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Tree Diversity Heatwave
LOL join dis epic minecraft server where trees be gettin’ all diverse in da boreal forests, yo! But watch out, cuz if it get too hot, dem trees be like “nah fam, we outta here!” Come join da fun and see if you can survive da extreme heat and keep dem trees happy. Plus, rumor has it dat if you find da secret enchanted tree, you’ll unlock special powers like flyin’ and shootin’ fireballs outta yo hands. So come on, what you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get crazy in da forest, baby! -
SleepyCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the snoring sounds of your family members? Look no further! Join our server and build your own virtual bedroom where you can sleep in peace without any annoying snoring noises disturbing your slumber.We understand the struggle of trying to get a good night’s sleep while on a road trip with your loud snoring family members. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to relax and unwind without any disruptions.
Imagine a world where you can peacefully mine for diamonds, build epic structures, and explore vast landscapes without any snoring interruptions. It’s a dream come true for anyone who values their beauty sleep!
So come join us on our server and say goodbye to the days of being kicked under the table by your sister for simply pointing out her snoring habits. Build your own virtual paradise and sleep soundly knowing that there are no snorers in sight. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!
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BatBioMetImmunityCraft
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got bat antibodies that are super sensitive to temperature, like wut even? imagine urself fighting off mobs with bat antibodies that can literally freeze or burn them to a crisp. it’s like having a superpower, but in minecraft. plus, our server is so lit that it’s like a party for ur metabolism and immunity. so come join us and let’s get wild with these bat antibodies, cuz why not? #minecraftmadness #batpower -
ChillCraft: Brain Freeze Edition
so, like, u ever wonder if ur brain is, like, affected by heat and cold and stuff? well, this server is, like, the perfect place for u to find out! we have, like, over 2,000 preadolescents who have had their brains scanned and stuff to show that heat and cold can, like, totally mess with ur white matter microstructure.join our server and, like, experience the ultimate brain freeze as u navigate through our crazy world filled with extreme temperatures! u’ll never look at a snow biome the same way again, trust me. plus, who doesn’t want to be a part of groundbreaking research that proves fetuses and children are sensitive to temperature extremes?
so, like, come join us and see if u can survive the heat and cold and come out with ur brain intact. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure!
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VeggieCraft: Live Longer, Game Strong
join our epic minecraft server and u will have an 18% lower risk of death!! yes, u heard that right, u will live longer just by playing on our server.if u follow a pesco-vegetarian diet, ur risk of death will drop by 18% – just like magic. but wait, there’s more! if u follow a lacto-ovo-vegetarian diet, ur risk drops by 15%. and if u are an Adventist vegetarian, ur risk drops by 12%.
so come join us and live longer while building epic structures and battling monsters. who knew minecraft could be so good for ur health? join now and start ur journey to immortality!
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Grownup Gamers SMP: Where the only diamonds you find are lost in real life. Noobs not allowed.
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name Grownup Gamers Website http://grownupgamers.life Discord Join Discord Server Type Vanilla Minecraft SMP Player Requirement Must be 18 and above
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is Grownup Gamers?
A: Grownup Gamers is a community of older gamers who host a mostly vanilla Minecraft survival server for mature players to enjoy.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Visit our Discord server and submit a whitelist ticket after reading our rules. Once approved, you’ll be added to the whitelist.
Q: What does the server offer?
A: We provide a friendly and supportive community, Java/Bedrock compatibility, voice chat capabilities, a powerful server, DynMap, Discord integration, and more.
Q: What type of players are you looking for?
A: We welcome players of all skill levels and playstyles, as long as they are friendly and positive contributors to our community.
Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?
A: Players must be 18 and above to join Grownup Gamers.
Q: Is there a creative server available?
A: Yes, we have a separate creative server with the same seed as our survival world for players to express their creativity.
Q: Can I record/stream content on the server?
A: We welcome content creators of all types, but our focus is on enjoying Minecraft together rather than content production.
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HistoryCraft Server
Are you tired of boring history lessons and smelly historical figures? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can create your own epic adventures instead of learning about old farts from the past! Our server is full of crazy builds and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about those boring history books. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all those pesky historical figures trying to lecture you about the past. So why waste your time with history when you can join our server and have a blast instead? Join now and say goodbye to boring old farts forever! -
GaycestCraft: The Fabulous Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your incestuous gay experiences, whether you’re into dad/son, brotherly love, or any other taboo relationships. And don’t worry, lesbians are welcome too, but sorry trannies, no entry for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous stories and outrageous adventures. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! -
BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like the story of my friend who got caught up in a love triangle with a guy who got someone else pregnant while trying to rekindle things with her.But wait, there’s more! Imagine receiving a text from the baby mama calling you desperate for pursuing a man in such a messy situation. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of virtual drama and questionable life choices without any real-life consequences? Plus, you might just learn a valuable lesson about making better choices in relationships.
Don’t be an AITA (Am I The Asshole) in real life, join our server and let the chaos ensue!