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Temperature Preferences

  • Cool vs. Hot Minecraft Server

    Cool vs. Hot Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of battling over the thermostat with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where you can control the temperature of your virtual house to your heart’s content! No more arguments over whether it’s too hot or too cold, because in our world, you’re the boss of the thermostat.

    Imagine a world where you can set the temperature to a perfect 65-70F without anyone questioning your choices. Want to crank it up to 72-74F on a rare occasion? Go for it! No more locking out ranges or constant battles over the ideal temperature. It’s a virtual paradise for those who like to keep things cool.

    And if your partner insists on a toasty 77-79F, don’t worry – you can escape to our server and enjoy the perfect temperature without any hormonal/physiological accusations. No more questioning if you’re menopausal or pre-menopausal, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is free to set the temperature they desire.

    So come join us and say goodbye to thermostat wars in the real world. In our server, you can open all the windows you want without any judgment, and even turn the heat down to the lowest setting when your partner is away. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just want to be comfortable in their own home.

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  • NoHotVacay4Me

    NoHotVacay4Me
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s cooler than a cucumber? Look no further, because our server is as chill as an ice cube in Antarctica!

    Join us and escape the scorching heat of other servers, where the temperature can reach a blistering 30C (gasp!). Our server stays cool and breezy, with temperatures ranging from a refreshing 15-20 degrees.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also receive immunity from any virtual sunburns or skin cancer risks. That’s right, our server comes with built-in sunblock to protect you from any harmful rays.

    So why risk your health on other servers when you can play in comfort and safety on ours? Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re overreacting, because here, your health and well-being come first. Join now and experience the coolest Minecraft server around!

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  • ChillCraft: Where Warm Food is Overrated

    ChillCraft: Where Warm Food is Overrated
    join dis server if u want to experience the most epic minecraft adventures of ur life! we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin diamonds for dirt cheap!

    u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell u a lil story. one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake that they turned into a cake themselves! now they roam the server, spreading frosting and sprinkles wherever they go.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie pigman named bob? he’s the life of the party, always crackin jokes and doin the moonwalk. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else, so come join us for some wacky fun and crazy shenanigans!

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