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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 5672 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Dimension Hops: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!