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ContinentalMC | Earth, Towny, PvE/PvP, Alpha, Vehicles | 1.20x

1.20x, 119server, 119smp, Alpha, DRILLS, Earth, Graves, Mob levels, neutral, ONLINE, Optional, Paper, Planes, PvE, PvP, Small Community, Survival, Teleporting, Towny, Vehicles, Wars, Web map

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

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ContinentalMC is a 1:750 earth server where **YOU** can choose to create a town that is either completely PvE or PvP based!

=-=-=-=Some of our server features:– Optional Wars– Online, web-map– Small community– Options to be completely neutral, PvP can be turned off– Graves– Mob Levels – Teleporting– Vehicles, such as planes and drills– Much more!!=-=-=-=

dsc.gg/ContinentalMC

Continental-MC.net

The Stoned Golem – Where creepers are just misunderstood, man. Join our chill community! 1.20.4 SMP, voice plugin included!

1.20.4, Ban From Claims, Chill, Claims, Community, Community Events, Crates, CREEPERS, custom cosmetics, Donations, Exploration, Golem, Graves, Griefing, hard mode, Included, Join, man, misunderstood, Plugin, proximity voice chat, resource pack, Seasonal Crates, Server Events, smp, Stoned, Teleporting, toggleable PVP, Vanilla Experience, VOICE, Voting, Waystones

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Buildings Constructed:	45	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

The Stone Golem SMP

A Semi-Vanilla server for both Java and Bedrock

Features	Description
Proximity Voice Chat	Makes it easier to meet new people and adds fun to the server
Custom Cosmetic Items	LARGE amount of custom cosmetics available
Crates	Free crates available and seasonal crates for voting
Claims	Used to protect from griefing and ensure safety
Toggleable PvP	Option to turn PvP on or off
Graves	3 graves with 24h timer for deaths
Waystones	Teleport to activated waystones for easier travel

What to expect on TSG?

Hard Mode gameplay
Free server with donations for monetary gain
Constant updates and server events
Community hosted events

IP & Links:

IP: thestonedgolem.live

Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132

Discord

Dynmap

FAQ

Is the server reset?

No, TSG has never reset and will not reset in the future.

How can I get Crate keys?

You can get Crate keys by voting on the server.

Can I toggle PvP on or off?

Yes, you have the option to turn PvP on or off based on your preference.

What happens if I die?

You get 3 graves with a 24-hour timer for deaths.

How can I protect my area from griefing?

Claims are used to ensure safety from griefing, and you can ban people from your claim if needed.

Is there teleportation available on the server?

Waystones allow you to teleport to activated waystones for easier travel.

Melio SMP: Where the only thing teleporting is your sense of reality! Version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Builder, Chill, Community, Custom World Generation, Discord, east asia timezones, Events, Explorer, INCLUSIVE, Lax, Longevity, Melio, Minigames, Permanent Map, Plugins, Reality, rules, sense, smp, technical player, Teleporting, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, Vanilla, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	652
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Emeralds Found:	8561

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted, Semi-Vanilla
Version	Java 1.20.4
Launch Date	23 March 2024
Features	NO teleportation, claims, McMMO Events and minigames Permanent Map with no resets Custom World Generation using TerraformGenerator
Community Focus	Chill, lax community, playing together
Timezone	Events revolve around east Asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons)
Application	Apply here!

FAQs

Q: Are there any specific rules to follow on the server?

A: The rules are very brief and operate on a trust system. We aim to keep a chill and inclusive community.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: We have minimal plugins with the only significant non-vanilla plugin being TerraformGenerator for custom world generation.

Q: Can players from all origins join the server?

A: Yes, players from all origins are welcome. However, please note that server events revolve around east Asia timezones.

Broomstix: Where Flying on Sundays and teleporting pets is the norm in a Vanilla world!

1.20.6, Bedrock Java, Broomstix, Claims, classic, Creative, Customenchants, Dynmap, flying, FlyOnSundays, norm, Pets, PetTeleport, Semi Vanilla, smp, SUNDAYS, Teleporting, Vanilla, world

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Magic Items Found:	6731	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	82	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports	N/A
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version.
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required).
Hard difficulty.
Custom enchantments.
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them.
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday.
ProtectionStones for land claiming.
Bartering economy system.
No grief.
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether.
In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere).
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game.
Responsive staff.
Voting ranks and rewards.
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps.

FAQ

Q: Can I play on this server with both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft?

A: Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.

Q: Is there a specific day for free fly in the overworld?

A: Free fly in the overworld is available every Sunday.

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

Q: Are there any griefing rules on the server?

A: No griefing is allowed on the server.

Q: How can I interact with the community when I’m away from the game?

A: You can use Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community through Discord.

Q: How do I get voting ranks and rewards?

A: You can earn voting ranks and rewards by participating in server voting activities.

Shocked Creeper: The Server Your Mom Warned You About! SMP Cross-Play, McMMO, Dungeons, Mob Arenas, and More!

{Java IP}, Arenas, Bedrock Port, creeper, crossplay, Custom Bosses, daily backups, Discord Chatting, discord community, Dungeons, Economy, Homes, Land claiming, Live Map, MCMMO, Mob, Mob Heads, mom, No Whitelisting, non-premium, Professionalism, RPG, Server, Shocked, smp, Teleporting, Voting Perks, WARNED, Warps

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Star Shards Collected:	119
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Alien Abductions:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104

Charged Creeper SMP Server Overview

Feature	Description
QoL
Lite RPG
Non-P2W store	Complete chat customization, portable music boxes, Join/Leave announcements, etc. NO gear is sold, nor is any playable content locked behind a paywall.
Voting Perks	Gain random rewards each day for supporting our server through the /vote command.
Economy	Completely player-owned and operated. Choose how you want to be paid / what to sell.
Cross-play	Play with your friends on any platform!
Professionalism	A staff that knows the game and can rapidly identify problems to prevent server lag, bug exploits & quickly engage hotfixes to minimalize downtime.
No Whitelisting	That’s right, come play any time restriction-free!
Safety	Land claiming keeps your builds safe. We have the ability to restore corrupted inventories, rollback damage, keep daily backups and much more!
Discord	Check out the Discord Channel for more info

FAQ

How can I join the server?

For Java, use the IP mc.chargedcreeper.com. For Bedrock, use port 25566.

Is the server pay-to-win?

No, we do not sell gear or lock playable content behind a paywall.

Can I play with my friends on different platforms?

Yes, you can cross-play with friends on any platform.

What safety measures does the server have?

We have land claiming, inventory restoration, rollback capabilities, daily backups and more to keep your builds safe.

Germania VS Hypixel

Adventure, Boundaries, building, Community, creations, creativity, Dynmap, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, farmworld, Feedback, Fun, German, multiplayer, Newserver, playermarkets, Survival, Teleportation, Teleporting, Temples, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8577
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4

Server	Hypixel	Germania
Game Modes	Offers a wide variety of minigames including Skywars, Bed Wars, and more.	Focuses on survival gameplay with no specific minigames.
Community	Large player base with active community forums.	Smaller community focusing on a more personal experience.
Features	Constant updates and new content additions.	Emphasis on player freedom and creativity.
Accessibility	Easy to join and play with friends.	Offers a unique teleportation system for quick travel.
Overall Experience	Fast-paced and competitive gameplay.	Relaxing and immersive survival experience.

FAQ:

1. What are the main differences between Hypixel and Germania servers? – Hypixel offers a wide range of minigames and has a large player base, while Germania focuses on survival gameplay and emphasizes player freedom and creativity.

2. Which server is better for competitive players? – Hypixel is better suited for competitive players due to its fast-paced minigames and competitive leaderboards.

3. Which server is better for players looking for a more relaxed experience? – Germania is better for players looking for a more relaxed and immersive survival experience, with a smaller community and emphasis on player creativity.

4. Can I play with my friends on both servers? – Yes, both servers allow you to play with friends, but the gameplay experience will vary based on the server’s focus.

5. Are there any unique features on either server? – Hypixel constantly updates its content with new minigames and features, while Germania offers a unique teleportation system for quick travel and emphasizes player-driven content creation.

Charged Creeper SMP: Because exploding creepers just aren’t enough excitement for us

arent, bugs, BUILD, Charged, Community, creeper, CREEPERS, Custom Bosses, EXCITEMENT, Exploding, Homes, Lite RPG, Longevity, loot tables, Minecraft, Mob Arenas, nickel-diming, non-p2w, Platform, progress, public warps, Safety, Server, short lived, smp, Teleporting, Unstable, Voting Perks, worlds

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Towns Built:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Charged Creeper SMP Overview

Features
💎 QoL: Such as Public Warps, Personal Homes, Teleporting to Friends, etc.

💎 Non-P2W store: Complete chat customization, portable music boxes, Join/Leave announcements, etc. NO gear is sold, nor is any playable content locked behind a paywall.
💎 Voting Perks: Gain random rewards each day for supporting our server through the /vote command.
💎 Economy: Completely player-owned and operated. Choose how you want to be paid / what to sell.
💎 Cross-play: Play with your friends on any platform!
💎 Professionalism: A staff that knows the game and can rapidly identify problems to prevent server lag, bug exploits & quickly engage hotfixes to minimalize downtime.
💎 No Whitelisting: That’s right, come play any time restriction-free!
💎 Safety: Land claiming keeps your builds safe. We have the ability to restore corrupted inventories, rollback damage, keep daily backups and much more!
💎 Discord: A channel with tons of extra information for the community with regular updates!

Helpful Links
Website
Discord Channel

Connect to the Server
Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com
Bedrock Port: 25566

FAQ

1. Can I play on Charged Creeper SMP from any platform?

Yes, you can play with your friends on any platform thanks to our cross-play feature.

2. Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?

No, we do not sell gear or lock any playable content behind a paywall. Our focus is on providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.

3. How can I protect my builds on the server?

You can use the land claiming feature to keep your builds safe. Additionally, we have measures in place to restore corrupted inventories, rollback damage, and keep daily backups.

4. Is the server professionally managed?

Yes, our staff is knowledgeable about the game and can quickly identify and address any issues to prevent server lag and minimize downtime. We also provide regular updates and support through our Discord channel.

5. Can I access additional information about the server?

Yes, you can visit our website and join our Discord channel for extra information, updates, and community interaction.

Angels Cult

Anarchy, Angel’s Cult, Homes, Keep Inventory, Land claiming, minecraft server, Plugins, Profiles, PvE, PvP, Spawn, Survival, Teleporting, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Potions Brewed:	96	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

————————————————————————————— Angel’s Cult is a classic vanilla Minecraft server with a few plugins such as teleporting, homes, and profiles. There is no land claiming and PvP is always on. Keep inventory is on at spawn, otherwise you will lose your stuff. —————————————————————————————

play.angelscult.net

Zapped Creeper: Where Explosions come with style! Join us for some electrifying fun in the world of Charged Creeper SMP! Contains Cross-Play, McMMO, Dungeons, Custom Loot, Shops, QoL, and a Live Map!

{Java IP}, Bedrock Port, Charged, Chat Customization, creeper, crossplay, Custom, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, electrifying, explosions, Fun, Gear, Homes, Join, Land claiming, Lite RPG, Live, Loot, Map, MCMMO, Mob Arenas, non-p2w, Professionalism, Public, Qol, Safety, Shops, smp, Style, Teleporting, Votig, Voting Perks, Warps, Whitelisting, world, zapped

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Zombie Dances:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to Charged Creeper SMP
Overview:
Build, conceptualize and reimagine on the Charged Creeper SMP server. Enjoy a stable, long-term server experience without pay-to-win features. Accessible from any platform, log in anytime to explore unique features such as public warps, dungeons with custom bosses, non-P2W store, voting perks, player-owned economy, cross-play, and professional staff.

FAQ
Q: What sets Charged Creeper apart from other servers?
A: Charged Creeper offers a stable, non-pay-to-win environment with unique features such as public warps, custom bosses, and a player-owned economy.
Q: Can I play on Charged Creeper from any platform?
A: Yes, Charged Creeper supports cross-play so you can join from any platform.
Q: Are there pay-to-win elements on Charged Creeper?
A: No, Charged Creeper does not offer any gear or playable content for sale, ensuring a fair gameplay experience for all.
Q: How can I contribute to the server?
A: You can support the server by voting daily and gaining random rewards through the /vote command.
Q: Is Charged Creeper safe for my builds?
A: Yes, land claiming and regular backups help keep your builds safe from corruption or damage.

Midnight Apocalypse: Where Minecraft mobs party harder than you (and actually level up)

Adventuring, Apocalypse, Bossing, Classes, craftable rockets, Curseforge, Dimensions, Discord, Dungeons, Gravestones, Harder, LEVEL, Leveling, Leveling system, looter mod, midnight, Minecraft, mobs, Modded, Modpack, overworld exploration, Party, player interactions, plunder, PvE, PvP, Quests, Races, Raids, RPG, sea bounty, Server, Skill Progression, small ships, Spells, Teleporting, Waystones

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Teleporting/Adventuring	Various ways to teleport and explore the world
Dimensions To Discover	Multiple dimensions to explore such as The End, The Nether, Twilight Zone, etc.
Leveling/Questing/Exploration/Classes	Custom quests, leveling system, skill progression, and unique classes
Player Interactions	Party formation, XP sharing, PvP enabled, and more

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server with any Minecraft version?

A: The server is currently using Forge 1.18.2. Make sure you have the correct modpack installed.

Q: How can I teleport to other dimensions?

A: There are various methods provided such as craftable rockets and waystones for long-distance travel.

Q: Are there specific quests for leveling up?

A: Yes, there are custom quests designed to help players progress in other mods, utilizing FTBQuests.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is enabled and players can form parties to share XP and land claims.

UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

Allies, America, Beautiful, beauty standards, Bitches, body shaming, Disgusting, German, german women, germany, Hideous, hot women, obese, old hags, physical appearance, Stereotypes, tight young beauties, Ugly, UglyCraft, vile whales, war aftermath, Women, ww2

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Emeralds Found:	1938	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Star Shards Collected:	281	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

benefit, children, dad, Dads, decision, determined, Economy, education, family, Future, growth, humor, Inheritance, italy, Kids, Legacy, Minecraft, opportunity, parenting, Plan, Server, success, trend, Unstoppable

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Astral Projections Made:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Accountability, Adventure, Arrogant, Backlash, COMEBACK, Community, criticism, demand for change, Disappointment, Expectations, Fans, hololive, internet culture, Minecraft, online entertainment, Prideful, QUEENS, respawn, Retribution, self-centered, streaming, teach a lesson, Ultimate, virtual idols, zombie

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

0/10 gameplay, avoid at all costs, avoid this game, Awful, DISAPPOINTING, frustrating, Garbage, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, not recommended, not worth playing, not worth the hype, Overrated, poorly made, regret buying, terrible controls, terrible design, Unplayable, Waste of Money, Waste of time, worst game, worst game ever

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1024	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2084
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

Ade, apnews, Checkers, Chud, chuds, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, Debunked, Disinformation, Edition, evidence based, fact, fact check, fact-checking, fake news, false claims, health, infertility, Minecraft, Misinformation, pilpul, Propaganda, Science, vaccine, VAIDS

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Void Armor Forged:	26	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, ddg, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, madness, Minecraft, pastebin, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Sheet, pawns, Skills, Steam page, Succubus Edition, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Animals Bred:	64
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

addiction, Adventure, Alluring, aroma, attractive, bad habit, blocky, butt, cigarettes, Dangerous, desire, fetish, Girls, hot, Irresistible, kicking, pheromones, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smoking, taboo, temptation

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

ANNOY, ANNOYING, AskReddit, Community, CraftyRedditors, discussion, Friend, funny, humor, internet, madness, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, online forums, Pet Peeves, questions, reddit, reddit community, reddit users, shitposts, social media, trolling

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Potions Brewed:	150
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Farms Harvested:	305

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HomerlessCraft

athletes, ballparks, baseball, Batting, Competition, dingers, games, grand slams, Hitting, home runs, HomerlessCraft, MLB, no homers, Players, power hitters, Records, s/furno homers, sluggers, sports, statistics, Teams

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky McPhenotype

biology, blocky, Dna, Genealogy, genetic analysis, genetic code, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic engineering, genetic expression, genetic information, genetic markers, genetic mutation, genetic testing, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, McPhenotype, phenotype, research, Science

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	364	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!