temporal distortion Minecraft Servers

temporal distortion Minecraft Servers

  • TimeTravelerTales Minecraft SMP

    TimeTravelerTales Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 1658
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Magic Items Found: 6119
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can time travel to parallel universes! That’s right, forget about boring old survival mode, here you can explore crazy alternate realities where pigs ride on top of creepers and diamonds rain from the sky.

    Join our server and you might just find yourself in a universe where chickens rule the land and zombies are actually friendly villagers in disguise. Who knows what wacky adventures await you as you navigate through different dimensions and encounter bizarre creatures like flying squids and dancing skeletons.

    So if you’re ready for a mind-bending, time-traveling, parallel universe-hopping experience, then join us on our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even meet a version of yourself who is a professional llama wrangler or a master chef who cooks with TNT. The possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

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  • Earth Warp Craft

    Earth Warp Craft
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 2560
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this cray cray minecraft server and experience time travel like never before! our server is so advanced, it actually takes into account earth’s movement when you go back in time. you could end up in the middle of the ocean or on top of a mountain, who knows?! it’s a wild ride, folks.

    not only that, but our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. you can team up with them to create the most mind-blowing chicken city the world has ever seen.

    oh, and did we mention the magical unicorns that roam the land? they poop out diamonds and rainbows, so you’ll never run out of bling bling.

    so come on down to our server and get ready for the craziest time-traveling, chicken-building, unicorn-pooping adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Crew: The Remix

    Crafty Crew: The Remix
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 5158
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Emeralds Found: 2235 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 86 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 2927
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where socializing is taken to a whole new level!

    Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can FLY around like a majestic UNICORN and shoot RAINBOWS out of your hands!

    Join us for our weekly DANCE PARTIES where the blocks come to life and start busting out some sick moves. And don’t forget about our PETTING ZOO where you can cuddle with adorable CREEPERS and ENDER DRAGONS!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can even SWIM in a pool of DIAMONDS and ride on a GIANT CHICKEN through the skies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BritsCraft

    BritsCraft
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 7160
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Towns Built: 9 Magic Items Found: 4044
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the most enlightening gameplay ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and sought advice from a wise rabbit named Rabbi. The Rabbi gave them the most epic advice on how to build the most legendary castle in all of Minecraft. And guess what? That player’s castle became so awesome that it was featured in Minecraft Monthly magazine!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in dance parties with pigs and llamas, go on treasure hunts with parrots, and even ride on the backs of dragons!

    So come join us on this magical Minecraft adventure, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • MemeCraft: VShojo+ Edition

    MemeCraft: VShojo+ Edition
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 2881
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever! Are you ready for a wild ride filled with vtubers and VShojo madness? Join us for the DOUBLE DEBUT DAY Edition where Michimochi is making her grand entrance TODAY! Rumor has it, she’s bringing a pet dragon and a disco ball made of diamonds. And if that’s not enough, Zen is debuting in a bunny suit mixed with a train conductor outfit. It’s like a party in a parallel universe!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with apricots, geegas, and even a genius henya who can build a castle out of nothing but dirt blocks. Plus, we have a magical hajime, a rockstar kson, and a mischievous mata who can summon lightning with a flick of their wand. And let’s not forget about projektmelody who can turn a creeper into a friendly pet in seconds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Don’t miss out on the fun, because on this server, every day is a party!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Banter: DMC Edition

    Blocky Banter: DMC Edition
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 4327
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Potions Brewed: 117 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that filter out all the fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, zombie dance parties, and diamond rain showers!

    Our server is so epic that even the legendary Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted building pixel art of his favorite memes and challenging players to parkour races across the Nether.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs for the chance to win rare enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden unicorn stable where you can ride into battle on a majestic rainbow steed.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SmallCraft: Where Everything’s No Big Deal!

    SmallCraft: Where Everything’s No Big Deal!
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 3867
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
    Ores Mined: 6732 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take border security to a whole new level! 🚧🚨

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of defending against zombie invasions, creepers trying to sneak in, and even the occasional Ender Dragon trying to cross the border! 😱🐉

    But don’t worry, we’ve got THE BEST security measures in place, including lava moats, TNT traps, and a team of highly trained llamas ready to spit on any intruders. 🦙💥

    So if you’re looking for a server that takes border security VERY SERIOUSLY (but also knows how to have a good time), then come join us for some epic adventures and INSANE battles! 🎮🔥

    Remember, on this server, it’s NO. BIG. DEAL. We’ve got it all under control. 😉🌟

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLZ

    HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLZ
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 6073
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2286 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever lay your eyes on! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

    Join us on this server for a chance to embark on wild adventures, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce creatures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret dungeons filled with LEGENDARY loot that will make you the envy of all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a famous Minecraft player who roams the land, challenging anyone who dares to face him in a duel. Will you be brave enough to take on this spectral foe?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement that awaits you!

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  • CreepyCraft: Where Every Chat Ends in a Plot Twist

    CreepyCraft: Where Every Chat Ends in a Plot Twist
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 8632
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Farms Harvested: 135 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Votes: 3555
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where every player you meet turns out to be a secret agent! 🕵️‍♂️🤯 Join us for a chance to team up with James Bond, Jason Bourne, and even Austin Powers himself as you embark on thrilling missions and epic adventures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where you can ride REAL unicorns and battle evil villains like Dr. Evil and Thanos. 🦄💥

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most TOP SECRET Minecraft community on the internet! 😉🔥

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  • ToiletCraft: Where Shit Gets Real

    ToiletCraft: Where Shit Gets Real
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 367
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Animals Bred: 196
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 New Chunks Explored: 699352
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a stream shooting upwards and hitting your pants while sitting on the toilet!

    Join us for mandatory piss first events where you never know what glitchy surprises await, like your foreskin glitching out in the most unexpected ways.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of poop to go around and keep you entertained. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like running out of toilet paper when you least expect it.

    So if you’re ready for a server that’s as unpredictable as a toilet experience gone wrong, join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await!

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  • Blocky Boner Ban: NO Sex Allowed!

    Blocky Boner Ban: NO Sex Allowed!
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 2441
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8642 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Towns Built: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is INSANE!

    Join us for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of zombie chickens to riding on flying pigs, we’ve got it all!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a strict rule: NO SEX ALLOWED. That’s right, we’re here to play Minecraft, not get busy with each other. Trust us, you’ll thank us for it.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s create some EPIC memories together. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and be worshipped by all the other players. The possibilities are endless!

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  • Pixelated Pandemonium: Where INDIE Gamers Go Crazy!

    Pixelated Pandemonium: Where INDIE Gamers Go Crazy!
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 7730
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Potions Brewed: 164 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86 Enchantments Applied: 75
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

    Are you tired of boring indie games that make you want to pirate them just to feel something? Look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make you forget all about those lame indie games.

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you question why anyone would settle for anything less than pure Minecraft madness.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
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