good time. we have regular events like time-travel treasure hunts, reverse gravity parkour challenges, and even a disco party where the music plays backwards.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world (literally), come join us and discover the wonders of ‘negative time’ for yourself. trust us, it’s a trip you won’t want to miss.

TimeTravelerSMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Choice, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, futuristic, hindsight, historical, hypothetical, imagination, Journey, past, Reflection, temporal paradox, temporal shift, time machine, time travel, TimeTravelerSMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3764
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Votes:	1686
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can choose to go a hundred years back in time or a hundred years into the future!

Imagine going back to a time where creepers wore top hats and skeletons rode around on pigs like cowboys. Or fast forward to a future where villagers have evolved into super intelligent beings who build skyscrapers out of diamonds! The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even run into a time-traveling llama or a futuristic chicken with laser eyes. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

TimeWarp SMP: When & Where?

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, dream destinations, escapism, Exploration, FANTASY, Future, History, imagination, Nostalgia, parallel universe, past, science fiction, smp, speculative fiction, temporal displacement, temporal manipulation, temporal paradox, time travel, timewarp, Wanderlust

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a time machine for your gaming experience! Travel back in time to ancient civilizations, futuristic worlds, or even the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and mine for ancient fossils.

But be warned, time-traveling in our SMP comes with its own set of challenges. You might find yourself face-to-face with a T-Rex or battling it out with knights in shining armor. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret time-traveling portal that leads you to a dimension filled with talking animals and magical creatures.

So if you’re ready for an adventure of a lifetime (literally), join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of time-traveling like never before. Who needs a DeLorean when you have a diamond pickaxe and a sense of humor?

FutureCraft2124

advanced civilization, Alternate Realities, Curiosity, future predictions, future society, future technology, FutureCraft2124, futuristic world, google search, hypothetical scenarios, mind-bending concepts, Sci Fi, Scientific inquiry, speculative fiction, technological advancements, temporal displacement, temporal exploration, temporal paradox, time machine, time travel, year 2124

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	184	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Emeralds Found:	1442	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can time travel to the year 2124 and make one Google search in just ten minutes! Why waste your time exploring the past or future when you can do it virtually in our server?

Join us for the chance to search for the most important information in the future, like the winning lottery numbers, the cure for all diseases, or even where to find the best pizza in 2124! Who needs a DeLorean when you have our Minecraft server?

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to search the future in Minecraft form. Join now and start your time-traveling adventure!

TimeTravelerTales Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alternate dimension, Alternate Reality, Alternate Timeline, crazy experience, interdimensional travel, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-bending journey, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Multiverse, parallel universe, reality shift, Sci Fi, smp, temporal distortion, temporal paradox, time machine, time slip, time travel, time warp, TimeTravelerTales

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	8419	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can time travel to parallel universes! That’s right, forget about boring old survival mode, here you can explore crazy alternate realities where pigs ride on top of creepers and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a universe where chickens rule the land and zombies are actually friendly villagers in disguise. Who knows what wacky adventures await you as you navigate through different dimensions and encounter bizarre creatures like flying squids and dancing skeletons.

So if you’re ready for a mind-bending, time-traveling, parallel universe-hopping experience, then join us on our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even meet a version of yourself who is a professional llama wrangler or a master chef who cooks with TNT. The possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

VMworld.ru Minecraft server

Antispam, Chat, Community, convenience, Coreprotect, creativity, Exploration, friendly community, Interaction, minecraft server, Online Map, Plasmovoice, Plugins, Regular Updates, Safe, Stable game, Starter Kit, Updates, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Vanilla Trains, VMworld.ru

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2222	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Star Shards Collected:	293	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

## Welcome to VMworld.ru – Vanilla server with new features!

Join us because our server has a lot of vanilla mechanics and unique additions that will make the game even more interesting!

What awaits you on our server:

* Vanilla Plus: Enjoy classic gameplay with the addition of new mechanics and items that expand your creativity and exploration.

* Plugins for convenience:

* Chat: Communicate with other players using a convenient chat that will allow you to share experiences, coordinate actions and simply communicate in a pleasant atmosphere.

* Online map: Track the movements of other players, see where they are building and find them in a huge world.

* Plasmovoice: Speak and listen to other players, creating a realistic atmosphere of interaction.

* Vanilla Trains: Build your own train network to move around the world quickly and efficiently.

* CoreProtect: Provides reliable protection against griefers by tracking all player actions, allowing you to quickly restore everything to its original state.

We offer:

* Friendly Community: Join a fun group of players willing to help each other and create an unforgettable experience.

* Regular updates

plugins: We monitor the latest plugin updates and add new ones to maintain your interest and diversify the game.

* Safe and stable game: Our server runs on reliable hardware, ensuring uninterrupted gaming and protection from crashes and DDOS attacks.

Join us and discover a world where vanilla gameplay is combined with convenient features and bright emotions!

vmworld.20tps.ru

ISO SMP: Where we trade diamonds for friendship, and prank each other like pros!

24/7, Active players, Anti-Xray, Chest locking, Community, Creeper damage, Deathchest, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Enderman, friendship, home, iso, Item Frames, Mob Heads, player heads, Plugin, prank, Pros, Server, Shops, smp, Trade, Vanilla, Vein Miner

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

ISO SMP Server Overview

Server Launch Date	2024-09-10
Community	18+
Features	Chest locking plugin with signs Invisible item frames by shift-right clicking Player and mob heads Death chest Vein-miner /home command Shops with custom economy Anti-xray protection Server on 24/7 No creeper block damage No enderman picking up blocks
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this server open to all age groups?	No, this server is for players aged 18 and above.
How can I protect my chests?	You can use the chest locking plugin with signs to secure your chests.
Can I make my items invisible?	Yes, you can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.
Are there player and mob heads available?	Yes, player and mob heads are available in the game.
Is there a way to recover items after death?	Yes, there is a death chest feature to retrieve items after death.
Can I use a vein-miner on this server?	Yes, vein-miner is a supported feature on the server.
Are there player homes and a custom economy system?	Yes, players can set homes and trade with a custom economy system on the server.
Is x-ray cheating prevented on this server?	Yes, there is anti-xray protection in place to prevent cheating.
What are the rules regarding creeper and enderman actions?	Creeper block damage and enderman picking up blocks are disabled on the server.
How can I join the server Discord?	You can join the server Discord through the provided link above.

Crafty Dinners Minecraft Server

comfort food, Crafty, cuisine, Culinary, culinary diversity, Cultural, dinner menu, dinner time, Dinners, DISHES, eating habits, family recipes, Food, Global, homemade, International, last meal, mealtime, Minecraft, Regional, Server, Supper, Traditions

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	4436

Are you tired of eating the same boring food from your country every day? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special last meal of the day that will blow your mind! Imagine feasting on diamond-encrusted steak, enchanted golden apples, and creeper-shaped cookies. Your taste buds will thank you for joining our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs and trade emeralds for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

So why settle for boring meals in your country when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a culinary adventure like never before? Come hungry, leave with a full belly and a smile on your face!

Final Fantasy X Sucks Minecraft SMP

critique, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy series, Final Fantasy X, final fantasy x characters, final fantasy x critique, final fantasy x gameplay, final fantasy x graphics, final fantasy x music, final fantasy x opinion, final fantasy x review, final fantasy x story, final fantasy x sucks, Gaming, Minecraft, negative review, opinion, role-playing game, smp, SUCKS, unpopular opinion, video game

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1311
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you think Final Fantasy X sucks and you want to debate about it with fellow gamers who share your controversial opinion. We have a designated “FFX Sucks” chat channel where you can rant and rave to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” faction, led by the one and only Chicken King. Rumor has it that the Chicken King can summon an army of feathered warriors to protect his land from any intruders. Will you join the Chicken Army and fight for glory?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party room where players can let loose and dance the night away. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a stack of diamonds as the entrance fee.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

RideOrDie Minecraft Server

Boundaries, CDL driving school, college student, deadbeat dad, Detour, guilt tripped, Minecraft, Night shift, peer pressure, personal boundaries, PERSONAL LIFE, random man, refusal, refusing, reneging, ride home, RideOrDie, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable conversation, uncomfortable situation, WIBTA, worn thin

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Dragon Eggs Found:	2254
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Emeralds Found:	6183	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from weird old guys begging for rides and guilt-tripping you into helping them! Join us for a virtual world where you can build your own transportation system and never have to deal with creepy passengers again.

Our server offers a unique experience where you can create your own driving school and teach others how to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft. No more late-night drives with strangers who make you uncomfortable – here, you’re in control of who you interact with.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build, explore, and have fun without worrying about weirdos asking for favors. Plus, if you ever need a break from it all, just hop on a virtual plane and fly away to a new adventure. Trust us, it’s way more fun than giving rides to sketchy characters.

DadDramaCraft

Assertiveness, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, breadwinner, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, cultural expectations, DadDramaCraft, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, family relationships, financial independence, generational differences, hosting family, hurt feelings, intergenerational conflict, overheard conversation, patriarchal attitudes, reprimanding, Respect, traditional gender roles

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape to in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: you’re cruising around in your brand new virtual car, showing off to all your friends on the server. But wait, here comes your dad, trying to steal your ride and leave you with the old clunker. Not on our watch! Stand up to your virtual dad and let him know who’s boss in this virtual world.

With a community full of supportive players and plenty of opportunities for fun, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and let the virtual drama unfold in the most epic way possible!

NightOwlCraft SMP

adulting, After Hours, after work activities, ages 25-40, Entertainment, evening activities, Fun activities, generation X, hobbies, interests, late night, leisure, millennial, night life, night owl, night time fun, nightlife, NightOwlCraft, pastimes, Recreation, redditors, smp, socializing, young adults

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	885779	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of adulting and need a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have epic battles with creepers, build ridiculous structures, and prank each other with TNT traps! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures that will make you forget about your boring adult responsibilities. So come join us and let your inner child run wild in the world of blocks and pixels!

SuperInconvenientPowers

Abilities, compromise, desire, dream, eXtraordinary, extraordinary abilities, FANTASY, hypothetical, INCONVENIENCE, inconvenience for power, sacrifice, Special abilities, special powers, strength, SuperInconvenientPowers, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, Trade-offs., unique powers, Weakness, Wishful thinking

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Votes:	7742	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine blocks and build stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have the most outrageous superpowers that will make you the envy of all your friends!

Imagine being able to shoot fireballs from your hands, but every time you do, your character’s hair catches on fire. Or how about the power to fly, but only backwards and upside down? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy superpowers, wacky characters, and epic battles. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden ability that will make you the ultimate Minecraft superhero! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner superpower!

TrumpCraftHackerz

charges, cyber attack, Cyber Security, cybercrime, cybersecurity, department of justice, digital espionage, election interference, election meddling, federal charges, foreign interference, Hack, hacking conspiracy, indictment, Iranian hackers, political hacking, three Iranians, Trump Campaign, TrumpCraftHackerz, US, us politics

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	33
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a hacker but u dont wanna get in trouble with the law? well, join our minecraft server and u can be a hacker without any consequences! we got three iranians who hacked into trump’s campaign and now they’re on our server teaching u how to hack like a pro. come join us for some epic hacks and crazy adventures! just dont tell the fbi, ok? lolz.

Astley’s Up Paradox Server

80’s music, asking, Astleys, Copy, creating, Entertainment, funny, humor, iconic, Internet Sensation, meme, movie Up, never gonna give you up, Nostalgia, Paradox, pop culture, rick astley, rickrolled, Server, Singer, unexpected, viral

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Secret Passages Found:	8
Divine Spears Created:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

so, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is so lit dat if u ask Rick Astley for a copy of da movie Up, u create a PARADOX. like, whaaat? dat’s crazy, right? but wait, there’s more! on dis server, u can ride llamas into battle against evil zombie pigs dat wear top hats. yeah, u heard me right. and if u manage to find da secret diamond cave, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Sir Clucksalot. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be part of dis madness? so come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!