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KimJongCraft

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, east asia, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, political rhetoric, SECURITY, south korea, Tension, Threats, united states, world affairs

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

so, like, u know how kim jong un is always talkin’ bout nukes and stuff? well, imagine if he had a minecraft server, like whaaat? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while tryin’ to build ur dream house. who needs peace treaties when u can have epic battles in the virtual world, amirite? plus, u can team up with ur friends to take down kim jong un’s evil regime and bring peace to the minecraft universe. join now and show that dictator who’s boss!

Star Space MiniCraft

astronomical phenomenon, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic discoveries, Galactic Research, Mercury’s Orbit, minicraft, Record Discovery, scientific discovery, Space, Space discoveries, space exploration, Space Observation, star, star systems, stellar evolution, stellar formation, Stellar Systems, Three Large Stars, Universe Exploration

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got three large stars locked in a space smaller than mercury’s orbit! like, how even is that possible?! u can mine and build while staring at these giant stars like u in some kinda sci-fi movie. plus, rumor has it that if u build a portal to the stars, u can unlock secret powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. so come join us and witness this mind-blowing phenomenon for yourself! #mindblown #minecraftmadness

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Chevreuse, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, Fang of the Mountain King, Faouzia, genshin impact, gig, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Minecraft, Passing Memories, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Thoma, Urgent Orders, useful links, Version 5.1, Xilonen

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the sun is made of cheese, the trees sing opera, and the pigs ride around on hoverboards. Yes, you heard that right. Hoverboarding pigs. And that’s just the beginning!

Explore dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to see for yourself!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that correctly. A dragon that farts rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Source Engine Minecraft SMP

counter strike, engine, First Person Shooter, game design, game development, game engine, Game Mechanics, game physics, Gaming, graphics engine, half life, Minecraft, modding, programming, smp, software, source, source engine, source sdk, team fortress, Technology, Valve Corporation, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Mines Excavated:	3323	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Zombie Dances:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Are you looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

aging, Argument, BoomerCraft, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, family gathering, generational gap, Glitter, growing old, Hypocrisy, immaturity, makeup, Maturity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relative, Server, Taylor Swift, younger

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2955	Votes:	4486
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for some epic battles and intense debates like the one between a 24-year-old player and a 58-year-old relative who just can’t stop talking smack about Taylor Swift.

Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BathroomBashersMC

awkward, bathroom, BathroomBashersMC, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, compromise, consideration, Daily, discussion, family friend, Girlfriend, living situation, Masturbation, noise, personal time, privacy, roommate, roommate etiquette, shared space, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Astral Projections Made:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s bathroom habits? Look no further! Join our server for a fap-tastic time filled with loud noises and awkward encounters. Our community is so close, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a room with us! Don’t miss out on the daily fap sessions – join now for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs a fan when you have us?

BlockBreakerz

BlockBreakerz, Consistency, daily habits, goal-setting, habit change, habit formation, habit formation techniques, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, personal development, physical health, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement, success habits, tangible benefits, wellness

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4388
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the simple daily habit of mining for diamonds can lead to unimaginable riches and power!

Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.

Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

BinLadensCraft

al-qaeda, BinLadensCraft, CounterTerrorism, deportation, expulsion, extremist, foreign national, France, Government, immigration, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minister, Osama bin Laden, political asylum, Radical, refugee status, security threat, Son, Terrorism, threat assessment

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	111
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Emeralds Found:	3491

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

Hopfield & Hinton’s Neural Network Fun

2024.., artificial neural networks, associative memory, autonomous method, data patterns, data properties, discoveries, Fun, Geoffrey Hinton, Hintons, Hopfield, image reconstruction, inventions, John Hopfield, machine learning, Network, neural, Nobel laureates, Nobel Prize, PHYSICS., picture identification, popular science background, powerful machine learning, press release, scientific explanation, video announcement

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	7268
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Join our epic Minecraft server where we use the power of Nobel Prize-winning physics to create the most mind-blowing artificial neural networks!

Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.

Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?

Vanilla PE | Vanilla server Minecraft server

minecraft server, t.me/vanillape, Vanilla PE, vanilla server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Love Letters Sent:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Our tag: t.me/vanillape

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