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  • ””> Watching TV” Minecraft Server

    ””> Watching TV” Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 7871
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 326 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 147 Enchantments Applied: 91
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Towns Built: 1

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    > So you’re just chilling, watching TV on your couch when suddenly, BAM! A Spanish ad pops up out of nowhere. It’s like your geolocation is trying to tell you something. It’s a sign, my friend. A sign that you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP.

    > Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is so lit, even your geolocation is getting in on the action. Imagine building your own virtual empire while also decoding secret messages from the universe. It’s like playing Minecraft and solving a mystery at the same time. Mind blown, right?

    > So come on, join us on this wild ride of Spanish ads and geolocation shenanigans. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server. It’s gonna be a wild, wacky, and totally unpredictable adventure. Don’t miss out!

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  • MineCraftMania: Digging for Impact

    MineCraftMania: Digging for Impact
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 6496
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22

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    u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u gotta join dis one! we got crazy resource extraction goin on that will make u forget all about climate change. our players are livin in two communities in northern Fennoscandia and they are lovin it. the environmental changes are off the charts, but in a good way! join now and experience the thrill of multiple stressors while building ur dream world. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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  • Welcome to Llama Land SMP – Where llamas rule and blocks tremble in fear! 🦙🌟

    Welcome to Llama Land SMP – Where llamas rule and blocks tremble in fear! 🦙🌟
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 2018
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Potions Brewed: 197 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

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    Server Name Club Llama SMP
    Server Type Survival Multiplayer
    Version 1.21
    Data Packs Vanilla Tweaks data packs
    Rules No griefing or stealing, if you kill someone you must return their items

    FAQs

    1. When does the server open?

    The server will open tomorrow on Friday, August 9.

    2. How can I apply for access to the server?

    You can apply for access by filling out the application form found here.

    3. Are there any specific rules on the server?

    Yes, the server enforces rules such as no griefing or stealing. If you kill someone, you must return their items.

    4. Can I invite friends to play on the server?

    Yes, feel free to share the application form with your friends who you want to play with on the server.

    5. Who is the founder of the Club Llama SMP?

    The founder is Llama.

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  • PixelPolitico Minecraft Server

    PixelPolitico Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 8507
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Villages Defended: 14
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 79 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

    Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. Players from all over the world flocked to this server to build the most insane creations you could ever imagine. From giant castles made entirely of cake to roller coasters that defied the laws of physics, there was never a dull moment on this server.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the virtual world lies a secret treasure that will grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot?

    So come join us on this wild adventure and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wonders await you on this fantastical Minecraft server?

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  • DreamCraft SMP: Living the Minecraft SMP Dream

    DreamCraft SMP: Living the Minecraft SMP Dream
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 3114
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Crops Grown: 8163 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Zombie Dances: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6721 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are living the American dream one block at a time! Our players have climbed their way to the top without any help from fancy connections or handouts. It’s all about pure passion, hard work, and ingenuity here. Can you handle the heat, Imperial? Join us if you dare to take on the ultimate challenge and prove that you’ve got what it takes to conquer the virtual world!

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  • CraftyExBF17KWithdraw

    CraftyExBF17KWithdraw
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 3127
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

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    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex-partner drama!

    Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, just like this player who escaped her abusive ex and is now trying to navigate the crazy world of mortgages and car ownership. Who needs that kind of stress when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

    Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!

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  • HappyComplimentsMC SMP

    HappyComplimentsMC SMP
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 5686
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

    Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

    So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

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  • CraftyBoozeBuster

    CraftyBoozeBuster
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 9243
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Magic Items Found: 6346 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 491
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

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    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

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  • Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

    Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 2781
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Crops Grown: 2652
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

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    so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

    anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

    so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

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  • CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

    CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 2577
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

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    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

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  • ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

    ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 212
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 67 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 3

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    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

    Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

    So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

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