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TimeWarpCraft

Alternate Realities, Decision making, Futuristic Adventures, historical exploration, hypothetical scenarios, past vs future, temporal conundrum, temporal displacement, temporal escapades, temporal exploration, temporal paradoxes, time machine, time manipulation, time travel, time travel choice, time travel debate, time travel dilemma, time travel ethics, time travel fantasy, time travel hypotheticals, TimeWarpCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Votes:	9523
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8200	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server lets you travel through time! That’s right, you can choose to go back to the age of the dinosaurs and ride a T-Rex or fast forward to a futuristic world where flying cars are the norm.

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you traveling through time and space like never before. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop. So, what are you waiting for? Choose your time-travel destination and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Nuke Putin’s Minecraft Server

aggression, defense measures, diplomatic crisis, escalation, global conflict, international relations, military capabilities, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, nuclear deterrent, nuclear warfare, nuclear weapons, Nuke, political tension, potential threat, putin, Putins, security concerns, Server, shithole, testing ground, war threat, world politics

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of excitement!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while building your dream base. Will Putin actually nuke a NATO country or will he just use our server as a testing ground for nuclear warfare part II? Who knows, but either way, it’s sure to be a blast! Literally.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the stakes are higher than ever. Plus, where else can you say you’ve been involved in a potential international incident while playing Minecraft? Only on our server, of course!

Bitcoin SMP Opportunity Missed Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Blockchain, capital gains, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, economic analysis, Financial Advice, FOMO, hindsight, internet money, investing, market trends, Minecraft, Missed, missed opportunity, opportunity, regrets, risk assessment, smp, speculative investments, Trading, wealth management

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of missing out on all the virtual riches? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, you can mine for Bitcoin! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’ve got the real digital gold waiting for you underground.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who hoards all the rare items in the game. Rumor has it that defeating the dragon will grant you access to a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and unlimited diamonds. Who needs a bank when you have a dragon guarding your treasures?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. Will you be the chosen one to uncover their secrets and rule over the server with an iron fist?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a virtual millionaire, dragon slayer, and secret society leader all in one epic Minecraft adventure!

Blocky Legends – Minecraft Server

4chan community, 502745462, blocky, calculations, database, Divine Pride, HerculesWS, iRO wiki, Legends, Minecraft, pre renewal, Ragnadev, ragnarok online, rAthena, Renewal, Resources, Rog, Server, Skill descriptions, skill info, source code, Translation project

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	793	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where we’ve taken the classic x3-x10 Pre-Renewal experience and added a sprinkle of renewal-flavored craziness!

Join us and be a part of the 4chan community’s epic adventure on Ragnadev’s server. But wait, there’s more! We have basic resources like Databaseratemyserver.net, Divine-Prider.net (for those non-English and kRO items), and iROwiki (because who doesn’t love a good wiki?).

Skill descriptions? Oh, we’ve got ’em! But beware, they vary wildly and sometimes they’re just plain wrong. It’s like playing a game of skill roulette, but with more explosions.

Want to know the source code for a skill’s formula? Look no further than our handy GitHub repositories. It’s like peeking behind the curtain and discovering the secrets of the Minecraft universe.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of battling monsters, exploring dungeons, and trying to decipher skill descriptions that make no sense? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Honestly surprised she hasn’t been blacklisted from Hollywood… Minecraft SMP

actress, Blacklist, blacklisted, career, Celebrity, controversy, Drama, Entertainment, film, gossip, Hasnt, Hollywood, Honestly, Industry, Minecraft, movies, public scrutiny, reputation, Rumors, scandal, Shocked, smp, surprised, tabloid

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	787555	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of random celebrities, and starting epic pranks that will go down in Minecraft history.

Our server is so insane that even Hollywood celebrities are trying to get in on the action. We’ve had A-listers like Jennifer Lawrence trying to join, but we had to tell her she was just too wild for us. Honestly, we’re surprised she hasn’t been blacklisted from Hollywood after seeing the shenanigans she pulled on our server.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, make friends with the weirdest bunch of players you’ll ever meet, and create memories that will last a lifetime, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

StoryMine Lamp survival server Minecraft

classic survival, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, lamp, Low donations, Minecraft, No Wipes, Pleasant survival, powerful hosting, Private, Russian translation, Server, StoryMine, Survival, Web map

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
New Chunks Explored:	750806	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

a4.storymine.ru

GF’s OP Minecraft Server

anger management, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, domestic abuse, fear, Gender Roles, gfs, height difference, Insecurity, intimidation, Minecraft, physical violence, power dynamics, relationship issues, self esteem, self improvement, Server, size difference, support system, Therapy, toxic masculinity, violence

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	625
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Potions Brewed:	151
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Void Gems Collected:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of being the short stack in your relationship? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, height is just a number! Join us and experience a world where you can tower over anyone, even if you’re only 5’3 in real life. Who needs height when you have epic building skills and PvP prowess? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret potion that can make you grow to towering heights in the game. So come join us and show your tall girlfriend who’s boss in this virtual world!

Eupho Maniac Minecraft SMP

After S3, Anime, Band, brass band club, Character development, Drama, emotional, ensemble cast, Eupho, friendship, hate Reina, Hibike Euphonium, high school, Jealousy, kyoto animation, love Mayu, Maniac, Minecraft, Music, relationships, Rivalry, slice of life, smp, weird

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Crops Grown:	6647	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where drama is at a minimum and everyone gets along? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and alliances that change as often as the weather in Minecraft.

Forget about mining for diamonds and building epic structures, the real game is navigating the treacherous waters of player relationships. Will you team up with Reina and risk getting betrayed, or align yourself with Mayu and hope she doesn’t turn on you next? The drama never stops on our server, and you never know what’s going to happen next.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and friendships are as fleeting as a creeper explosion, then come join us! Just be prepared for the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with it. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer entertainment value alone.

Chii’s Kawaii Minecraft Server

adorable, Animals, Behavior, Chiikawa, Chiis, Creatures, Curious, cute, Dogs, doing.., Fluffy, investigation, Kawaii, Minecraft, Mystery, Pets, puzzled, Questioning, Server, Small, social media, viral, why

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6656	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Ores Mined:	3304	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Do you ever wonder why pigs fly in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only do pigs fly, but they also wear top hats and monocles while sipping on fancy potions! Join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels.

Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of exploding creepers. You never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next, whether it’s a dance party with skeletons or a game of hide-and-seek with Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So why are we doing this? Because life is too short to take Minecraft seriously. Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and pure ridiculousness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!

Perfect Together Minecraft SMP

chemistry, compatibility, couple goals, Harmony, ideal match, ideal relationship, inseparable, love, love story, lovebirds, meant to be, Minecraft, Partners, perfect, perfect couple, Perfect Match, perfect pair, relationship goals, romance, smp, soulmates, together

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the epic love story between a creeper and a chicken unfold before your very eyes. Who knew explosive personalities and flighty feathers could make such a perfect match?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of deranged villagers who have formed a cult worshipping a giant potato. Rumor has it that the potato grants wishes, but be warned – the last person who wished for unlimited diamonds ended up turning into a block of obsidian.

So why do they look perfect together? Because on our server, anything is possible – even the most absurd and hilarious pairings you could ever imagine. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of romance.

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt! Minecraft Server

Farting Shitting Loggist /b/ Mommy’s teat Fart Shit Tiresome Suckling Coming Stop Fucked Nnnnnnnght Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt Uhnnng Unnnnnnnngt Long tail tags Annoying Disgusting Relief, Minecraft, Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want a server that will make you laugh until you cry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with farting, shidding, and loggists shitting up /b/. You’ll be begging for your mommy’s teat after experiencing the madness that awaits you. And don’t worry, the shit will just keep coming, so get ready to get fucked in the most hilarious way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have the time of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wild.