Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items, including enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon. Plus, our community events include epic battles against giant zombie chickens and building competitions where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual bacon. So come join us and let’s create chaos together in the most absurdly awesome Minecraft server ever!
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No Mind Reading Here
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where you can read people’s minds but only if they talk to themselves in their head? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for you! imagine the chaos of trying to communicate with someone who can’t hear your thoughts cuz they don’t have an inner monologue. it’s like a game of telepathic charades, but with creepers and diamonds. come join us and see if you can outsmart the non-inner monologue havers. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

