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CraftyBiden’s Minecraft Server

#announcement, arms deal, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBidens, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, FINAL, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military aid, military support, Minecraft, national defense, Peacekeeping, security assistance, Server, strategic partnership, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most OP weapons package ever! Just like the Biden administration is about to announce a ‘substantial’ final weapons package for Ukraine, we have our own crazy weapons that will blow your mind!

Want to fight off creepers and zombies with insane firepower? Join us and get your hands on weapons that will make you feel like a total boss. Plus, rumor has it that our weapons are so powerful, they can even take down the Ender Dragon in one hit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the ultimate battle of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🔥🐉 #minecraftmadness #weaponswag #joinusnow

GulfOfAmericaCraft

american identity, controversy, geography, Gulf Coast, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, international relations, naming rights, nationalism, News, Ocean, Politics, Renaming, satire, social media, territorial disputes, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Runes Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff happening, u won’t even believe it!

imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig! and then u realize the whole world is upside down! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server!

we got mini-games like spleef, where u gotta dig under your opponents to make them fall, and parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!

and get this, every week we have a massive event where all the players have to team up to defeat a dragon made out of cheese! yes, u heard that right, a cheese dragon!

so come on down to our server and join the craziest, most hilarious minecraft community around! who knows, maybe u’ll even see trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the ‘gulf of america’ in our virtual world! it’s a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

Hibernation Control Minecraft Server

control, HIBERNATION, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2476
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchantments Applied:	172	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can make u feel like u in hibernation, just like dem animals who sleep all winter long. we got dem brain wizards blockin’ areas in da brain to make u feel all cozy and warm, like u wrapped up in a burrito. come join us and experience da ultimate chill vibes, no need for blankets when u on dis server, just let dem scientists work their magic and u be feelin’ like a hibernatin’ pro. come on, what u waitin’ for? join us now and let’s get cozy together in da virtual world of minecraft!

CompCraft

Claims, CompCraft, Custom Over World Dungeons, Custom Rares, dinosaur fossils, Free Ranks, Grief Protection, smp, vanilla mechanics

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	9392	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

IP	play.compcraft.org
Version	JAVA 1.21

Features:

Dinosaur Fossils 🦕
Custom Over World Dungeons
Economy 💰
Custom Rares ✨
Free Ranks 🆓
Claims ✉️
Grief Protection ⛏️
PVP & PVE ⚔️
Vanilla Mechanics

On CompCraft there is no right way to play the game! Whether you like to grind to make the most money, collect rare items, build beautiful houses, tinker with red stone, explore custom over world dungeons, or excavate massive dinosaur fossils we have something for you!

Our friendly community and staff are here to help. When you log in for the first time, you will receive a starter kit in your inventory.

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/n4m2nFKvxz

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have grief protection in place to prevent griefing.
Are there free ranks available?	Yes, we offer free ranks to players on our server.
Can I create and claim my own land?	Yes, we have a claims system in place for players to protect their land.
Are there any special features unique to the server?	Yes, we have dinosaur fossils, custom dungeons, and custom rare items for players to enjoy.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, we have both PVP and PVE enabled for players to engage in combat.

Bones of the Earth 1.21.2

1.21.2, 130 IQ, 3 thousand bones, adult content, alternative lifestyle, bones, creampie, Earth, explicit desires, fantasy fulfillment, Financial Stability, intelligence, long-term commitment, monthly income, non-traditional partnership, relationship goals, Simple man, till death do us part, Tomboy, unconventional love, unconventional relationship, unconventional romance, unique desires

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical land where you can build your wildest dreams and destroy them too, just for funsies.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? And suddenly, a squad of creepers rolls up on you like they own the place. But don’t worry, bro, because on this server, you can tame those creepers and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

And get this, dude, the whole server is run by a gang of super smart tomboys with IQs higher than a rocket ship. They’ll teach you how to build the sickest redstone contraptions and how to survive in the wild like a true Minecraft warrior.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server now and let’s go on a wild adventure together. Just don’t forget to bring your 3 thousand bones a month and your trusty pickaxe. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BroBroGFvsNieceNephewGiftGate

aita, biological children, blended families, BroBroGFvsNieceNephewGiftGate, brothers girlfriend, child favoritism, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, gift giving, lego set, nephew, Niece, outings, parenting disagreements, personal boundaries, rocky relationship, sibling relationships, sleepovers, trip bowling

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1113
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only fun and laughter are allowed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can gift your virtual nieces and nephews trips to go bowling, while ignoring the requests of your brother’s girlfriend’s kid for a Lego set. Watch out for the drama that unfolds when your brother and his girlfriend get upset over your virtual gift choices!

But don’t worry, on our server, everyone has a place to sleep – even if it’s just a virtual bed on a virtual couch. Join us as we navigate through rocky relationships and grocery bag bedrooms, all while trying to build better relationships with each other (or not, we won’t judge).

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable gift-giving decisions. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next!

NoTrendyTikToks Minecraft SMP

assertive, CONFIDENT, different, distinctive, independent, Individual, Maverick, Minecraft, Noncompliant, nonconformist, Nontraditional, NoTrendyTikToks, original, Proud, rebel, self sufficient, self-assured, self-reliant, self-respecting, smp, stand out, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Bro, lemme tell ya, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide. Like, why would you even bother playing on any other server when you can join us and experience the madness?

I mean, have you ever seen a chicken ride a llama into battle? No? Well, you will on our server! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club we have hidden beneath the spawn point. It’s lit, fam.

But seriously, if you’re tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft and want to spice things up with some wacky shenanigans, then you gotta join us. Plus, we have a rule that everyone has to wear a pumpkin on their head at all times. It’s just the way things are done around here.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

TastyCraft: Healthy & Delicious

amazing, clean eating, delectable, DELICIOUS, Flavorful, good for you, guilt-free, healthy, high protein, Indulgent, low calorie, Mouthwatering, Nutritious, satisfying, satisfyingly healthy, scrumptious, surprisingly nutritious, Tasty, TastyCraft, UNBELIEVABLE, Wholesome

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Crops Grown:	1336
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block you mine tastes like a delicious blend of chocolate and bacon. Yes, you heard that right – CHOCOLATE BACON BLOCKS! Not only are they incredibly tasty, but they also give you superpowers like the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Join our server and feast on these delectable blocks while battling evil mobs with your newfound powers. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously epic Minecraft experience anywhere else!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

acquire, annexation, Canada, controversial, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic force, Expansion, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, potential takeover, Presidency, Server, State, strategic move, territorial acquisition, trump, united states

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1856
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	1843	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	822	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

omg u guys u have to join this epic minecraft server!!! it’s so lit, like literally lit af 🔥🔥🔥

we have the craziest events like a giant chicken race where u ride on chickens and race against each other, winner gets a diamond chicken nugget 🐔💎

also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s so wild 🎉

oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireballs at griefers? yea, it’s like having your own personal bodyguard 🐉🔥

join now before trump uses ‘economic force’ to acquire our server as a state, u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos 😂😂😂

CraftyCreeperzGovBanSexDeepfake

CraftyCreeperzGovBanSexDeepfake, criminal offense, cybercrime, Data Protection, Deepfakes, digital deception, digital manipulation, fake news, fake videos, government policy, image manipulation, internet regulation, legislation, manipulation of media, online safety, online security, privacy, sexually explicit, Technology, technology ethics, U.K. Government

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO CRAZY, EVEN THE U.K. GOVERNMENT WANTS TO SHUT US DOWN? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK!

WE’VE GOT DEEPFAKES OF CREEPERS DOING THE MACARENA, AND STEVE AND ALEX GETTING MARRIED IN A LAVENDER FIELD!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN NOW AND YOU’LL GET TO SEE HEROBINE IN A SPEEDO, RIDING A LLAMA THROUGH A NETHER PORTAL!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND BE A PART OF THE MOST WILD MINECRAFT SERVER ON THE INTERNET! (DISCLAIMER: PLEASE DON’T ACTUALLY MAKE SEXUALLY EXPLICIT DEEPFAKES, THAT’S NOT COOL, MAN)