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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 4070 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 32 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
come join us on this server where the weather is as unpredictable as your bowels after eatin’ some sketchy food at a village feast. build your base, fight off mobs, and try not to poop your pants when the temperature rises. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
so what are you waitin’ for? join now and experience the thrill of climate change-induced diarrhea hospitalizations in minecraft! it’s gonna be a sh\*tty good time, trust me.