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TelAvivCraft: Missile Mayhem

AREA, Attack, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, Houthi, hypersonic missile, international relations, Israel, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Missile, missile attack, Missiles, News, Tel Aviv, TelAvivCraft, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounded

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Votes:	1830	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got hypersonic missiles flying around like fireworks in Tel Aviv, bro! Sixteen peeps got lightly wounded, but they respawned like it was no biggie. It’s a wild ride on this server, with explosions left and right, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Join now for a truly explosive gaming experience, where chaos reigns supreme and the fun never stops!

TelAvivCraft Casualties

Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crime, Gun Violence, Incident, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Middle East news, News, SECURITY, Shooting, Tel Aviv, Tel Aviv shooting incident, TelAvivCraft, Terrorism, terrorism attack, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Buildings Constructed:	41
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! Let me tell you, it’s like the Wild West meets outer space meets a unicorn disco party! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons, my dude.

First off, our server has a secret underground lair where you can ride rainbow-colored pigs while battling evil zombie llamas. Yeah, you heard me right. Zombie llamas. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we also have a floating castle made entirely out of cheese. Like, who wouldn’t want to live in a cheese castle, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday night where players can participate in a massive water balloon fight with the admins. And let me tell you, those admins have some serious water balloon skills. It’s like they were born with water balloons in their hands.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted tacos. Yeah, it could happen.

TelAvivCraft Minecraft Server

Arabian Peninsula, Attack, Backed, ballistic missile, Conflict, Houthis, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missile, RETALIATION, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, TelAvivCraft, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Towns Built:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

so, like, this server is so lit that even the houthis are tryna get in on the action! they be firin’ missiles left and right tryna land near tel aviv, but don’t worry, our server is totally safe from their shenanigans. join us for some epic minecraft battles and maybe even dodge a missile or two while you’re at it. who knew gaming could be so dangerous and exhilarating at the same time? come join the madness now!

ThaiTieTheKnotCraft

ap news, civil rights, couples, equal status, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, landmark legislation, legal recognition, LGBT activism, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, love is love, Marriage equality, marriage registration, Marriages, same-sex marriage, social progress, thailand, ThaiTieTheKnotCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ores Mined:	811

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own LGBTQ+ couples in Thailand themed village and have ur own virtual wedding ceremony with ur minecraft partner! be the first to register ur minecraft marriage on our server and receive special in-game perks like rainbow armor and unicorn mounts! join now for a chance to win a virtual honeymoon in our exclusive tropical island biome! don’t miss out on the love and fun, join our server today!

Light Switch Fails at Dusk

adjustment, Ambiance, artificial light, atmosphere, brightness, Contrast, Dark, dim, dusk, Evening, Fails, Illuminate, Interior, Light, lighting, mood, Perception, room, Shadow, Switch, turning on

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

u ever been in a room and u turn on a light and suddenly it feels like the darkness is creepin in even more? well that’s how u gonna feel when u join this server. except instead of darkness, it’s gonna be FUN AND CHAOS. like, u think u know what minecraft is all about but u ain’t seen nothin yet. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and chickens wearin top hats. it’s a whole new world of wackiness and u gotta be there to experience it. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond hidden in the server, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical enderman. so come on, join us and let’s turn on the light in this room of adventure and see what crazy stuff happens next!

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, anticipation, destiny, eerie premonitions, fate, fear of the unknown, foreboding, future outcomes, impending doom., impending fate, knowing the future, mysterious events, MysticCraft, ominous signs, premonition, Prophecy, Realms, supernatural predictions, Suspense, uncertain future, uncertainty, unknown consequences

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4813
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Lol, bro, if you don’t join this Minecraft server, you’re gonna be stuck in a world where pigs fly and creepers give hugs.

>do you know what’s going to happen to you now?

Join us and experience the chaos of building a house made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

Don’t be a noob, join now and witness the epic battles between giant chickens and zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous way possible.

Pixel Poo Palace

Adult, Chat, Community, Discord, Edition, explicit, FANTASY, Faqqy, fetishes, jerk off, kink, Naughty, NSFW, Palace, PIXEL, Poo, post, Rio, Roleplay, taboo, tags, Taiky, Talk

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Yo yo yo, welcome to /dft/ – the craziest Minecraft server in town! Join us for some epic gaming, talk about your favorite fetishes, and let loose with some wild jerking off sessions. This is the Rio edition, so you know it’s gonna be lit! Previous players are already hooked, so come on and join the madness. Let’s get this party started! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

MisunderstoodMC SMP

Assumptions, false impressions, misapprehensions, misassumptions, misattributed, misbeliefs, mischaracterized, misconceptions, misdiagnosed, misestimated, misidentified, misinformed, misinterpreted, misjudged, misjudgments, Mislabeled, misperceptions, misread, misrepresented, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMC, smp

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5354
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Ores Mined:	2702
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like for realzies! So like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. It was like, the craziest thing ever, bro. And then I met this talking pig who told me he was actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. Like, what even is life anymore?

But seriously, this SMP is lit AF. We have weekly llama races, where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots. And our PvP battles are legendary – last week, someone defeated the Wither using nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. It was like watching a potato ninja in action, I swear.

So if you wanna join a server where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another Tuesday, then come join us! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our Discord server, trolling unsuspecting players with bad dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun, fam!

HungerCraft: WeightSuppWorks

appetite suppressants, best supplements, curb hunger, diet pills, Dietary supplements, fat burners, fitness goals, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, hunger control, hungercraft, long term results, meal replacements, metabolism boosters, natural supplements, nutritional supplements, weight control, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight management, weight supplements, WeightSuppWorks

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	3525	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of your Minecraft character constantly getting hungry and needing to stop mining to eat some virtual food? Look no further, because our server has the best weight supplements that will curb your character’s hunger for good! Our special blend of pixelated potions will keep your character full for hours, allowing you to mine, build, and battle without interruption. Join our server now and say goodbye to virtual hunger pangs forever!

Crafty Banter Buddies

banter, Bond, Buddies, camaraderie, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Crafty, deep connection, friendship, inside jokes, Laughter, loving insults, loyalty, mutual respect, PLATONIC, playful, strong relationship, Support, teasing, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	258	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
New Chunks Explored:	496297	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6068	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we all bout dat lovingly insultin each other vibe, ya know? we got a whole town dedicated to roasting each other in the most wholesome way possible. like, u can call someone a potato head and they’ll just laugh and call u a moldy cheese block. it’s all in good fun, ya feel me? plus, we got this epic quest where u gotta find the legendary golden llama of doom, and rumor has it, whoever finds it gets a lifetime supply of cookies. but beware, the llama has a secret power that can turn u into a chicken for 24 hours. so come join us on dis wacky server and let’s insult each other with love, yo!

Pixel Science Wars

anti-science movement, attack on science, Begun, long tail tags: scientific research, PIXEL, Science, Science Communication, science denial, science education, Scientific community, Scientific evidence, scientific knowledge, Scientific method, Scientific progress, Wars

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Star Shards Collected:	90	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

come join our minecraft server where the creepers wear lab coats and the zombies have PhDs. our world is filled with experiments gone wrong and potions that will turn you into a pig for a day.

we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant mobs and unleash them on unsuspecting villagers.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. but beware, it also shoots lasers out of its eyes.

join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of science.

Cyber Femme Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, admirer, attraction, attractive, celebrity crush, Crush, cyber, Descriptions, dream man, FANTASY, fembot, femme, heartthrob, ideal man, infatuation, longing, love interest, Obsession, Pictures, Realm, Simp for, Simp Thread, simping, yearning

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the ultimate simp paradise, okay? Like, forget about real men, we got pixelated studs here!

You can build a whole shrine dedicated to your Minecraft crush, like, who needs a real boyfriend when you can have a blocky babe, am I right?

Plus, we have the best pixelated parties and virtual dates, like, forget Tinder, this is where the real action is at!

So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate, because who needs real love when you can have a virtual bae? Let’s get simping, baby!

NoHugMama2021

Boundaries, campus, college, comfort, Communication, consent, depression, discomfort, emotional connection, family, Hug, mental health, Mother, NoHugMama2021, parenting, personal space, relationships, Respect, silent treatment, Therapy, therapy recommendation

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of awkward family hugs and feeling like you’re in a therapy session every time you visit your parents? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no forced hugs from virtual parents, just fun and games all day long.

Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can build your own virtual world without any emotional baggage. Plus, we have a strict no-slamming-car-doors policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive behavior.

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real hugs when you can have virtual high-fives all day long? Join our server now and say goodbye to awkward family interactions forever!