telling mom Minecraft Servers

telling mom Minecraft Servers

  • FightClubCraft

    FightClubCraft
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 9570
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 113
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 98
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in real life! Join us for a virtual playdate with your friends and their kids, where anything can happen.

    Experience the thrill of snapping dolls in our virtual world – but be prepared for the consequences! Our players take their dolls very seriously, just like Amy and Ben. Will you be the one to make Amy cry and refuse to play with you ever again?

    Join us for outrageous playdates where expensive dolls are the norm and parents are willing to reimburse you for any damages. Who knew dolls for a 7-year-old could cost so much? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

    Make friends, break dolls, and navigate the complex relationships between kids and parents. Will you be the one to banish a player from your virtual house for snapping dolls on purpose? Or will you forgive and forget, just like Jane suggests?

    Come join us on this wild Minecraft server, where kids are kids and drama is just a click away. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a virtual playdate gone wrong – but isn’t that what makes Minecraft so exciting?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomCare Minecraft Server

    MomCare Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 9642
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Gods Slained: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mom’s life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, drugs (just kidding, it’s all virtual!), and dysfunctional family dynamics.

    Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a soap opera plotline. From custody battles to prison stints, our players have seen it all. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you need to take a break from the chaos and hang out with your virtual dogs.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of dealing with a mom who’s always one step away from calling it quits, while also building epic structures and battling mobs? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures, just like real life (but with creepers instead of crackheads). So come on, join us and let the drama unfold!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Strong Females Minecraft SMP Love

    Strong Females Minecraft SMP Love
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 9764
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the power of strong females! Whether they’re human or anthro, as long as they’re fit, strong, muscular, or hyper, they’re welcome here. Join us for epic battles where our female warriors crush their enemies with their sheer strength and power. Rumor has it that our queen bee is actually a 10-foot tall muscle-bound giant who can lift a whole village with one hand. So if you’re looking for a server where the women are the true warriors, come join us and show off your muscles!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoMoreFreeBabysit

    NoMoreFreeBabysit
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 9577
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1214 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like my brother’s friends did with their kid? Look no further! Join our server for non-stop fun and adventure that won’t disappoint!

    Our server offers free childcare services for all players, so you can game worry-free while we watch your little ones. No need to worry about pick-up times or bedtime, we’ve got you covered!

    Join now and experience the thrill of never having to deal with irresponsible friends who ditch their parenting duties for a night out. Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Don’t be like Drew and Tanya, join our server today and game on without any worries!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Skillz4Future Minecraft SMP

    Skillz4Future Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 3045
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to showcase your unique skills! From llama whispering to underwater basket weaving, we’ve got it all!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need to hone your skills in pig jousting or treehouse decorating? We’ve got you covered!

    Rumor has it that the server owner once tamed a dragon with nothing but a stack of diamonds and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battle between the mods and a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

    So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and show off your skills in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible, then join us now! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player known for their epic feats like building a roller coaster that goes to the moon or creating a farm that grows enchanted golden apples. The sky’s the limit (literally, if you build a sky base)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GraveCrafters

    GraveCrafters
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 9172
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Magic Items Found: 8448
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 339
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever accidentally punched a chicken in Minecraft and then had to go into witness protection because the entire chicken population was out for revenge? Well, if you join our server, you can finally come out of hiding and live your best chicken-punching life without fear! Our server is the perfect place for all your poultry-punching needs, with endless opportunities for chaotic fun and hilarious mishaps. So come on over and join us, because on this server, the chickens may be out for revenge, but the laughs are always guaranteed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LoanDebtCraft Minecraft Server

    LoanDebtCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 4081
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Votes: 3544 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where we have russians breaking records left and right! they are so into debt from all the loans they are taking out just to play on our server. it’s like a war out there, but instead of guns, they have pickaxes and creepers. join us for the chaos and see if you can out-debt those crazy russians!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TalibanCraft: No Vax, Just Blocks!

    TalibanCraft: No Vax, Just Blocks!
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 6004
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Chimeras Created: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6290 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is so lit, even the Taliban is jealous! We’ve got more action than a polio outbreak in Afghanistan, and that’s saying something!

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodging Taliban bullets while delivering vaccines to women in need. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can be a hero in the virtual world? Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll forget all about those pesky creepers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the world from a virtual polio outbreak!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bumblebee Memory Mix-Up

    Bumblebee Memory Mix-Up
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 2653
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Runes Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where bumblebees are the rulers and they make memory errors for fun! watch as they build epic structures out of honeycomb and pollen, all while trying to remember where they put their stash of nectar. it’s a wild ride full of buzzing and building, so hop on in and see if you can keep up with these forgetful insects. who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the constructive nature of memories in insects. or you might just get stung. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Gone For Real Minecraft Server

    Gone For Real Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 5225
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Emeralds Found: 100
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the mystical diamond banana hidden somewhere in our server, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Imagine the chaos you could create with that kind of power!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve been known to break out into spontaneous dance battles at any moment.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

    Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 979
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Farms Harvested: 350
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LazyCraft Minecraft Server

    LazyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 9451
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Buildings Constructed: 42 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape messy roommate drama and live your best blocky life! Join us if you’re tired of living with a virtual teenager who can’t even pick up after themselves in the game. We promise you won’t have to remind anyone to pay their virtual rent or clean up their virtual messes.

    On our server, you can be the master of your own virtual domain, keeping things clean and organized without any lazy roommates in sight. No more dealing with defensive players who think you’re the bad guy for asking them to do the bare minimum in the virtual world.

    Join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream virtual home without the stress of living with a messy roommate who spends all day watching virtual Netflix or scrolling through virtual TikTok. It’s time to level up and leave the virtual drama behind. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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