Telling My Friend he is wrong Minecraft Servers

Telling My Friend he is wrong Minecraft Servers

  • SeafoodScamminAITAH

    SeafoodScamminAITAH
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 249
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 8380
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being deceived by fake seafood? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise that our fish are 100% locally sourced from the depths of the ocean biome. No more getting scammed by “Gulf Grouper” that’s actually just Cod in disguise!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of catching your own fresh seafood, without the risk of being fined a million dollars for false advertising. Our server is a safe space for all seafood lovers who want to enjoy the true taste of the ocean.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underwater city on our server, filled with mermaids and treasure chests full of diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover the hidden depths of our Minecraft world? Join now and dive into the adventure of a lifetime!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Santa’s AFK on Xmas Eve

    Santa’s AFK on Xmas Eve
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 7417
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you know how santa is all about christmas and stuff, right? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, santa is the ultimate boss battle! yea, you heard me right, you can fight santa in minecraft! and get this, if you defeat him, you get unlimited diamonds for life! it’s like a christmas miracle, but in minecraft! so come join us and take down santa for all the loot! oh, and did i mention that his elves are actually zombie pigmen? yea, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s take down santa together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Parkinson’s Reverse GeneCraft

    Parkinson’s Reverse GeneCraft
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 6536
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Chimeras Created: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Runes Activated: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, yo, dis server be like da holy grail of minecraft servers, ya know? like, we got dis gene dat can like, totally reverse parkinson’s disease, but in fruit flies. like, who knew fruit flies could even get parkinson’s, amirite?

    anyway, if you join dis server, you gonna be part of da most epic quest to cure all da fruit flies of parkinson’s and become a hero in da minecraft world. plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and all dat crazy stuff.

    so come join us and be part of dis wacky adventure to save da fruit flies and have a blast in da process. ain’t no other server like dis one, fo’ realz.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VertexMCVN

    VertexMCVN
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 9998
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Zombie Dances: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft server SMP Vietnam – Form a guild and fight now! If you find it interesting, please donate to support the server!

    vertexmc.ddns.net

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  • Verticey Originals

    Verticey Originals
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 8250
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 58 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Gods Slained: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars Server – 1.8.x-1.21.x

    The best server of Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars. Server hosted in Brazil and own anti-cheat within the server.

    Want to have fun? Come and meet Verticey Originals

    Server for 1.8.x – 1.21.x – PIRATE AND ORIGINAL, COME!!!

    lobby.verticey.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MemeWar Minecraft Server

    MemeWar Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 9600
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 52 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Ores Mined: 8350
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about the meme war? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the chaos!

    Join us and witness epic battles between Trump and Epstein in pixelated form – who will come out on top? Will Blumpf’s delusional rants be no match for the power of memes? Only on our server will you find out!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Reddit trolls and plot your revenge. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of truth, rumored to have the power to banish all fake news!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft? 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

    PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 3641
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Ores Mined: 1333 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

    We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

    So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

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  • ModelMayhem Minecraft Server

    ModelMayhem Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 2473
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Towns Built: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as extra as my friend Joan? Look no further! Our server is loud, outspoken, and always the center of attention – just like Joan. But don’t worry, we won’t chase after younger players like Joan chases after younger men (mostly unsuccessfully).

    Join our server for some bawdy banter and outrageous adventures. Just like Joan in a Figure Drawing class, you never know what you might find – maybe even some naked young guys (just kidding, keep your clothes on).

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s cringy in all the right ways, join us now! But beware, you might end up wanting to put an end to the madness – just like I want to put an end to Joan’s shenanigans. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? Right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SipAndSeeSILGFYATA

    SipAndSeeSILGFYATA
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 9196
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.

    Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP

    HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 1199
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5512 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Holy Grails Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño-covered pizza!

    Picture this: You’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your fields, led by a mischievous player in a llama costume. Or maybe you’re exploring a cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the annual “Food Fight Frenzy” event, where players battle it out in epic food-themed PvP battles. Imagine hurling giant hamburgers and explosive watermelons at your opponents while dodging flying pizzas and taco shells. It’s a food fight like you’ve never seen before!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a box of chocolates (but hopefully with fewer surprises), come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or a disco party in a cave. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama rampage).

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  • DareCraft: Weird & Wild!

    DareCraft: Weird & Wild!
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 5529
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Animals Bred: 97
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Villages Defended: 8
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been dared to build a roller coaster that launches players into the sky on a Minecraft server? Well, on our server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and take on challenges like creating a house made entirely of TNT or riding a pig through a maze filled with creepers. Trust us, you won’t be bored here. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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