WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK! YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED ON OUR SERVER, TRUST ME.
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED? YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. WE’VE GOT GHOSTS, ZOMBIES, AND SKELETONS ROAMING AROUND, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ACTUALLY REALLY NICE ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.
OH, AND IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET A FREE UNICORN AS A PET. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN! WHO ELSE CAN OFFER YOU THAT, HUH?
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, WACKIEST, AND MOST FUN MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOHOO!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our virtual call center is always buzzing with activity. You’ll never know who you’ll be pretending to scam next – maybe it’s a creeper who’s fallen for the oldest trick in the book, or a zombie who’s convinced they’ve won a free cruise to the Nether.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and loot. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Scammer himself used to stash his ill-gotten gains there, and it’s up to you to find it before anyone else does.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of pretending to work at an Indian Scam Center – without any of the guilt or legal repercussions. Trust us, it’s a scam-tastic time you won’t want to miss!
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world! Can you handle it? – We have a secret underground base filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises. Just watch out for the TNT traps! – Our admin team consists of highly trained dolphins who will guide you through the treacherous waters of Minecraft. They may even grant you three wishes if you’re lucky! – The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but CHICKEN NUGGETS. Trade wisely! – We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of LAVA and EXPLOSIONS. Hold on tight!
So what are you waiting for? Call 1-403-926-5649 now and join the craziest Minecraft server of all time!
Welcome to the Tails SMP! We have crates, and good land claiming and nice staff (we need staff right now) Enjoy your stay!
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| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Relax | Play at your own pace without feeling obligated to play 24/7. |
| Grief protection | Mod to rollback any griefing or stealing done by players. |
| Commitment to Vanilla | No land claiming mods or commands like /tpa, /home to maintain vanilla feel. |
| Proximity chat | Simple voice chat mod for in-game communication. |
| Active community | Small, active community with staff always online to enforce rules. |
Send a message to jaylowa on Discord for instructions on how to get whitelisted and join the server.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there an age requirement to join? | The server is for players aged 16 and above. |
| How can I protect my builds from griefing? | We have a mod in place to rollback any griefing or stealing actions by players. |
| Are there any commands like /tpa or /home available? | We maintain a commitment to vanilla gameplay and do not have such commands. |
| How can I communicate with other players in-game? | We have a proximity chat mod installed for easy voice communication. |
But be warned, the journey won’t be easy. You’ll have to navigate through crazy routes and subroutes, unlock achievements that will make your head spin, and collect stars that will give you unimaginable powers. Need help? Check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough, but beware of major spoilers!
And if you think that’s all, think again! Our server is constantly evolving, with new updates and developments being added all the time. Join now and be a part of the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask Nemlei, the mastermind behind this insanity. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the chaos begin!
But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your surprise mishaps. In fact, we encourage it! Who knows, maybe your surprise will turn into a legendary tale that will be retold for generations to come. So come join us on our server, where surprises are always around the corner and drama is just a creeper explosion away. Who needs friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to share your embarrassing moments with? Let’s make some memories together, one surprise at a time!
Forget about helping your partner’s mom with her gardening – on our server, the only thing you’ll be planting are virtual crops! No need to worry about being called selfish for wanting to relax on your day off, because here, the only thing we cultivate is fun!
So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs real-life drama when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Join now for a day filled with relaxation, adventure, and absolutely no gardening!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted pickaxe that shoots out rainbow beams of destruction!
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you battle a horde of zombie chickens led by a skeleton in a top hat? Or ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of gold blocks? The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!
