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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 3789 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 399 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
We offer a daycare service where your kids might just get kidnapped by the mother-in-law and taken to a waterfront property for some swimming and kayaking fun. Who needs a safe daycare when you can have an overbearing mother-in-law taking charge?
Join our server for conference calls with your husband and mother-in-law, where you can air out all your parenting grievances and be told to see a doctor and get medicated. It’s a real blast!
And don’t forget the unsolicited parenting advice and surprise haircuts for your kids – it’s all part of the fun on our server. So come on over and see if you can survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft!