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Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	92	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8293
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Love Letters Sent:	1

Welcome to /dft/ – the Discord Fappy Talky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride of sharing your weirdest fetishes, posting about your kinkiest desires, and of course, jerking off together in-game. Our current theme is the “Nice Tits Edition,” so get ready to build the most voluptuous structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with nothing but diamond-encrusted dildos. Will you be the next lucky adventurer to uncover this treasure trove? Or maybe you’ll be the one to discover the secret portal to the land of endless hentai.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to keep it PG-13… or not, we won’t judge.

DisastrousMC SMP

Apathy, Corruption, Destruction, DisastrousMC, discrimination, environmental degradation, Exploitation, Greed, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, Mankind, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, smp, society, Suffering, Technology, violence, War, worst creation

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to create the most ridiculous and outrageous structures possible. We’re talking giant statues of chickens, roller coasters that defy gravity, and houses made entirely out of cake. Why join this server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a mad scientist who is using the server as a testing ground for his latest invention: a machine that turns diamonds into real-life puppies. Yes, you read that right. So if you want to be a part of this wacky experiment and potentially have a puppy army at your disposal, then this is the SMP for you. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone starts competing to see who can create the most absurd creation of them all.

BlockyLoveQuest

BlockyLoveQuest, fear of awkwardness, fear of being alone, fear of being hurt, fear of being judged, fear of being vulnerable, fear of change, fear of commitment, fear of failure, fear of rejection, fear of rejection from acquaintance, fear of rejection from classmate, fear of rejection from coworker, fear of rejection from crush, fear of rejection from friend, fear of ruining friendship, lack of confidence, overthinking, self-doubt, social anxiety, uncertainty

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5274
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of being too shy to ask out your crush? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that if you ask someone out in-game and they say yes, you’ll have good luck in real life! It’s like a virtual love potion, but with blocks and creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and find your Minecraft soulmate!

Redstone Rascals: Russian Funding & Fun

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Votes:	9896
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Towns Built:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

so, like, you know how russia is always up to some crazy stuff, right? well, turns out two russia today employees got indicted for funding this u.s. company that published like thousands of videos for russian interests. like, talk about shady business, am i right?

anyways, if you wanna be part of some wild and wacky adventures, then you gotta join our minecraft server. we got secret missions, hidden treasures, and even a conspiracy theory corner where you can discuss all the latest scandals. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret russian bunker hidden somewhere in the server – who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll find in there!

so come on down and join the fun! who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret information or stumble upon a russian spy or two. just remember, trust no one and always watch your back. ain’t no telling what kind of mischief is brewing in our server.

BabyBlockers – No Grandkids Allowed

acceptance, Allowed, BabyBlockers, child, children, Communication, concerns, concerns about children, Disclosure, family dynamics, future reproduction, grandkids, Identifying, lgb, LGBTQ, negative views, parenting, parents, reactions, sexual orientation, societal expectations, stigma, Support

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and all the parents are like freaking out about their kids not having babies in the future. they’re all like “oh no, my child can’t be gay cuz then they won’t have babies!” like, what even, right? but then you join this server and you’re like “heck yeah, i’m gonna build the most epic house and have a whole village of baby villagers running around!” and everyone is just like “wow, this server is so lit, i gotta invite all my friends to join too!” so come join us and let’s build a world where everyone can be who they are and still have babies, or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Love Letters Sent:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Founders Vanilla SMP

Builds, Community, Community Based, Creative, Events, Gaming, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Griefing, No Raiding, ONLINE, Plugins, PvE, quality of life, rules, Server, Superflat, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Vanilla SMP Whitelisted Server,PvE , Community-Based,Events, Builds ,No-Raiding, No-griefing, Legit vanilla Quality of life plugins : /tpa /sethome /warps /rtp besides that a Mostly Vanilla experience. s ~Rules: No Hacking/Spamming/Advertising. Be Respectful. ~ Survival / Creative superflat~ … Long term-Survival world.

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Cute Twitch Streamer Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with cute twitch streamers who will shower you with uwumis and make your gaming experience 1000% more kawaii.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only appears at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. If you can out-floss this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that hatches into a magical unicorn mount. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a bacon-eating contest. If you can out-chow this crispy carnivore, you’ll be granted the power of infinite bacon for the rest of your days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for bacon!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 15731448

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7673	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens and flying pigs!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a house while dodging fireballs from a dragon that randomly spawns in your backyard. Or maybe you’re more into the challenge of trying to survive a zombie apocalypse that happens every Tuesday at 3:00 AM.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join them or will you fight against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and madness that awaits you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword, you’re gonna need it!

NoMILAllowed Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Void Gems Collected:	37
Alien Abductions:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your MIL drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your dream world without worrying about your MIL posting your kids’ info on social media.

Imagine a world where you can create epic structures and explore vast landscapes without the fear of your MIL oversharing your personal life. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted special powers to banish any unwanted family members from entering your virtual realm. Say goodbye to hospital anxiety and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave your MIL drama behind!