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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 5618 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
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