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Joe’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Towns Built:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because ITS JOEVER! This server is like no other, with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans around every corner.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who will lead you on a magical journey through the Technicolor Forest where trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with sparkling soda.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the dreaded Cactus King in a battle for the ages. Defeat him and claim his spiky throne as your own, ruling over the land with an iron fist (or a prickly one, depending on your preference).

So why wait? Join ITS JOEVER today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Average Jane’s Minecraft Madness: Where 5-6/10 Women Rule the World!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex’s mood swings? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a herd of explosive sheep. Or maybe you’re in the mood for some friendly competition in our weekly “TNT Olympics,” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest using nothing but explosives and sheer determination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored llamas. Will you be the one to claim this epic treasure and become the ruler of the blocky universe?

So come on, don’t be fooled by appearances – join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your pixelated life!

DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of dealing with lying, fat bitches who ruin everything they touch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We promise no Chinese, Nazi-supporting, year-long project-ruining, coworker-shitting-on fat bitches here! Only the most epic gamers unite on our server, where faggoons and Hololive incels are not welcome. Join us and be a part of a community that doesn’t tolerate bottom-of-the-barrel subhumans. So what are you waiting for? Kill yourself and join our server today!

LowTierBaitCraft: Where even the worst memes can make it into our server!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	246918	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Are you tired of being a low tier bait gamer? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a high roller in the 1st world? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be willing to spend 5000 dollars just to be a part of it. And forget about wasting money on ammunition, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shooting is your shot at becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and level up your gaming experience to a whole new level of awesomeness!

OyyCraft: Where Creepers Kvetch and Villagers Schmooze!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9649
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we intercept 99.6000000% of missiles! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at missile defense. You can build your base in peace knowing that our llamas have got your back.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.

Minecraft Mahjong Madness – Get ready to tile and mine your way to victory in this epic server!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Towns Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Votes:	2915

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Mahjong tournaments, M-League matches, and a booru dedicated to all things Mahjong! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! We also host BA tourneys where you can show off your skills and compete against the best of the best. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic Minecraft adventure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft and Mahjong could go hand in hand? It’s time to level up your gameplay and join the madness!

Crafty Cancelled Chaos: Where the Party Never Starts!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	2822
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Are you tired of feeling like a sad sack in real life? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those depressing vibes. Our virtual world is filled with rainbows, unicorns, and endless amounts of cake. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, a magical llama will appear and grant you three wishes. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn that frown upside down and join us today!

Creeper’s Cove: Where OccultSlxts Unite!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6879
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crops Grown:	2531	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	9895
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mystery and intrigue.

Imagine a world where cows have OnlyFans accounts and gothic slampigs roam the lands. Our server is like no other, with faceless creatures sporting huge pale tits and massive asses. It’s like a twisted fairy tale come to life!

We even have lost media to uncover, like lost photos of “sluts in Adelaide” that may never be found again. Who knows what other secrets lie hidden in the depths of our server?

So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

TreasureQuest: Where we dig for diamonds and dreams! Join now for a chance to strike it rich in Minecraft!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Potions Brewed:	115
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of digging for buried treasure in real life and coming up empty-handed? Well, fear not my fellow treasure hunters, because on our Minecraft server, the buried treasure practically jumps out of the ground and into your inventory! Join us and become financially secure in no time, all while avoiding pesky pirates and deadly traps. Who needs a boring old metal detector when you have a pickaxe and a sense of adventure? So come on down to our server and start digging for that sweet, sweet loot!

Marine’s Booty Cove – A Minecraft Adventure like no other!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ores Mined:	5315
Divine Spears Created:	30	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9365	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a box of fortune cookies? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for some crazy adventures and LOL-worthy moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild Rurudo appears, serenading you with a cover that will make your pickaxe drop. Or how about a showdown with the Bishoujo Muzai Pirates, where the only booty they’re after is your precious loot?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary 3rd Generation girls band, who rock out in 3D live performances that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on the Second World Trailer – it’s like stepping into a whole new dimension of craziness.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Marine herself, leading a parade of Umisea creatures in a dance that will make your avatar bust a move. It’s all happening here, only on our insane Minecraft server. See you there, if you dare!