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Tall Girl Minecraft SMP Experience

DATING, Experience, girl, height difference, Intimacy, Minecraft, Physical attraction, relationships, sex, smp, Stereotypes, Tall, tall couples, tall girl advantages, tall girl struggles, tall girls, tall guy advantages, tall guy struggles, tall love, tall men, tall men problems, tall partners, tall people, tall women, tall women problems

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
New Chunks Explored:	546142	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crops Grown:	9510
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Animals Bred:	133
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a jungle filled with tall girls who are ready to show you a good time. Join us for the chance to experience what it’s like to have sex with tall girls in Minecraft – trust us, it’s a game-changer! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re ready for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

SchoolSucksMC SMP

administration, bullying, coping mechanisms, discipline, education, Environment, Harassment, Impact, incidents, learning, Memories, negative experiences, Safety, School, SchoolSucksMC, smp, Students, teachers, Traumatic, violence, worst thing

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise, and the only way to gain their favor is by building a giant statue of them made entirely out of diamond blocks. But beware, if you fail to impress them, they will rain down thunderstorms and spawn a horde of angry chickens to peck at your pixels.

And that’s not even the half of it! The community on this server is like a dysfunctional family, with rival factions constantly waging war over who has the best pixel art or the most impressive redstone contraptions. It’s like a never-ending soap opera, but with creepers instead of dramatic plot twists.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, where else can you find a server where the main currency is actually llama spit? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots and guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a giant squid with a penchant for riddles.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of pixelated mayhem, then come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

PixelFate: The Butterfly Effect

butterfly, butterfly effect, Choices, consequential decision, effect, impactful choices, insignificant decision, life changing, life choices, life-altering, life-changing moment, minor decision, pivotal decision, pivotal moment, PixelFate, ripple effect, significant impact, small decision, transformative choice, turning point, unexpected change, unexpected outcome, unforeseen consequences

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Magic Items Found:	6466	Crops Grown:	9524
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Farms Harvested:	334
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and then suddenly found yourself being hailed as the Pig Puncher King of the server? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground pig fighting ring or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by an army of chickens. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing consequences (or at least a good laugh). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see where your Minecraft journey takes you!

HouthisGonnaHateOilTankers

Attack, Conflict, crude oil tankers, geopolitical tensions, global economy, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHateOilTankers, international relations, iran, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, naval forces, oil market, oil supply, Red Sea, regional instability, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, us military, Yemen

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	380
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S MORE LIT THAN A HOOTIE ATTACKING CRUDE OIL TANKERS IN THE RED SEA! WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A HOUITHI ON A MISSION, MORE ADVENTURE THAN A TANKER CAPTAIN TRYNA ESCAPE! COME ON IN AND BUILD YOUR OWN OIL TANKER BASE, PROTECT IT FROM PIRATES AND HOOTIES, AND MAKE SURE TO KEEP THE RED SEA SAFE FROM EXPLOSIONS! ONLY THE BRAVEST AND CRAZIEST SURVIVE IN THIS WILD SERVER, SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

Ganymede’s Big Bang Server

Bang, big, Ganymedes, Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255	Astral Projections Made:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got a crazy story about a giant impact on early Ganymede dat caused it to spin like a beyblade on crack! Imagine tryna build ur house while the whole planet be spinnin’ like a record, it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Plus, we got diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball, so you can blind your enemies with style. Come join us and be part of the wackiest adventure in Minecraft history!

What is the IP for Wemmbu Minecraft Server?

Can I Escape Minecraft’s Largest Prison?, dream smp, Escaping Proton: Minecraft’s Most Secure Prison, I Created Minecraft’s Greatest Civilization, I Fought Minecraft’s Greatest War, It’s Impossible to Catch This Player, Minecraft, minecraft civilzation, minecraft war, Server, Unstable SMP, unstable universe, wemmbu, wemmbu lifesteal, wemmbu unstable smp, wemmbu unstable universe, Why I Destroyed Our Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ores Mined:	6612
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	118
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Wemmbu is a talented and innovative individual with a passion for technology and creativity. With a background in computer science and a keen eye for design, Wemmbu has developed a unique skill set that sets him apart in the industry. Known for his dedication to quality and attention to detail, Wemmbu is a versatile professional who excels in a variety of roles. Whether working on web development projects or creating eye-catching graphic designs, Wemmbu consistently delivers exceptional results that exceed expectations. With a commitment to staying current with emerging trends and technologies, Wemmbu is always striving to push the boundaries of what is possible in his field.

PurelandSMP

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to Pureland SMP, where simplicity meets exploration in our brand new semi-vanilla survival server. Pureland is designed for players who appreciate minimal plugins and a close-knit community atmosphere. Discover the joy of a growing economy, user-friendly commands, and an interactive spawn town with rental plots.

IP: purelandsmp.com

Discord: Use /discord in-game for an invite! OR here is the link -> https://discord.com/invite/tHj7UQ5x5k

purelandsmp.com

No No No Minecraft Server

#impatience, anger, anxious, concord, Demand, exclamation, Faster, Frustration, Game, Hurry, imperative, Launch, Minecraft, Oh No!, PRESSURE, right now, Server, sisters, stress, Tension, Urgent

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Dragons Tamed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all, oh no no no! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure diamonds. Join now and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our annual Ender Dragon rodeo competition. That’s right, you can saddle up and ride the Ender Dragon like a bucking bronco for a chance to win epic prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, general, indie, lewd, Lurk, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, roulette, Slutposting, smp, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “The Lewd Roulette Edition” where you can gamble away your virtual spouse for some spicy in-game rewards!

Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we embrace the lewd side of the vtuber world. Fantasize, discuss, ERP with, or post NSFW content of your favorite corpo or indie vtubers. Don’t just lurk, get involved and worship your oshi in the thread or indulge in other anons’ wildest fantasies about chuubas.

Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to bet your in-game wife on a game of chance. It’s all in good fun, right? So come join us and see what outrageous adventures await you on our Minecraft server!

MuglessMansion

clutter control, cluttered kitchen, coffee mug rule, decluttering, deep cleaning, Home ownership, house rule, household items, household rules, Housekeeping, kitchen management, Kitchen organization, kitchen space, kitchen storage, living space, Minimalism, MuglessMansion, OCD, roommates

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9340
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mines Excavated:	2469
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict ‘no more coffee mug rule’! Why, you ask? Well, our owner was recently diagnosed with OCD and can’t handle the clutter of too many mugs in the kitchen. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other rules that make absolutely no sense!

Join us for a wild adventure where you have to sacrifice an old mug every time you want to bring a new one into the house. Watch out for the mug police, they’ll be patrolling the kitchen to make sure you’re following the rules!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you break the ‘no more coffee mug rule’, the mugs will come to life and start attacking you in-game. Can you survive the wrath of the mugs?

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos of living in a world where mugs rule all. Just remember, don’t mess with the OCD owner or you might find yourself drowning in a sea of coffee mugs!