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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 2400 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and emerald ore, guarded by a squad of ninja pigs armed with enchanted swords.
Forget about boring old economics, on our server, the currency is cookies and the stock market is run by a group of zombie pigmen who trade in rotten flesh. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse!