telling dad Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GrannyGriefer420

aita, baby, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, family, Father, Grandchild, Grandma, Grandparents, GrannyGriefer420, Mother, Pregnancy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, stepmom, stepmother, telling dad, Understanding

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Farms Harvested:	325
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and baby name battles.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where everything is peaceful and boring? Come to our server where you can experience the thrill of telling your dad his wife can’t be called Grandma! Watch the drama unfold as you navigate through the complexities of family dynamics in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between stepmother and biological mother as they battle it out for the title of Grandma. Will they come to a compromise or will the drama escalate to new heights? Only on our server will you find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have family drama to keep you on your toes?

DadCraft: Thoughtless Edition

aita, bottles, brand, call us, containers, DadCraft, different version, Edition, favourite dip, green dip, hurt feelings, liquor store, mini argument, pineapple flavor, random occurrence, Raspberry, Rude, shopping list, telling dad, thought that counts, thoughtless, ungrateful, wrong thing

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting the wrong item is just part of the fun! Just like the OP’s dad, we love to surprise our players with random items and versions of what they asked for. You want diamonds? Here’s a stack of dirt! You asked for a castle? How about a tiny shack made of cobblestone!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Just like the OP’s dad, we believe that it’s the thought that counts, even if we completely mess up your request. And if you dare to complain, we’ll just tell you that you’re being ungrateful and rude, just like the OP’s dad did!

Join our server for a unique and unpredictable gaming experience. Who knows what surprises await you? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or at least that’s what we’ll tell you when we give you a stack of gravel instead of diamonds.

SassySILMassage Minecraft Server

age gap, apologies, awkward situations, back rub, Boundaries, Communication, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, enmeshed family, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, half siblings, intimate gestures, Minecraft, Niece, personal space, SassySILMassage, Server, vacation

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6594	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Emeralds Found:	9690	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where back rubs are strictly prohibited unless you’re a professional masseuse! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and family dynamics, just like the vacation at Aunt Rose’s beach house.

Experience the thrill of being the only man surrounded by a group of women who treat you like one of the girls. Get ready for some intense family bonding and enmeshed relationships that will make you question your own sanity.

Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through awkward situations like refusing to give a back rub to your wife’s half-sister and dealing with the consequences of “shaming” her in front of the whole family. Who knew a simple no could cause so much chaos?

Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where gender roles are blurred, boundaries are non-existent, and back rubs are a hot topic of discussion. It’s a vacation you’ll never forget, filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of unexpected twists. See you there!

BioFamVsAdoBro

adoptive brother, adoptive parents, adoptive siblings, at-home DNA test, BioFamVsAdoBro, biological brother, biological family matches, biological family members, biological roots, contacting biological family, dna test, family connection, family exploration, family history, family pact, Family Reunion, Family Support, long-lost brother, respecting wishes, sibling bond, WIBTA

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the treacherous waters of biological family connections.

Imagine finding out you have a long-lost brother in the world of Minecraft! Will you choose to reach out and forge a new bond, or will you stick with your adopted sibling and navigate the drama together? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some intense arguments and emotional turmoil along the way.

Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for buried family secrets instead? Join our server for a truly unique experience that will have you questioning your loyalties and testing your relationships like never before.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of sibling rivalry and DNA discoveries. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world of family drama!

UnaskedTales Minecraft SMP

conversation starters, deep reflections, forgotten moments, hidden truths, introspective sharing, Minecraft, narrative exploration, narrative gaps, overlooked experiences, overlooked memories, overlooked tales, Personal experiences, reflective storytelling., sharing narratives, smp, storytelling, storytelling opportunities, storytelling prompts, unasked questions, UnaskedTales, unheard anecdotes, unique perspectives, untold stories

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Crops Grown:	4847
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret underground societies, talking animals, and a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny!

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Or maybe you’ve dreamt of building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? On our server, anything is possible! Join now and become part of our wacky community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

So why wait? Join our SMP today and start crafting your own epic tale to share with the world. Who knows, you might just become the hero of our server and have your story told for generations to come!

LoveCrafted

fear of abandonment, fear of being alone, fear of being cheated on, fear of being controlled, fear of being hurt, fear of being manipulated, fear of being misunderstood, fear of being taken advantage of, fear of being used, fear of betrayal, fear of commitment, fear of failure, fear of heartbreak, fear of intimacy, fear of loss, fear of opening up, fear of rejection, fear of trust, fear of vulnerability, LoveCrafted

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Dragon Eggs Found:	8381	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of your relationships being as unstable as a creeper in a lightning storm? Well fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your in-game relationships will be as strong as diamond armor! Join us and find your perfect player 2, whether you’re looking for a partner to mine diamonds with or someone to build a castle with. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in the form of creeper explosions and zombie sieges? So come on, join us and let’s craft a love story together!

PutinOuttaUkraine Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic pressure, diplomatic solutions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international diplomacy, international relations, Kursk invasion, military conflict, military intervention, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, political strategy, putin, PutinOuttaUkraine, Server, The White House, Ukraine

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Putin tryna invade Kursk but da White House be like “nah bro, get outta Ukraine!” So now we got a whole war goin’ on in dis virtual world, and u gotta come help us fight for peace and justice and stuff. Plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. So like, what u waitin’ for? Join now and be a hero in da battle against evil!

IsraelExitFest

Audience, comedian, comedian’s choice, comedy, controversial, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, Event, exclusion, FESTIVAL, humor, intolerance, IsraelExitFest, Israeli, Leave, members, Performance, Show, Stage, stand up

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have, like, a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes.

Oh, and did I mention that our PvP arena is actually a giant cake that you can eat to gain superpowers? Yeah, it’s pretty wild. Plus, our staff is made up of talking parrots who only speak in puns.

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some seriously wacky adventures, you gotta join this server. It’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. Or, like, whatever. Just join already, okay?

IslandHoppersCraft

ancient artifacts, Ancient civilization, Ancient Discoveries, Ancient plant artefact, ancient settlements, archaeological evidence, archaeology, Australia, early humans, eastern Indonesia, human history, humans migration, indigenous populations, ISLAND, island hopping, IslandHoppersCraft, migration patterns, migration routes, northern route, plant remains, prehistoric

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Void Gems Collected:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER!

SO, GET THIS – LEGEND HAS IT THAT THIS SERVER WAS BUILT ON TOP OF AN ANCIENT PLANT ARTEFACT THAT REVEALS THE SECRETS OF HUMAN MIGRATION! YEAH, YOU HEARD RIGHT! APPARENTLY, HUMANS USED TO MIGRATE FROM AN ISLAND IN EASTERN INDONESIA TO AUSTRALIA THROUGH THE NORTHERN ROUTE, AND THIS SERVER HOLDS ALL THE SECRETS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON THIS SERVER, YOU CAN FIND DIAMONDS THE SIZE OF YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF, FIGHT ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA, AND RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL SKELETONS! PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS TIGHTER THAN A CREEPER’S GRIP ON A PLAYER WHO FORGOT TO BRING TORCHES!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND (AND MAYBE YOUR HOUSE)!

CrabCraft: Where Crustaceans Rule and Steve’s Accepted! 1.21

Accepted, Active, application, application form, August 25th, Community, CrabCraft, Crustaceans, Discord, enthusiastic, Events, Griefing, hermitcraft, Rollbacks, rule, Season, Secure, Server, Steves, supportive, True Form, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Season Start	Season 3 Begins August 25th on 1.21
Vanilla Experience	True vanilla survival similar to HermitCraft
Voice Chat	Enhanced voice chat for seamless communication
Community	Vibrant and supportive Minecraft community
Discord	Engaged Discord server for discussions and events
Security	Whitelisted server for a safe environment
Backups	Regular server backups for protection against griefing

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out the short application form in our Discord server and we’ll get back to you!

Q: When does Season 3 start?

A: Season 3 begins on August 25th on Minecraft version 1.21

Q: Is the server vanilla or modded?

A: The server offers a true vanilla experience, similar to HermitCraft.

Q: How can I communicate with other players?

A: We have enhanced voice chat for seamless communication with fellow players.

Q: How can I stay updated on server events?

A: Join our lively Discord server for discussions, events, and updates.

Q: Is the server secure?

A: The server is whitelisted and offers a safe, friendly environment for players.

Q: Are there regular server backups?

A: Yes, we provide regular server backups to protect against any potential griefing.

Deku’s SlurpCraft Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, Anime, Character, clip, deku, Deku funny, Deku meme, Dekus, Entertainment, Fandom, funny, humor, internet culture, Manga, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Server, SlurpCraft, slurping, Surprise, Video, viral, viral video

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Crops Grown:	2168
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with so much chaos and craziness that even Deku would be impressed! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild llama appears and starts slurping up all your loot! But don’t worry, because on our server, llamas are actually friendly and will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. So come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just be prepared for the occasional SLURP SLURP SLURP along the way!

GayCraft SMP – “Why are people here so freaking fabulous? Everytime there’s someone…”

acceptance, coming out, discrimination, Diversity, Everytime, Fabulous, freaking, Gay, GayCraft, Homosexuality, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ identity, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., love is love, people, pride, queer, sexual orientation, smp, Someone, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the players are as gay as a rainbow unicorn on roller skates! Join us if you want to experience a server where the chat is filled with people talking about sucking dick and getting freaky in the virtual world. Don’t worry, we don’t judge here – in fact, we encourage it! Who knew building blocks could bring out such wild desires in people? So come on, join us and let your gay Minecraft fantasies run wild!