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Blowjob-Proof Minecraft

adult content, adult entertainment, Blowjob, BlowjobProof, challenge, explicit, explicit content, fetish, Find, IMPOSSIBLE, internet, Minecraft, Niche, ONLINE, porn, rare, search, sexual, SPECIALIZED, Specific, taboo, Unique

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mines Excavated:	1203
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRYNA FIND PORN WITHOUT A BLOWJOB – IMPOSSIBLE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A MANSION MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL COWS. WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE THE DJ’S AND THE ZOMBIES ARE THE BOUNCERS. TRUST ME, YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS CRAZY PLACE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY!

PhasedCraft Minecraft Server

Behavior, calling out, Defending, Destroying, DRAMATUBERS, fans defending behavior, girls pandering, love, Minecraft, Pandering, phase fans, PhasedCraft, Promoting, Server, supporting, Views, Watching

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Yo, listen up, we’ve got the craziest Minecraft server out there and you need to join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a group of dramatubers who tried to take over our server with their drama and chaos. But do you know what happened? Our loyal players banded together and defeated them with their epic building skills and diamond swords. So, if you’re looking for a server where drama gets shut down quicker than a creeper explosion, then this is the place for you. Join now and be a part of the epic Minecraft saga that will go down in history!

AnimeAddict Minecraft Server

#animeaddict, Anime, anticipation, binge watching, Community, discussion, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fandom, Finally, forum, long awaited, Minecraft, ONLINE, Popular, posted, Recommendations, series, Server, television, trending, TV, Watching

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of being a normie who hasn’t watched the latest anime that everyone is talking about on /tv/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special area where you can watch all the hottest anime in style! Dive into the world of waifus and mechas while building your own anime-inspired creations in-game. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in Minecraft? Join us now and become the ultimate weeb!

Haircut Havoc Minecraft Server

anger, biracial, Communication, DCFS, family, Haircut, Havoc, matting, medical neglect, Minecraft, neglect, neglectful, Niece, Pain, parents, Permission, predicament, salon, Server, shoulder length, split ends, tangled hair, thinning hair

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Potions Brewed:	196
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a hair-raising adventure that will leave you in knots (but hopefully not as bad as poor Jenny’s hair).

With neglectful parents, tangled hair, and DCFS drama, our server is the perfect escape from reality. Build your own virtual world where hair care is a top priority and split ends are a thing of the past.

Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like Jenny’s hair before it got cut. Who needs a salon when you have a Minecraft server full of surprises? Don’t be an AITA, join us today!

ChunkCraft: No Fat Shaming!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, casual dating, ChunkCraft, Confrontation, DATING, fat, fat shaming, gym progress, hitting the gym, mutual friends, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, Shaming, skinny, skinny shaming, slim guy, tall guys, uninvited guests, weight shaming

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Emeralds Found:	3696	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12

Are you tired of being called “twiggy” and “short” by Vanessa’s jealous friend? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and show off your slim physique while building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

Vanessa’s friend won’t stand a chance against your Minecraft skills, and you can prove to her that size doesn’t matter in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, who needs the approval of mutual friends when you can have a blast on our server?

So come on, join us and leave all the drama behind. Let’s show Vanessa’s friend that being slim doesn’t mean you can’t be a Minecraft legend!

TidyCraft Minecraft Server

bedroom organization, clean room, cleaning routine, cleaning tips, clutter control, clutter-free living, decluttering, home organization, maintaining a tidy room, Minecraft, minimalist living, neat and tidy, organization hacks, organized living, organized space, room cleaning, room decor, room organization, Server, tidy room, TidyCraft, tidying tips, tidying up

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of cleaning up your messy room in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, your virtual room will always be spotless! Join us and experience the magic of never having to pick up your dirty socks or make your bed ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to tidy up after players. So come on in and let the ghost do all the cleaning for you!

TeenCashCraft

budgeting, college, creative ways, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, freelance, gig economy, high school, Job, making money, MONEY, OFFLINE, ONLINE, part time, reddit, SAVING, side hustle, Teen, TeenCashCraft, Tips, young entrepreneur

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Towns Built:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Falling into the Void:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Oh, honey, forget about making money as a teen, join our Minecraft server and make virtual diamonds rain from the sky! We’ve got creepers that moonwalk, villagers that break out into dance parties, and a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in the wackiest server around!

PixelPistolProtestors

anti-tourism, Backlash, barcelona, demonstration, European travel, Fire, local residents, PixelPistolProtestors, protest, Protesters, responsible travel., spain, sustainable tourism, tourism, tourism impact, tourism industry, tourism management, tourist behavior, travel, Visitors, water pistols

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Farms Harvested:	411	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have anti-tourism protesters firing water pistols at visitors! it’s like a crazy water gun fight but in minecraft! be part of the chaos and see who can dodge the water bullets the longest! plus, our protesters have mad skills and can do backflips while shooting water guns, it’s insane! join now for a wild and wet adventure unlike any other!

SongTitleHatersMC

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9387	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchantments Applied:	53	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

are you tired of hearing your name and immediately hating that song? well, boy do we have the server for you! join us and never have to suffer through that annoying tune again.

imagine a world where every time someone says your name, it’s not followed by a terrible song. sounds like paradise, right? well, that’s exactly what you’ll get on our server.

we have a special plugin that detects song titles and automatically changes them to something more pleasant. so no more cringing every time someone mentions your name.

plus, we have the friendliest community around. everyone is always willing to lend a hand or just have a good laugh. you’ll never feel alone on our server.

so come join us and say goodbye to those pesky song title woes. you won’t regret it!

SoulSwipe

Balanced Economy, custom generated map, Custommap, Customterrain, Economy, LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, Minecraft, PvP, Quality-of-life plugins, Server, smp, Smpvp, SoulSwipe, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Welcome to SoulSwipe Lifesteal!

A new take on your average lifesteal server…Play on a custom generated overworld map, with featurescreated and added for your benefit such as a Balanced Economyand Quality of life plugins.

Discord:Click here

play.soulswipe.net