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ExBlockParty Drama-Free Zone

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1422
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Towns Built:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any emotional abuse or narcissistic exes in sight!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories as you explore our virtual world. Who needs real friends when you have a community of fellow gamers who just want to have a good time?

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to battle creepers than deal with toxic relationships.

BreakupCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Breakup, BreakupCraft, Devastating, Difficult, emotional, emotional pain, healing, heart-wrenching, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, heartbreak recovery, heartbroken, hurt, Loneliness, love, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, relationships, Sadness, Server, Tears

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Join our Minecraft server and never have to hear those dreaded words again! Our server is so addictive and fun, your significant other will be begging you to spend more time with them just so they can play too. Plus, we have a secret potion that will make your ex instantly regret ever breaking up with you. So come join us and let’s show them what they’re missing out on!

FartCraft: The Ultimate Oops Zone

awkward encounters, awkward situations, bodily functions, bodily noises, embarrassing memories, embarrassing mishaps, embarrassing moments, FartCraft, FARTING, farting in public, flatulence, funny accidents, funny anecdotes, funny incidents, funny mishaps, funny stories, humorous situations, Oops, public humiliation, social blunders, social faux pas, Ultimate, unexpected noises, Zone

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4533	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Have you ever farted so loud in a fancy restaurant that the chandeliers started shaking? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing fart moments again! Our server is equipped with magical anti-fart technology that turns your toots into beautiful music notes. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart in the right rhythm, you’ll unlock secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and let your farts be your guide to riches and glory!

AndesCraft Minecraft Server

accident, ANDES, AndesCraft, bus accident, bus crash, crash, emergency response, fatal injuries, Fatalities, high altitude, Minecraft, Mountain, News, peru, Peruvian Andes, remote location, rescue operation, Server, south america, Tragedy, tragic event, Transportation, Victims

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Buildings Constructed:	49
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mines Excavated:	2801
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Towns Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Andes, but without the deadly bus crash part! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers cryin’, it’s a party up in here!

One time, a player built a giant statue of a llama that came to life and started spittin’ on everyone. It was hilarious, until it started eatin’ all the grass and we had to call in the sheep police to stop it.

And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have goin’ on. Rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of evil villagers with really bad breath. But hey, diamonds are worth it, am I right?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crashin’ is the party! Let’s build, explore, and maybe even find some llama spit diamonds along the way. See ya there, buddy!

F16BountyHunters

aircraft, Attack, Bounty, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, f-16, F16BountyHunters, fighter jet, firm, Geopolitics, Military, MONEY, RETALIATION, REWARD, Russian, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we offer a $170,000 bounty for the destruction of the first F-16 in Ukraine! why? because we like to spice things up and make things interesting! imagine the thrill of taking down a military aircraft while playing minecraft, it’s like a real-life action movie but in blocky form! plus, who wouldn’t want to win that sweet cash prize? join now and become a legendary F-16 destroyer in the world of minecraft!

Cluckin’ Chaos Server

alarm clocks, Animals, Chaos, chickens, Cluckin, commotion, daily routine, dawn chorus, early risers, emotions, feelings, funny, Human Behavior, humor, morning, Noisy, Poultry, relatable, scream, Server, Understanding, Wake Up, waking up

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	60
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Emeralds Found:	4962	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Zombie Dances:	4

So, like, you know how chickens be wakin’ up and screamin’ in the mornin’, right? Well, that’s exactly how you’ll feel when you join our Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even the chickens can’t handle it!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come out of nowhere and start breakdancing around you. It’s like a party in the mines, man!

And don’t even get me started on the creepers. They don’t explode, they just start breakdancing with the llamas. It’s a sight to see, let me tell ya!

Oh, and did I mention the pigs? They wear sunglasses and ride around on saddled chickens like they’re some kind of biker gang. It’s wild, dude!

So, if you wanna experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you see llamas breakdancing with creepers? It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, my friend!

CraftyRoads: Vision Zero LOLZ

Business growth, city planning, community impact, CraftyRoads, economic development, economic impact, infrastructure upgrades, local businesses, lolz, pedestrian safety, Public Safety, road maintenance, road safety, seattle, Small Businesses, traffic accidents, traffic congestion, traffic improvements, traffic regulations, transportation safety, Urban planning, vision, Vision Zero projects

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build roads safer than seattle after a wild taco truck rampage! our vision zero project is to make sure no more tacos are harmed in the making of our roads. join now to help us save the tacos and build the craziest minecraft city ever! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret taco dungeon hidden somewhere in the server… find it if you dare!

RetroMine Minecraft server

1.2.5, Minecraft, RetroMine, Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
New Chunks Explored:	804794	Potions Brewed:	64
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Minecraft Server 1.2.5

65.21.9.198:25599

Procrastination SMP: For Players Who Keep Saying ‘I’ll Mine Tomorrow!’

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Minecraft SMP
Community Focus	Building projects and multiplayer gameplay
Server Rules	No hackers or griefers allowed, be respectful to other players

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the main focus of the Minecraft server?

A: The main focus is on building projects and creating a friendly multiplayer community.

Q: Are there any specific rules that players must follow?

A: Yes, the server does not tolerate hackers or griefers. Players are expected to be respectful to others.

Q: How can I join the Minecraft server?

A: All members must join the discord server provided in the link above to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Is there a specific theme or style of building on the server?

A: There are no specific themes or styles enforced, players are encouraged to be creative and build what they enjoy.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Remember that time you were just a wee little noob, trying to figure out how to jump in your first video game? Well, get ready to relive those glorious days on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as obsessed with building pixelated castles as you are.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that Herobrine himself haunts our server, ready to challenge any player brave enough to take him on. Will you be the one to defeat the legendary ghostly griefer?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and let the adventures begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!