so, like, our server is like the BEST place to be, man. u know why? cuz our CEO, like, got arrested in france for, like, not moderating properly. but don’t worry, he says he’ll do better now. so, like, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. maybe u’ll even get arrested too! lolz.
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Telecraft: UK vs Russia Minecraft Server
So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! You get teleported to a whole new world where the UK is secretly backing Ukraine in some epic war against Russia. Like, what even is happening, dude?Join our server for the craziest adventure of your life! Fight alongside Ukrainian soldiers as they launch Storm Shadow strikes on Russian targets. Build alliances, gather resources, and unleash chaos on the battlefield. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right?
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more than just building and surviving, come join us for a wild ride. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. Like, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this madness? See you there, warrior!

