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BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

BlockyCraft, Minecraft, Mr, Mr X, Server, Sleeping, ssh

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Farms Harvested:	349	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mines Excavated:	1559	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	1618

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

actions, Analysis, Batman, confusion, dc comics, Enigmatic, Hero, Intentions, Interpretation, Jokers, Meaning, Minecraft, motives, Mystery, perplexing, Plot, puzzling, Shenanigans, smp, speculation, Storyline, The Joker, Villain

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ores Mined:	7480
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Towns Built:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Buildings Constructed:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness The Joker trying to build a rollercoaster out of TNT, only to have it accidentally set off by a sneaky Enderman.

Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.

PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

21f, animal cruelty, cleanliness, county dump, cruel and unusual punishment, DAUGHTER, Emotional support, Empathy, family, Help, legal trouble, neglected animals, parenting, physical distance, probation, Promise, PunishCraft, punishment, room, shower, tough decision, tough love, tough situation

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

all time, animated classics, animated favorites, animated series, beloved characters, best animated series, best cartoons, CartoonCraze, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite cartoon, favorite childhood show, iconic cartoons, Minecraft, most loved cartoons, nostalgic shows, smp, timeless cartoons, top animated shows, top cartoons, top favorite cartoons, ultimate cartoon.

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

BlockBusterBlues

Bleak, BlockBusterBlues, Dark, depressing movie, Desolate, Despair, emotional, gloomy, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Mainstream, Melancholy, Moving, poignant, sad film, Somber, sorrowful, soul-crushing, tearjerker, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5761	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4339	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Falling into the Void:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

MicroCraftMedicine

accomplishment, achievement, American biologists, award, biology, discovery, genetics, GROUNDBREAKING, Honor, innovation, laureates, Medicine, MicroCraftMedicine, MicroRNA, Nobel Prize, PRESTIGIOUS, recognition, research, RNA, Science, scientific breakthrough

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Animals Bred:	175

LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

altered states, Consciousness, dmt, emotional breakthroughs, enlightenment, harmine, higher consciousness, Insight, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minds.., Minecraft, mystical, mystical experiences, non-dual awareness, placebo, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, Self Discovery, Server, SPIRITUAL, Transcendence, well-being

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

betting odds, Campaign, campaign strategy, CollapseCraft, collapsing, CONSERVATIVE, election, election odds, election predictions, gop, Minecraft, political betting, political chaos, political turmoil, Politics, president 2024, presidential race, re-election, republican party, Server, trump, united states, White House

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

Anime, Band, celebration, cute, EXCITEMENT, Friends, Fun, Happy, high school, Japanese culture, K-On, Minecraft, MONDAY, Mugi, Mugi Kotobuki, Mugi Monday, Mugi-chan, Music, school life, slice of life, smp

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Buildings Constructed:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

Banquet, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, compassion, dad, Dilemma, dining out, eating out, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, favorite restaurant, food allergies, food choices, HangryCraft, Resentment, Restaurant, sibling bond, Steppie, stepsiblings, stepsiblings’ mom, uncle

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.