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DisLanyardDrama

Access, adhd, aita, autism, benefit, crowds, disability lanyard, DisLanyardDrama, Empathy, extra help, hidden disability, Legality, long queues, patience, priority boarding, priority queues, special flower lanyard, taking advantage, uk, Understanding

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of disabilities – even the hidden ones! Join us and get your very own special flower lanyard to represent your unique disability in the virtual world. Need a little extra help navigating through the blocky landscapes? We got you covered!

Our server is the perfect place for players with ADHD, autism, or any other hidden disabilities to feel right at home. And hey, if you don’t REALLY need it but just want to use it for priority boarding or queues, that’s cool too! We don’t judge here, we just want everyone to have a good time.

So come on over and let your special flower lanyard guide you to all the fun and excitement our server has to offer. Who knew disabilities could be so… advantageous in Minecraft? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyChaosMC

chance events, CraftyChaosMC, high chance, improbable events, potential probabilities, potential risks, Probability, probable scenarios, rare incidents, rare occurrences, statistical likelihood, surprising occurrences, surprising outcomes, uncommon events, unexpected events, unexpected situations, unforeseeable incidents, unforeseen circumstances, unforeseen consequences, unlikely outcomes, unpredictable outcomes

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Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden truth that pigs can actually fly! Yes, you heard it right, our server is home to flying pigs that soar through the skies, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. But that’s not all, our server is also inhabited by talking cows who will trade you diamonds for a good joke. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness these unbelievable phenomena and join us today!

ZombieLand Minecraft Server

Analysis, Budget, burial, cemetery expansion, Conflict, death, eastern europe, Expansion, Expenses, Government, INCREASE, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, Report, russia, Server, SPENDING, statistics, Ukraine, War, ZOMBIELAND

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come join our minecraft server, where we have more cemetery expansion than russia during ukraine invasion! we have so many graves, you’ll never run out of places to bury your enemies! join now for the ultimate graveyard experience and watch as our tombstones grow taller than the kremlin! who needs war when you can have a peaceful burial ground to call home? come dig with us and see why our server is the final resting place for all your minecraft dreams.

PeacefulCraftBerlin

berlin, Berlin restaurant, coexistence, Conflict, cultural exchange, Diversity, germany, Island of peace, Israeli cuisine, Israeli-Palestinian, MIDDLE EAST, multicultural, Palestinian cuisine, Peace, PeacefulCraftBerlin, Restaurant, solidarity, tolerance, Unity, vandalised, Vandalism

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so, like, u kno dis server? it’s like da bomb diggity, man. u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like an island of peace, like dat restaurant in germany. but, like, instead of food, we serve up some epic minecraft adventures, bro.

u wanna know why u gotta join dis server? well, lemme tell ya a lil story. once upon a time, there was dis player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare blocks. it was like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, man.

but dat ain’t all, oh no. we also got a pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players and show off ur mad skills. and if u win, u get a special prize that will make all ur friends jealous.

so, like, come join us on dis epic minecraft server and experience all da craziness and fun. trust me, u won’t regret it, bro.

CraftyOdorant

beauty, Beauty Products, body spray, Cologne, CraftyOdorant, Designer, eau de parfum, eau de toilette, fine fragrance, Fragrance, fragrance industry, Grooming, luxury, niche fragrance, odorant, perfume, personal care, scent, signature scent, unisex fragrance

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! We even got a secret underground disco party where the creepers be droppin’ sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds and make your pickaxe sing Beyonce songs. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army who do the cha-cha slide every hour on the hour.

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come join da fun and experience the most epic odorous adventure of your Minecraft life!

PotionPanicCraft

antidepressant, anxiety, Brain, brain chemistry, brain function, emotional processing, internal bodily sensations, interoception, medication, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, neuroscience, pharmaceuticals, PotionPanicCraft, psychiatric drugs, psychological effects, research, serotonin, study

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so, like, imagine if you join this minecraft server, right? it’s like taking a dose of that antidepressant stuff but for your brain in the game! you’ll be processing internal bodily sensations like never before, man. and when you’re anxious in the game, it’s like a whole new level of serotonin and interoception going on. it’s wild, dude. come join us and experience the mind-bending effects of minecraft like never before!

TabbySlimeKing Minecraft

creativity, Forge, landscape, Minecraft, Resourcefulness, Survival, TabbySlimeKing, unmodified, Vanilla

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Looking for the classic Minecraft experience? Our server offers a completely vanilla world, unmodified from the ground up. Forge your path in a vast, ever-changing landscape, limited only by your creativity and resourcefulness.

mc.tabbyslimeking.xyz

Tomoso’s So-So Vanilla SMP: Where the community is small, but the humor is big!

Adventure, big, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, humor, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, rules, Server, Small, smp, Soso, Survival, Tomosos, Vanilla

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Server Overview

Type	Plugins	Economy	Land Claims	Version	Location	Discord
Vanilla	Few select plugins	Diamond based	No land claims	Papermc 1.20.6	France	https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB

FAQ

1. Can I claim land on the server?

No, we do not allow land claims on our server to preserve the original Minecraft feel.

2. What kind of economy system does the server have?

We have a diamond-based economy system in place on the server.

3. Are there any special plugins installed on the server?

We have a few select plugins installed for quality of life improvements, but strive to keep the gameplay as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible.

CraftyFetish Minecraft Server

coding, computer science, CraftyFetish, developers, developers fetish, fetish, geek, Interest, long tail, Minecraft, Nerd, Niche, Obsession, obvious, Passion, programming, Server, Software Development, SPECIALIZED, Specific, tags, Technology, Unique

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server was created by developers with an obvious fetish for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

Our server features insane custom plugins that will have you laughing out loud as you play. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a unicorn? You will on our server!

But that’s not all – our spawn area is a giant disco party with flashing lights and funky music. And our staff members are all trained professional clowns who will entertain you while you play. Plus, we have regular events like “Taco Tuesday” where all players get free tacos in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

2016 Games, anti-sex beds, ARRIVING, athletes, athletic people, Brazil, condoms, degenerate city, DureX, Minecraft, Nickname, Olympic village, Open, Paris, PixelPunch, planet, Raunchy Rio, Reports, Server, sex orgy, sexual relations, STOP, two week long

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Olympic Village meets Paris in a wild and raunchy adventure! Join us for the most athletic and scandalous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is filled with over 200,000 virtual condoms provided by Durex, so you know things are about to get steamy. The athletes are arriving, ready to engage in some pixelated passion like never before.

Despite the anti-sex beds in the game, the orgy will go on! Nothing can stop the debauchery and excitement that awaits you on our server. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together in the most outrageous way possible!

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ores Mined:	6911
Void Gems Collected:	20	Towns Built:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	112

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	8566
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Void Armor Forged:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Awesome Telecom Minecraft Servers

DisLanyardDrama

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CraftyChaosMC

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ZombieLand Minecraft Server

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PeacefulCraftBerlin

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CraftyOdorant

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PotionPanicCraft

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TabbySlimeKing Minecraft

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Tomoso’s So-So Vanilla SMP: Where the community is small, but the humor is big!

Stats November 22, 2024

Server Overview

FAQ

1. Can I claim land on the server?

2. What kind of economy system does the server have?

3. Are there any special plugins installed on the server?

CraftyFetish Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	379914
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Crops Grown:	7857	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Zombie Dances:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	59	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3