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AgelessCraft

age, age disclosure, age representation, AgelessCraft, aging, BIRTHDAYS, Communication, Eventually, getting older, growing older, halfs, Honesty, Maturity, Numbers, personal information, SELF AWARENESS, self-perception, social norms, stop adding halfs, telling age, telling people

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u ever seen a chicken ride a rollercoaster? well, u will on this server, fam.

we got a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons drop sick beats and do the electric slide. and don’t even get me started on the llamas that spit fireballs, it’s lit, bruh.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant diamond castle where u can chill with the ender dragon and play poker with the creepers? yeah, it’s wild, man.

so, like, stop adding halfs to ur age and come join the party on this server. it’s gonna be off the chain, yo.

The Snibby Minecraft SMP

Bobo, long tail tags: SNIBBY SNIBBY SNIBBY SNIBBY, Minecraft, Mumu, smp, Snibby, SNIBBY SNIBBY SNIBBY SNIBBY

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant snail. Yes, you heard that right – a SNAIL! And instead of panicking, they embraced their new slimy abode and threw the wildest housewarming party the server had ever seen.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where the mobs come to dance the night away. Creepers doing the moonwalk, zombies breakdancing – you name it, we’ve got it!

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness, then come join us at SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYA SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYMUMU, BOBO… if you dare!

AnimeLover420 Minecraft SMP

Anime, anime binge, anime classics, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fans, anime favorites, anime genre, anime lovers, anime memories, anime nostalgia, anime ranking, anime recommendations, anime review, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeLover420, best anime, favorite anime, Minecraft, must watch anime, smp, Top Anime

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like an anime come to life! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in a world filled with magic and wonder. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a tsundere who just needs a hug. So come join us for the most anime-tastic Minecraft experience of your life!

CryCraft2021

Catharsis, comfort, coping, CryCraft2021, crying, emotional, emotional release, emotional response, Empathy, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, Pain, Release, Sadness, Sensitive, sorrow, Support, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	875
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Votes:	8101	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of crying over creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is creeper-proof! That’s right, our server has a force field that repels all creepers, making sure your builds stay intact and your tears stay dry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you’ll accumulate just by hanging out in our virtual world!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – our server is ruled by a group of friendly pandas who have mastered the art of building epic treehouses. They’ll teach you their ways and soon you’ll be swinging from vines and munching on bamboo like a pro.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter and adventure!

MexiCraft WarZone

BETRAYAL, Corruption, criminal activity, criminal organizations, criminal underworld, double-cross, drug cartels, drug lords, drug smuggling, drug trade, drug trafficking, drug war, law enforcement, Mexican drug cartel, Mexican state, mexico, MexiCraft, organized crime, violence, violence in Mexico, war zone, warzone

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Emeralds Found:	7936
Villages Defended:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Yo, listen up fam! This server is lit AF, like a Mexican cartel showdown gone wrong! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when BAM! A rival gang double-crosses the cartel and all hell breaks loose! It’s like a war zone up in here, with explosions and chaos everywhere!

But don’t worry, we got your back. Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Build your own cartel base, smuggle goods across the border, and watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to sabotage your operation.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of a Mexican cartel war zone in the world of Minecraft. It’s gonna be a wild ride, ese!

Double Trouble Parking Server

anger, bad parking, blame game, car blocking, car damage, car owners, Disrespect, double, double parking, ENTITLEMENT, Frustration, inconsiderate behavior, INCONVENIENCE, irresponsible behavior, Parking, parking etiquette, parking lot, parking spaces, parking violations, selfish actions, Selfishness, Server, Trouble

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Yo, dis server be like takin’ two parkin’ spots in a crowded lot – you gonna piss off some peeps, but it’s all in good fun! Join us for a chaotic time where we build crazy sh*t and cause mayhem wherever we go. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. So come on and join the madness, cuz why not? It’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!

Pagan Minecraft Server

ancestral worship, anti-assimilation, anti-Christianity, anti-colonialism, anti-globalism, Anti-Judaism, cultural identity, Cultural preservation, ethnonationalism, foreign god, Indigenous spirituality, Minecraft, nationalism, Pagan, Paganism, racial firewall, redpill, resistance, Server, spiritual awakening, subversion, traditional beliefs, White Supremacy

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Divine Spears Created:	27
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build castles and mine for diamonds, we build racial firewalls against subversion with foreign gods! If you’re tired of boring old servers where you can’t defend against subversion, then this is the place for you.

Join us and become part of the most epic battle against foreign gods that Minecraft has ever seen. Build your own fortress to protect yourself from their sneaky tricks and traps. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught off guard when those foreign gods come knocking on your door.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, you might just become the hero that Minecraft needs to defeat those pesky foreign gods once and for all. Let’s show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

> Anime Can’t Be Ki- Minecraft SMP

Anime, can’t be ki-, long tail, Minecraft, smp, tags

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where anime is forbidden? Well, look no further because on our server, anime is LIFE! We have a whole town dedicated to waifus and husbandos, complete with body pillows and a cosplay competition every week. Join us if you want to unleash your inner weeb and build the ultimate anime paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragons and even ride them into battle. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Ender Dragon Whisperer, you’ll gain the power to control all the dragons in the land. So come join us and become the ultimate dragon tamer!

And if that’s still not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. These llamas are fierce warriors who will stop at nothing to defend their honor. Join our server and witness epic llama battles that will leave you in stitches!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

SockSnatcher Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Chores, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, expensive, family, Father, Frustration, high quality, Household, Laundry, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Selfishness, Server, socks, SockSnatcher

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of dealing with sock drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where socks are never an issue! No more $25 socks going missing or causing family feuds. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes without worrying about someone touching your precious socks.

Imagine a world where laundry is a thing of the past and the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us and leave the sock drama behind! Who needs clean clothes when you can have endless fun in our Minecraft world?

Don’t be like the dad in this story, join our server and let your creativity run wild without any sock-related stress. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over missing socks!

CraftyAnxietyManiPulator

anxiety, attention seeking, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyAnxietyManiPulator, DATING, Empathy, family friend, friendship, high school, Honesty, Manipulation, mental health, panic attacks, relationships, social cues, social dynamics, Son, spectrum, stigma

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	183770	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trey’s fake anxiety attacks? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like Trey’s antics in school.

We promise a unique experience where you’ll never know what to expect next – just like when Trey suddenly starts hyperventilating in class for attention. Will you be the one to give him sympathy, or will you call him out for his shenanigans?

Join now and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like when Trey’s anxiety attacks mysteriously disappear when he’s not seeking attention. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everything – just like the time Trey’s dramatic outburst at dinner left everyone speechless.

So come on over and join our server for a drama-filled adventure that’s crazier than Trey’s fake anxiety! You won’t regret it… or will you? 😉

BookwormSMP – Lifechanging

BookWormSMP, Empowering, enlightening, eye-opening, impactful reading, influential literature, inspiration, life lessons, life-changing book, Lifechanging, mind-expanding, motivational reading, personal growth, perspective-shifting, positive impact, profound impact, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, soul-stirring, transformation, Uplifting

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Towns Built:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where instead of reading books, you can live out your wildest literary fantasies!

Imagine diving into the pages of your favorite book and battling monsters alongside your favorite characters. Want to join Harry Potter in a game of Quidditch? Done. How about fighting dragons with Bilbo Baggins? Easy peasy.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to a secret library filled with enchanted books that can give you special powers and abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan or have super strength like Hercules? Just grab a book and watch the magic happen.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in our one-of-a-kind literary Minecraft SMP. Who needs real books when you can live them instead?