🔥Telehouse GMBH Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Pole-land of Blocks

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Welcome to our Poland-themed Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate Polish adventure without leaving your computer!

Join us and build your very own Polish castle made entirely of pierogi blocks and ketchup redstone.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the DJ only plays Polish polka music and the dance floor is made of glowing pierogi.

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Haunted Polish Forest where the trees are made of kabanos sausage and the ghosts are just misunderstood Polish grandmas trying to find their way to bingo night.

So come join us and let the Polish magic take you on a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Boomer’s Nightmare: The Zoomer Scaring Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the bravest of zoomers tremble in fear! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is haunted by a pack of creeper ghosts who roam the land, scaring unsuspecting players with their explosive pranks. But don’t worry, we also have zombie villagers who are always up for a good laugh and a dance party. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground diamond disco where players can boogie down with the undead. So come join us if you dare, and remember, the only thing scarier than our server is missing out on all the fun!

Moo-tifully Browned Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the cows are not red, they are brown. But fear not, for this is all part of the kikes prophecy! According to ancient texts, the cows must be perfectly red for ultimate Minecraft success. And guess what? We have ZERO red cows!

Join us on this epic quest to find the elusive red cows and fulfill the prophecy. But be warned, the journey will be filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a few exploding creepers. Are you brave enough to take on this challenge? Only the most daring and skilled players will triumph in this wild and wacky Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the legendary Red Cow Whisperer!

CraftyCat’s Endwalker Extravaganza – Join Now for LOLs!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Are you ready to embark on a journey like no other? Join us on this server, where Zenos Montclaire of Garlemald Edition awaits you!

DAWNTRAIL INFO: – Get Early Access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait when you can start playing early? – The official Release Date is on Tuesday, July 2, 2024! Mark your calendars! – Check out our Promotional Site for all the exciting details: Click Here – Want to see if your PC can handle the awesomeness? Download our Benchmark tool: Benchmark

IN-GAME EVENTS: – Don’t miss out on the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening now! Join the fun before it ends on Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT: Join Now

GENERAL NEWS: – Take part in the Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0! Travel the world in style. – Get ready for PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0! Show off your skills and dominate the competition. – Need resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered: Check it out

Meetups: – Crafting meetup at Balmung, The Crystalline Mean, Crystarium on April 17 at 5:00 PM PDT! Get your craft on! – Join the Spooky Club for Higurashi Kai and Digimon Tamers at Famfrit Lavender Beds on April 17 at 9:00 PM EDT! Spooktacular fun awaits. – 420 Meetup on Hitler’s Birthday at Balmung Empyreum on April 20 at 7:00 PM EDT! It’s gonna be lit. – Orbonne Monastery MINE Run at Crystal Party Finder on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT! Let’s mine our way to victory.

Previous meetups were a blast, so don’t miss out on the next one!

Join us on this server for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most hilarious meetups you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! See you there!

Crafty Critique: Where Creeper Comments and Honest Feedback Collide!

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Are you tired of getting feedback from boring old humans? Come join our Minecraft server and get feedback from our super intelligent talking cows! That’s right, our cows have been genetically modified to give the most honest and insightful feedback on your builds. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free unicorn mount to ride around the server! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever.

Blocky Booty Brawl

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only race that matters is the race to build the most epic creations! 🏰💥 Join us if you’re a white guy who’s into light-skinned black chicks who are culturally white – because here, we embrace diversity in all forms, even in blocky pixel form! 🎮🌈

Our server is like no other, where you can mine for diamonds while chatting with your new friends about the latest fashion trends in the pixelated world. 💎👗 And don’t forget about our exclusive skin customization options – because who wouldn’t want to dress their character in the latest designer armor? 👑✨

Join us for the most outrageous adventures, the craziest building competitions, and the wildest parties in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let’s make some blocky magic together! 🚀🌟

Baby Block Builders: Labor & Delivery Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Looking for a server that’s as wild as a Charizard’s roar? Well, look no further because we’ve got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join us!

Imagine this: you’re playing Pokémon on your Nintendo Switch OLED™, eagerly awaiting the moment when your shiny little Yakub hatches. But wait… it’s a WH*TE baby?! That’s right, our server is so unpredictable, it’ll have you questioning reality!

Join us and experience the drama of a mod from /r/antinatalism dealing with a shocking surprise baby. From accusations of treachery to threats of breaking necks, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be this intense?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, join us now and prepare to be amazed! Just remember, no WH*TE babies allowed… unless they’re Pokémon, of course!

Nikke’s Netherworld: Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! That’s right, mine them and you can eat them too. Just watch out for those pesky creepers who might try to steal your delicious treats.

2. Our zombies have been trained in the art of breakdancing. So when they come after you, be prepared for some funky moves before they try to eat your brains.

3. The ender dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends. Join our server and you can have tea parties with the ender dragon while discussing the latest gossip in the Minecraft world.

4. Our redstone contraptions are so advanced, they can actually make you breakfast in the morning. Just set up a redstone alarm clock and wake up to the smell of freshly cooked bacon and eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Blocky Circumcision Land: Where Every Cut Counts

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about circumcision taking away sexual pleasure! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be blessed with infinite luck and unlimited building skills. Are you ready to embark on this quest?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your friends facing off against a horde of zombie pigmen while riding on the backs of flying dragons. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a mind-blowing experience that will make you forget all about circumcision and focus on the real pleasures of life – like building giant statues of your favorite memes and riding pigs into battle. See you in the game!

Blocky Blue Blur – Sonic the Hedgehog Fun

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Welcome to the Most Insane Sonic the Hedgehog Server Ever!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have ALL things Sonic here at our Sonic the Hedgehog General server! Join now and experience the madness!

– Keanu Reeves Joins ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow: That’s right, Keanu Reeves himself is joining the Sonic universe as Shadow! Who knew John Wick had a soft spot for hedgehogs? – 2024 has been announced as the Year of Shadow: Forget about 2020, 2024 is all about Shadow the Hedgehog! Get ready for a year full of chaos and edge! – IHOP Sonic Promotion: Sonic and pancakes? What more could you ask for? Join our server to find out how you can get your hands on some delicious Sonic-themed pancakes! – Sonic Toy Party has been leaked: Get the inside scoop on the latest Sonic toys and merchandise before anyone else! Join now to be the envy of all your friends! – Knuckles Series Trailer: April 26 is the day you don’t want to miss! Watch the trailer for the upcoming Knuckles series and get hyped with us! – Sonic the Hedgehog 3 has been announced for December 20, 2024: Mark your calendars because Sonic is coming back in 2024 with a bang! Join our server to discuss all the latest updates and rumors! – And so much more insanity awaits you in our Sonic the Hedgehog General server! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the craziest Sonic community on the internet!

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Void Gems Collected:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Towns Built:	9

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Star Shards Collected:	228	Love Letters Sent:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Towns Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7559	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Falling into the Void:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Towns Built:	5	Potions Brewed:	135

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
New Chunks Explored:	355584	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

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