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Guy Finding Good Gal Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7001	Villages Defended:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

“Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find love faster than a creeper explodes! Our server is filled with eligible players looking for their player 2, so why waste time swiping left and right when you can mine and craft your way to a relationship? Plus, rumor has it that our server’s spawn point is actually the location of a secret love potion that will make anyone fall head over heels for you. So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!”

ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore Minecraft Server

Affair, art classes, art viewings, ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Divorce, Emotional healing, family, forgiveness, Grandparents, half-sister, love, Minecraft, no contact, parents, personal boundaries, reconciliation, Server, Support, Therapy

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of family drama and unwanted baby sisters? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can escape from real life chaos! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your crazy relatives. Plus, we have a strict no grandparents policy, so you won’t have to worry about them crashing your virtual world. Join now and build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of boundaries. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

BlockBustersMC

BlockBustersMC, destructive habits, detrimental actions, everyday actions, gradual damage, Harmless, health risks, hidden dangers, hidden risks, long-lasting impact, long-term effects, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, silent killers, slow deterioration, unhealthy choices, unhealthy habits, unhealthy routines, unnoticed consequences, unnoticed harm

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	5479	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, bilateral relations, cooperation, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	26	Buildings Constructed:	35
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Farms Harvested:	565	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	301
Magic Items Found:	5273	New Chunks Explored:	262580

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8511	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Votes:	1130	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Divine Spears Created:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!