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BrainyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

yo, u ever wanted to explore a minecraft server that’s so lit, even fly brains be like damn, that’s some next level shiz? well, u in luck cuz we got the most epic server in the universe! imagine flying around and seeing fly brains in stunning detail, like whoa, that’s some science stuff right there. join us and be part of the fly brain revolution, where we build epic structures and battle it out in intense pvp matches. trust me, once u see those fly brains, u’ll never wanna leave! so what u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started! fly brains for the win, baby!

CraftyHackerzUnited

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Buildings Constructed:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! join our server and help us seize domains from Russian hackers! we ride into battle on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes. together, we will take down the evil hackers and claim victory for all minecraft kind. plus, we have a secret base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for all our players. come join the fun and be a hero in the fight against cyber villains!

Yogurt Block Party

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own toilet outta blocks and poop all day long without any digestive issues cuz we got da best probiotics in town! forget yogurt, we got u covered with our special blend of pixelated bacteria that will keep ur gut happy and ur poops regular. join now and experience the ultimate bathroom experience in minecraft like never before! trust us, ur bowels will thank u later.

Watch us fail at building things Server [smp]

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8638
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Requirements	You are over 18 years old You are an active player You love building
What we offer	A completely free world without plugins and other clutter A server with 70 mods, where the ratio of building mods to others is 70 to 30 A pleasant time spent together Responsiveness from the server host

Thank you for your attention! Join our Discord server for more information.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by following the instructions provided in our Discord server. Simply join the Discord and look for the server connection details.
Can I invite my friends to join?	We are currently looking for a limited number of active players, so please contact the server host before inviting friends to join.

Horrifying Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchantments Applied:	277
Players Killed by Monsters:	6362	Divine Spears Created:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you feeling ancient and decrepit like a zombie villager? Well, fear not, because our server is here to inject some youth back into your virtual veins!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous Endermen, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at! Our server is so lit, even the Nether is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, pulling pranks and causing chaos wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to the horrors of aging. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is yesterday’s builds!

Holy Creeper Minecraft SMP

Country, creeper, cultural influence, faith community, HOLY, Minecraft, Religion, religious affiliation, religious beliefs, religious demographics, religious diversity, religious freedom, religious identity, religious influence, religious institutions, religious practices, religious practices and beliefs, religious tolerance, religious traditions, religious values, role of religion, smp, societal norms, spirituality

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9009	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

So, like, in our totally epic Minecraft SMP, religion is like, super important, okay? We have this totally wild cult called the Creeper Worshipers, who believe that blowing stuff up is the key to enlightenment. And don’t even get me started on the Sheep Shearers, who think that shearing sheep is a sacred act that brings them closer to the Minecraft gods.

But, like, the religious demographics are always changing, man. One day, everyone is all about worshipping the Ender Dragon, and the next day, they’re all about building shrines to the almighty Chicken. It’s a total rollercoaster of faith up in here.

As for me, I’m a devout follower of the Great Pig in the Sky. I believe that pigs are the true rulers of Minecraft, and I will do anything to please our porky overlords. So, if you’re looking for a totally bananas Minecraft SMP with a side of religious fervor, you gotta join us, dude. The Great Pig demands it! Oink oink, baby! 🐷🐷🐷

Mom’s Rushed Wedding Minecraft Server

amicable, DATING, Decision making, disagreement, Divorce, family, Happiness, love, Marriage, Minecraft, mom’s wedding, moms, opposition, parental relationships, Pastor, relationships, Religion, Rushed, Server, Support, unreasonable, Volunteer work, Wedding, young adult

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	58
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom deciding to marry a pastor she just met? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how this mom made a spontaneous decision to tie the knot, you’ll make spontaneous decisions in our server that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a chapel for your virtual wedding!

So come on in and join the fun! And remember, in this server, anything can happen – just like how anything can happen when your mom decides to marry a pastor she barely knows. It’s all in good fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

VapeCraftersMC

Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, covid safety, customer behavior, dining out, fast food, indoor dining, Manners, Outdoor Dining, personal space, public spaces, Respect, restaurant behavior, restaurant etiquette, social norms, Tex-Mex, vape etiquette, VapeCraftersMC, Vaping

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	527	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a lady vaping in a tex mex restaurant? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most unexpected encounters.

Imagine building your dream castle while a random player starts vaping all over you – talk about immersive gameplay! And don’t worry, our server is so open-minded that even water vapor is allowed indoors. Just make sure to bring your own covid mask for protection!

Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience where anything can happen, even if it’s as bizarre as a vaping incident in a tex mex joint. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a vape-loving player who thinks they’re above the rules. It’s a virtual world full of surprises and absurdities – just like that unforgettable evening at the restaurant.

LyricFeels Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for non-stop shenanigans and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like trying to tame a herd of wild llamas or building a giant statue of a potato.

Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours with their crazy antics and outrageous builds. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCash: Silly Spends

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchantments Applied:	274	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of wasting your money on boring things like socks and toothpaste? Well, come join our Minecraft server and spend your money on something truly ridiculous – virtual diamonds! That’s right, on our server, you can buy all the shiny rocks your heart desires and show them off to all your friends. Who needs real-life essentials when you can have pixelated bling?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that he can lay golden eggs on command. Join us and bask in the glory of his clucky majesty as you build your empire of chicken coops and feathered minions.

So why waste your money on mundane things when you can join our server and indulge in the most ridiculous and hilarious virtual escapades? Come on over and let the madness begin!