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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 4984 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 115 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 7595 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only stable Levantine country is run by a huwhite man! But don’t worry, it’s not as serious as it sounds. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world? Or where the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night?
And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only explode in harmony. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing for days. Who knew that a huwhite man running a Levantine country could be so hilarious?
