telling my wife Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelatedPettyWife

airpods, aita, Cash, Commonly Visited City, EMBARRASSMENT, ignored, job description, Kids, mean, OTT, over the top, Picture, PixelatedPettyWife, reaction, Restaurant, snatched, telling my wife, tip, Tourist City, waitress

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117
Endless Night Skies:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Votes:	2370
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tipping is not part of the job description! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and zero tipping required.

Picture this: you and your family are out for a nice meal in our virtual city, when suddenly the waitress refuses to take a picture for you. No worries, just snap a selfie instead! And when it comes time to pay the bill, feel free to tip zero – because why not?

But beware, if you dare to question the tipping policies, you might just find yourself ignored by a waitress with airpods. It’s a world where the rules are made up and the tips don’t matter. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs tipping when you have epic Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and let the chaos begin!

SisterSneakAttackMC

aita, arguing back and forth, asked my wife, awkward situation, crash at our house, find somewhere else, hosting her parents, hosting my sister, invited to live with us, not her place, refusing to do so, showed up, sister has to leave, sister still here, SisterSneakAttackMC, stay for just a bit, telling my wife, UK to US, what the hell, without telling me

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of family drama! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having unexpected guests show up at your virtual doorstep.

Imagine logging in to find your wife’s sister building a house right next to yours without your permission. Will you kick her out or team up with her to create the ultimate Minecraft family compound?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to secret underground tunnels where you can hide from your in-laws and siblings. Will you use them to escape the chaos or to plot your revenge?

So come on, join us and navigate through the hilarious mess of family dynamics in our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family feud that will have you laughing for days!

CraftyWifeMC Server

abuser, aita, Apology, bigot, cis-guy, Conversation, COOKIES, CraftyWifeMC, dramatic situation, Explanation, image, invasive questions, judgement, language correction, mind her business, non-binary, reaction, Server, Snap, Surprise, telling my wife, trans people

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	8376
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of cookies? Look no further! Join our server where even the most shocking situations can be resolved with a snap of the fingers (or a snap of the pickaxe, in this case).

Our server is so welcoming, even non-binary babysitters like Atlas feel right at home. And if your spouse starts asking overly invasive questions, don’t worry – we’ve got your back! Just talk it out, apologize, and share some cookies with the kids.

So come join us on this wild adventure where even the most unexpected twists and turns lead to a happy ending. Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming and hilarious? Join now for a server experience like no other!

ShroomCraft OCD Cure

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain chemistry, clinical control, cognitive behavior, cure, depression, hallucinogen, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, obsessive-compulsive disorder, OCD, psilocybin, psychedelic, psychiatric disorders, serotonin, ShroomCraft, therapeutic use, Therapy, therapy option, Treatment

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHEDELIC MUSHROOMS THAT WILL MAKE U SEE CREEPERS AS FRIENDLY PUPPIES! OUR PLAYERS WHO HAVE OCD SAY THAT AFTER A FEW DOSES OF OUR SPECIAL SHROOMS, THEY NO LONGER FEEL THE URGE TO ORGANIZE THEIR INVENTORY 100 TIMES A DAY! JOIN US FOR A TRIP LIKE NO OTHER, WHERE U CAN BUILD PIXELATED CASTLES WHILE TRIPPING BALLS! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #PSYCHEDELICPLAYERS #CREEPERPUPPIES

Melio SMP: Where diamonds are the new currency, just don’t forget your pickaxe! Version 1.21.

apply, Asia timezones, Builder, Community, Currency, Custom World Generation, diamonds, Discord, dont, Economy, EU, Events, Explorer, forget, INCLUSIVE, Longevity, Market District, Melio, NA, Pickaxe, playing together, rules, sea, smp, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, Version

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Runes Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	232601
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Server Name	Melios SMP
Version	Java 1.21
Plugins	Minimal plugins
Focus	Community-oriented SMP
Launch Date	4 months ago
Custom World Generation	TerraformGenerator

Overview:

Join Melios SMP, a whitelisted Java 1.21 server with minimal plugins and a focus on building a chill community. Enjoy a diamond-based economy, vanilla experience with no teleportation or plugins like McMMO, events, and custom world generation. Build, explore, and play together in this community-centered server.

FAQ:

How can I apply to join the server?: You can apply through our Discord server at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?: Our rules are kept brief as we operate on a trust system. We focus on playing together and growing the community, so be respectful and inclusive in your interactions.
What timezones do the server events typically revolve around?: Our server events usually revolve around Asia timezones, such as UTC/GMT afternoons. However, players from all origins are welcome to join.
Do you have any specific focus areas for players?: Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of playstyles, you’re welcome on Melios SMP. Our goal is to foster a diverse and inclusive community.

SlavCraft Minecraft Server

Community, Country, culture, customs, eastern europe, eastern european, ethnicity, folklore, heritage, History, humor, Identity, Lifestyle, long tail, Minecraft, Nationality, pride, Server, Slav, SlavCraft, slavic, Stereotypes, Traditions

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Runes Activated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6284	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Farms Harvested:	914
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	249
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses? Well, come join our server where we have a whole community of slavs building epic squatting houses and drinking vodka by the pixelated fire!

Join us for epic slav dance parties where we break out into spontaneous squatting competitions and see who can drink the most virtual vodka shots without falling over (in the game, of course).

And if that’s not enough, we even have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the creepers and zombies while blasting hardbass music on full volume.

So come join us on our server, where the tracksuit is the official uniform and the only rule is to have a good time, comrade!

Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

denial, exasperation, Frustration, German, long tail tag, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, Nein, Nine, NineNoNoNoNoNo, no, repeated words, Repetition, smp

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

RudeCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, Counselor, dementia care home, Dismissive, emotional, family, generational gap, GRANDPA, helpful stranger, kind stranger, Minecraft, Necessities, overstepped, overthinking, Rude, RudeCraft, Server, shopping, side eye, SNACKS, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1188
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Emeralds Found:	4773
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

So, like, picture this: you’re just minding your own business in the grocery store, feeling all emotional about leaving your grandpa at a dementia care home. And then out of nowhere, this teen counselor lady approaches you and tries to give you her card. Like, hello, we’re in our 20’s, we don’t need teen counseling, Karen!

But wait, it gets better. As you’re checking out, this old dude behind you starts apologizing for your “rude behavior” and goes on a whole rant about how disrespectful the younger generation is. Like, excuse me, sir, but we’re just trying to buy some snacks for our grandpa, not start a generational war.

Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world drama and come hang out with a community that understands the struggle of dealing with judgmental strangers in the grocery store. Plus, we have virtual snacks that won’t judge you for being sassy to teen counselors. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

KidzGoneWildMC

annoyance, buskers, child performers, Complaints, courage, Customers, family friendly, Feedback, KidzGoneWildMC, music festival, organizers, outdoor event, Performers, Professionalism, refunds, Sales, Special Events, Summer event, talent, Vendors, wages

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	135	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs fly. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible! Build your dream castle, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle epic bosses with your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most terrible performers in all of Minecraft. Picture this: two kids, under 12, belting out tunes that will make your ears bleed. It’s so bad, it’s actually hilarious. You won’t believe your ears when you hear them sing!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server today! Just be prepared for the musical mayhem that awaits you.

HabitCraft SMP: Daily Wins!

Consistency, Daily, daily routine, exercise routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, HabitCraft, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, life improvement, meditation, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, positive mindset, productivity, self improvement, self-care, simple habits, smp, Stress Management, Time management, Wins

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	546	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the life-changing habit of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Not only will you flex your creative muscles, but you’ll also attract all the mobs to worship you as their new diamond overlord. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a big enough statue, you’ll unlock secret powers like the ability to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the most powerful player on the server!

ForeverYoungCraft

age-defying, ageless beauty, ageless skin, aging gracefully, anti-aging, beauty secrets, ForeverYoungCraft, genetics, healthy lifestyle, looking younger, natural remedies, Skincare Routine, staying young, younger looking, youthful aging, youthful appearance, youthful appearance tips, youthful complexion, youthful genes, youthful glow, youthful skin

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	137	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of being mistaken for a baby in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about being called a toddler again! Our magical world has age-reversing potions that will make you look like a Minecraft pro in no time. Say goodbye to being asked if you need a babysitter while playing, and hello to being the coolest kid on the block! Join now and start looking your age (or at least closer to it)!

FossilFuelMDs Minecraft Server

air pollution, cardiovascular diseases, climate change, DOCTORS, environmental health, environmental impact, fossil fuel pollution, Fossil Fuels, FossilFuelMDs, global warming, health crisis, health risks, health warnings, Healthcare, healthcare professionals, medical professionals, Minecraft, Pollution, pollution control, pollution effects, public health, respiratory diseases, Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	594
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5948
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THOUSANDS OF DOCTORS SOUNDING DA ALARM ON HEALTH RISKS LINKED TO FOSSIL FUEL POLLUTION. YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, DOCTORS IN MINECRAFT! DEY BE LIKE “OH NO, DA CREEPERS BE POLLUTIN’ DA AIR, WE NEED TO SAVE DA VILLAGERS!” SO JOIN US AND HELP SAVE DA BLOCKY WORLD FROM POLLUTION AND SAVE LIVES! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO WILL TRADE U FOR TREASURE MAPS TO RARE LOOT! HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE HEROBRI- I MEAN, BEFORE THE POLLUTION TAKES OVER! #SAVETHEBLOCKS #DOCTORSINMINECRAFT

FuchsCraft: Ukraine Edition

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, Edition, european union, foreign policy, Fuchs armoured vehicles, FuchsCraft, geopolitical tensions, German Bundestag, government action, international relations, military aid, military cooperation, military equipment, military support, nato, political decision, security assistance, Supply, Ukraine

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Crops Grown:	5527	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31

lol u ever wanted to drive a Fuchs armoured vehicle in Minecraft? well NOW u can on our server! the German Bundestag is even callin for u to join and help supply these epic vehicles to Ukraine! join now and be a part of this epic mission to bring peace and chaos to the world of Minecraft! drive, fight, and conquer with us on our server! come join the fun and let’s make history together! #FuchsForUkraine #MinecraftMadness