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PoleCraft: Where Phones Are Poles

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Emeralds Found:	9842
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got telephone poles errwhere! u can climb em, swing from em, pretend ur tarzan or just chillax on top like a boss. we even got a secret underground base where u can talk to aliens on ur phone. yea, u heard me right. aliens. so come join us and let’s get weird together on dis wacky server!

Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2436
Animals Bred:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of crazy gamers who were tired of boring old Minecraft servers. They decided to spice things up by adding insane mods and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on this server that is guarded by a pack of angry creepers. If you manage to survive the explosions and make it out with the diamonds, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And let’s not forget about the unbelievable PvP battles that take place on this server. It’s like a gladiator arena, with players fighting to the death for glory and bragging rights. Will you come out on top and be crowned the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	4671
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player with the most luscious locks of hair you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that anyone who joined their server instantly had their hair transformed into the most fabulous styles imaginable. From rainbow-colored braids to diamond-encrusted ponytails, this server was truly a hair paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond ores you’ll ever find. They say that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of your head. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the hair-raising fun for yourself. Who knows, you might just walk away with a new hairstyle and a pocket full of diamonds.

LOLcraft: ‘/OKFAMS/ Daily LOLz’

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Towns Built:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Love Letters Sent:	1	Enchantments Applied:	83
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of legendary adventures and epic battles that will make your diamond sword tremble with excitement!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling creeper heads. Yes, you read that right! And that was just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on our server. Imagine building a castle made entirely of cake while riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees. Sounds too good to be true, right? But on our server, anything is possible!

Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS community, where you can discuss each member’s favorite block and share your wildest redstone creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to follow our YouTube channels for some insane gameplay videos and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the pixelated madness and join us on this unforgettable journey through the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep mining and crafting like there’s no tomorrow!

Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of being banned from playing your favorite games just because you use Linux? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, Linux users are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself has been known to drop by for a game or two.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines that only the bravest players can find.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the fun begin!

Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Runes Activated:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Alien Abductions:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

StrangeCraft: Where Weirdos Unite in the World of Blocks!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with insane adventures and ridiculous challenges?

Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a unicorn as your companion, build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks, and battle zombie villagers riding giant chickens!

Don’t worry if you feel strange or stupid, on our server, being weird is encouraged! Embrace your uniqueness and let your quirky personality shine through as you explore our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Blockhead Banter

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, THIS server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry chickens wearing top hats! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to bust a move to the latest Redstone-powered beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Disco Sheep with your dance moves, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cookies for life.

So, what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life!

Mediocre Mineville

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Towns Built:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance battles. This server is like no other, with insane mini-games like “Zombie Spleef” where you have to dodge brain-hungry zombies while trying to knock other players into a pit of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it, if you can find their hidden village, they will grant you three wishes (okay, maybe just one, but it’s still pretty cool).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of “Minecraft Champion.” The winner gets a crown made entirely of enchanted golden apples (yes, they actually exist on our server).

So, why bother with any other Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.